Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

He Yuyu's pitiful look made Cai Quan angry and funny.

He waved to He Yuyu and asked her to come over.

When He Yuyu came over, Cai Quanwu pulled her into his arms and whispered a few words in his ear, and the little girl immediately beamed.

Not long after, Silly Zhu came over carrying a bowl with six and a half apples in it.

Shazhu was good at this. He felt a little distressed before cutting it. After cutting it, he stopped picking at Sosou and generously took half of the apple each.

The uncles were a little embarrassed to hold the apples in their hands. This was originally a gift for visiting relatives, but now they are making fun of it. What's going on?

Only Xu Damao took it and started chewing it without thinking about his sister at home, which made Xu Fugui curse.

"You bastard, you haven't eaten in eight hundred years."

Cai Quanwu saw the embarrassment of the uncles. They didn't want to eat it now and wanted to take the half apple home.

The uncle probably wanted his wife to taste it.

The second uncle probably wants to show off when he goes home and eat with his eldest son and second aunt. As for the two younger sons, are there these two? I do not know how.

The third uncle probably wanted to take it back and distribute it evenly so that everyone in the family could have a taste.

Xu Fugui probably wanted to take it back for his wife and daughter to try, after all, his son had already eaten it.

Jia Dongxu probably also wants his whole family to try it.

So Cai Quanwu opened his mouth to lie, breaking the awkward atmosphere.

"Take it home and give it to your family to try. The last time I pedaled three wheels, I saved a foreigner at night and sent him to the hospital. His family gave it to him."

"If they say it's a foreign product, we can still count it as selling foreign meat."

As soon as this was said, several uncles echoed it.

Grandpa:

"Uncle Zhuzi is very righteous, saves lives and heals the wounded, is righteous and has noble character. Today everyone is honored."

Second uncle:

"Hey, then I guess only those who are officials can eat these apples, and they must be high officials. Today we also enjoy the treatment of high officials."

Third uncle:

"Foreign products are just different. One apple is as big as two of ours. If our country grows all these foreign apples, there will be no shortage of apples to eat."

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A few people talked to each other for a while, then stood up and left.

I'm really embarrassed to stay here. It's fun enough to give me half an apple. Do you still want to have dinner?

After seeing everyone off, Cai Quanwu asked Silly Zhu to go cook quickly.

When Silly Zhu picked up things and prepared to cook, Cai Quanwu asked.

"By the way, is there any wine at home? I'll buy two bottles without you."

After hearing Cai Quanwu's words, Shazhu hesitated and said:

"There's still half a bottle of Erguotou."

Hearing this, Cai Quanwu didn't have any hope that there would be anything else here, so he took He Yuyu's hand and walked out.

At the same time, several people happily brought apples home, but their families were all different.

Grandpa's house.

The old man asked the eldest mother to discuss it and divide the apple into three parts. He and the eldest mother would each eat one part and give the remaining part to the old lady in the backyard.

The old couple chatted while eating.

"Old man, this Uncle Zhuzhu looks good. Most people would be reluctant to give this apple away."

The uncle thought about it and said to the aunt:

"I've just come into contact with it, so I don't know what my character is like. Over time, I've seen people's hearts. Now I'm pretty good at Rainwater Pillar. Who knows if it will change in the future."

"Being a human being is still very awkward. If this apple is a pillar, it would be great if you can take out one and share it with everyone."

"For this, Uncle Zhuzhu reprimanded Zhuzhu, saying that Zhuzhu ate food without caring about others and left Yu Yu hungry."

Hearing this, the aunt became curious.

"Zhuzhu's explosive temper, didn't you have any trouble with his uncle?"

"His name is Silly Zhu. He's not really stupid. He's short on people and soft-spoken on others. My uncle came to see him with good things. What's wrong with saying a few words to him?"

"Besides, Uncle Zhuzhu was right. In front of so many people, Zhuzhu was eating half an apple. He is not Yu Yu, he is still a child. He is already twenty and can start a family. How can this be done? , it’s good to be talked about by his uncle.”

"I originally wanted Zhuzi to give the old lady an apple to try, but I divided three of them at once. I don't know how many are left, so I'm too embarrassed to ask."

"I guess there aren't many left, but there should be some at Uncle Zhuzhu's house. When I saw Zhuzhu taking the apples to wash, tears of rain were about to fall down. When her uncle called her over and said a few words, she became happy again. "

"Uncle Zhuzi said it was a gift from a foreigner, but he didn't say how much."

Hearing that it was a gift from a foreigner, the eldest mother became even more curious. She was not feeling well today and stayed in bed all afternoon.

She knew there was a lot of commotion in the yard, but she didn't take it seriously. There was a commotion every now and then in the yard.

"What does Uncle Zhuzhu do? How come there are foreigners giving him things?"

"I didn't go into details. I just said that I saved a foreigner by riding a tricycle and sent him to the hospital. His family was grateful for the gift."

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The second uncle's house.

The second uncle showed off the apples he brought back in front of the family.

"I'm telling you, these are foreigners' apples. Look, are they big and red? Only officials in China can eat them, and they must be high officials."

"Today, I, Old Liu, also enjoy the treatment of a high official."

"Come here, take a closer look. After you finish eating, it will be gone. You have money and no place to buy it."

"Guangqi, his second aunt, let you smell it."

Liu Guangqi and the second aunt came forward and smelled it, smiling and nodding.

"Fragrant, really fragrant."

Now the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu were anxious and started shouting.

"Let's smell it too."

When the second uncle heard his two younger sons yelling, he became very angry. He slapped one of them and then started scolding them.

"You bastard, you've got poop. How dare you yell at me?"

Liu Guangtian, who was in his teens, and Liu Guangfu, who was five or six years old, were slapped. They did not dare to speak and quickly retreated. The two brothers were now like two injured chicks, hiding silently while licking their wounds.

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Three grandfather's house.

The third uncle instilled in his family his philosophy of having enough food and clothing and not being poor even if he didn't expect it.

"Look, if I hadn't had quick eyesight and quick hands to help Uncle Zhuzi carry the things, how could he have given me these apples? I got two of them just for the front door, and they cost more than a penny each."

"I saved a lot of money on cigarettes today. Counting inside and outside, I got three cents for the cigarette alone. Not counting the big apple, I guess I still have a meal at night."

"I will divide this apple into six portions later, one for each person."

"You eat first tonight, keep my portion first and put it on the stove to heat up. I will eat later if Silly Zhu doesn't shout for dinner."

"If you come here, I can have a good meal tonight. The meat that Uncle Zhuzi brought is really beautiful. The three-layer pork belly, coupled with Shazhu's craftsmanship, I can eat three more steamed buns."

Upon hearing this, the third aunt immediately had something to say.

"Old man, you didn't plan this well. If you are full, you still eat three more buns. Isn't that in vain?"

These words reached the third uncle's heart, and he gave a thumbs up to the third aunt. What does it mean to be red when you are close to red, and black when you are close to ink? This is the best example.

Now the children in the third uncle's family have not yet learned how to calculate. The eldest Yan Jiecheng is only twelve or thirteen years old, and he still knows little about these things.

The younger ones are still too young and not sensible yet. The second child, Yan Jiefang, as you can tell from his name, was born in the year of liberation. He is about six or seven years old this year. The third child, Yan Jiekuang, is about four or five years old. The daughter, Yan Jiebai, is only two or three years old. The baby's baby is about the same size as Jia Zhang's golden grandson and grandson.

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Xu Damao's house.

Xu Fugui had a gloomy look on his face when he returned home with the apple. His face had been completely humiliated by his son today. It was okay that they were all from the courtyard and they all knew the truth. The key was that there were outsiders present.

I thought that Xu Fugui had seen the world and had many contacts with various leaders. He didn't expect that his reputation would be ruined by this little bastard of his own. I really wanted to slap him with a stick.

Just thinking about it, if I really want to slap myself, I won't be able to do it. The old lady will probably make trouble with me.

After calming down the anger in his heart, he handed the apple to his old woman and gave her instructions.

"Cut this half apple into three parts, and let's also taste the taste of this foreign apple."

When the old man said it should be divided into three parts, Xu Fugui's wife was a little hesitant, thinking that Xu Fugui would not separate her daughter.

Although she dotes on her son, her daughter is also a loser, so she said to Xu Fugui:

"Divide it into four portions. I'll cut the girl's portion into small pieces so she can have a taste."

Hearing the old woman's words, Xu Fugui was startled, when did I say I wouldn't give it to the girl? Then he realized it and started to explain.

"No, just three portions. That bastard had already eaten half an apple at Shazhu's house. He was like a starving ghost reincarnated. He ate it in just a few bites, as if I, Xu Fugui, had abused him."

"This is the portion that Silly Zhu's uncle gave me. Let's eat it with the girl."

Xu Damao was not happy to hear this and shouted.

"Why, I am also a member of the family, why don't I have a share?"

"Why, it's my pleasure, you bastard." Xu Fugui said angrily.

Seeing that his father was angry, Xu Damao didn't dare to stab him anymore. He looked at his sister Zhi Le who was doing homework with a drooping face.

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Jia Dongxu’s family.

Jia Dongxu took the apples home, moved the stick noodle steamed buns on the table to one side, put the apples in the middle of the table, and said to Jia Zhang who was holding the soles of her shoes and Qin Huairu who was taking care of her children:

"Mom, Huairu, come here, I've brought you some good things."

Hearing Jia Dongxu's shout, Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu, who was holding a stick, surrounded them.

"Uncle Zhuzi gave this to me. He said it was a foreign apple. He gave half of it to each person and asked everyone to take it back and try it."

Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu were also amazed when they looked at the apple.

"This apple is bright red, just like the new wife's red coat. It looks festive."

As soon as Jia Zhang opened her mouth, people were amused.

Qin Huairu also chuckled and said to Jia Zhang:

"Mom, there is no such metaphor."

Now Jia Zhang has only experienced the loss of her husband in middle age, but has not yet experienced the loss of her son in old age.

The son is filial, the grandson is cute, the wife is obedient, and she takes care of herself at home every day without having to work. She has a promising life. Although she is a bit mean, her character is not as distorted as after experiencing the loss of a child in old age.

(As an aside, Jia Zhang is a woman who has experienced the loss of her husband in middle age and the loss of her son in old age. She has not been shocked to the point of going crazy and is already very strong. There is a man in my grandmother's village, [-] meters tall, around [-]s and [-]s. , the engaged wife ran away with someone, and then she went crazy. There was another woman who worked in the [-]s to earn money for her boyfriend to go to college. After the boyfriend went to college, he didn’t come back. In the end, no one enlightened him, and he gradually became a People suppress themselves into mental illness.)

BangGeng on the side looked at everyone laughing and no one paid any attention to him. Our little white-eyed wolf was not happy and burst into tears.

Hearing her grandson's cry, Mrs. Jia Zhang immediately started to coax her.

"My golden grandson, don't cry, don't cry, let your father cut an apple for you to eat."

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