Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

In the yard, Cai Quanwu looked at the people talking about each other with a smile on his face, as if he didn't hear what everyone was talking about.

A few minutes later, seeing everyone still talking, Cai Quanwu said to everyone in a joking tone:

"Just now I heard someone ask why they didn't send it. Let me answer it."

"If I had hunted this myself, there would be nothing wrong with giving it to everyone. But I bought it with money and sold it to the neighbors cheaply because we are all neighbors."

"After all, my money did not come from the strong wind, but I earned it with sweat. If you want to eat for free, you should rest early. This kind of thinking is not allowed. What is the difference between this and the local tyrants and evil gentry who used to lie on us and suck our blood and sweat?" .”

"In the new country, everyone must rely on their own hands to create a beautiful and happy life for themselves. Don't always think about getting something for nothing. That was the way of the landlords and old wealth in the past."

The people who just said that they wanted Cai Quanwu to be given away for nothing became more and more frightened the more they listened. This hat was too big, especially Jia Zhang, who stretched her neck just now, but now she has retracted her neck.

Cai Quanwu's words were quite polite, he just slapped him and didn't curse, but Si Zhu didn't have such a good tone.

"I don't think any bastard would be so shameless and give it to me for free. Then next time your family buys delicious food, why don't you give it to me for free? It's really shameful."

Shazhu cursed when he heard his uncle say that someone asked him to give away meat for free.

After Silly Zhu scolded him, the second uncle was also stunned. He felt that his chance had come. Just now, his uncle Zhu Zhu had praised himself for his high ideological consciousness.

"Uncle Zhuzhu is right. It seems that there are still people in our yard who have ideological problems and want to get something for nothing."

"As the second uncle, I deeply hate this idea of ​​getting something for nothing. I think we need to find out these black sheep in the yard and restore every piece of the yard..."

"The world is bright and clear." Liu Guangqi added to his father below.

"Yes, Lang Lang Qian Kun."

The second uncle was very happy when he heard what his eldest son said. His eldest son was still very discerning.

Seeing that Liu Haizhong was getting more and more outrageous, the first man who came over quickly interrupted the second man and started to be a good person.

"Old Liu, we are all neighbors in the courtyard. We are all joking and joking. Don't take it so seriously."

Hearing what the elder said, the few people who said weird things just now all agreed.

"It's just that everyone is joking."

"It's no longer okay to joke."

……

The second uncle was so choked by everyone's words that he couldn't say a word, and all the words in his mouth were suppressed.

Seeing the embarrassment of the second uncle, Cai Quanwu shook his head. It was really not enough to be a fool.

Others can silence you with just a few words, and mud cannot hold you up against the wall.

Alas, it is of no use.

However, he still opened his mouth to help the second uncle.

"You are right. We are all neighbors. It's okay to joke, but you must be measured when joking, especially when you ask for something in the name of joking."

"Most people don't have any bad intentions, but they are afraid that some people will test others in the name of joking, especially some people who want to get something for free, but test others in the name of joking. If the neighbors can't save face, If you give it, will you be taken advantage of by others and suffer losses?"

"I think everyone doesn't want to see that when my family buys some delicious food, a group of people come over to see if they can take advantage of it in the name of joking."

Cai Quanwu first confirmed Yi Zhonghai's words, it's okay to joke.

Then he pointed out that it is possible for others to take advantage of it in the name of joking.

When it comes to their own interests, everyone has taken a stand.

"Uncle Zhuzhu is right. If you see anyone buying something good, just say, "Give me some." Who knows if it's a joke or a test."

"Yes, Uncle Zhuzi is right."

"This trend cannot be encouraged."

……

The old man felt very upset. He just said it casually, and others would catch the loophole, so he quickly fixed it.

"Uncle Zhuzhu is right. I didn't think carefully just now. You still have to be measured when joking. You can't make all jokes."

"Master Yi also has good intentions. For the sake of uniting the neighbors, he didn't think too much about it."

When Cai Quanwu saw Yi Zhonghai take the initiative to admit his mistake, he couldn't be unreasonable and gave Yi Zhonghai a step down.

The second uncle originally wanted to take advantage of the victory and attack the first uncle's prestige, but he didn't expect Cai Quanwu to be defeated by Yi Zhonghai, and he was extremely depressed.

The third uncle was secretly glad that he never used a joking tone to take advantage. He always praised other people's things and praised them well. If they were willing to give, he would take over. Otherwise, his old story would be exposed.

Xu Fugui still looked like an old god, as if everyone was drunk and I was awake alone, looking like a spectator.

Cai Quanwu took in everyone's expressions one by one. Cai Quanwu thought to himself, there are really many demons in the temple, but there are many bastards in Chi Qian.

Clearing his throat, Cai Quanwu said what he meant again.

"It's still the same saying, [-] cents per catty, half a catty at most for a family. Let's think clearly. Let the pillars cut what you want. Don't wait until the time comes."

"Everyone, please hurry up and get it done. Let's go home and cook. It's getting dark."

After speaking, Cai Quanwu returned to the uncles and started smoking with them.

After a while, Silly Zhu's place became lively. Everyone was unwilling to miss out on the opportunity to take advantage of it. Although wild boar is not as delicious as domestic pork, it is still meat no matter how unpalatable it is, and it is much cheaper than in the market. There are only three One-third the price.

"Give me half a pound."

Someone started, and everyone spoke one after another.

"I'll take half a catty too."

"I want half a catty."

……

So, half a catty of this, half a catty of that, and after a while, most of the people in the yard took the meat and went home.

Except for the old man’s house and the deaf old lady’s house.

The old man couldn't save face, the eldest mother didn't come out, not to mention the deaf old lady.

The second uncle, third uncle, and Xu Fugui’s family were all bought by their wives.

Seeing that everyone in the courtyard had gone home, Cai Quanwu thought to himself that this was a blessing in disguise.

Originally, he had planned to ask Sha Zhu to stew the pig head and lungs together in a pot of soup so that the people in the courtyard could have a taste, but he saved the money and ate it himself later.

Just when Cai Quanwu was thinking about something, the first man dispersed the smoke and came to him.

"Uncle Zhuzhu, have a cigarette." Yi Zhonghai said as he handed over a cigarette.

Cai Quanwu took the cigarette and paid attention to the aunt.

"Master Yi, how is his aunt's health?"

Seeing that Cai Quanwu cared about his wife, Yi Zhonghai said to Cai Quanwu, "It's okay. I have an old problem. Just take some medicine and it will be fine."

"That's good. I'll ask Yu Yu to come over and ask her to come for dinner later."

Cai Quanwu said, giving orders to He Yuyu who was playing nearby.

"Yu Yu, go see Auntie and ask her to come over for dinner at night."

"Okay, Uncle."

He Yuyu agreed happily.

After He Yuyu left, Cai Quanwu looked at Shazhu who was chatting with Xu Damao and Jia Dongxu and made arrangements.

"Zhuzi, stop chatting and hurry up to pack and cook. Your uncle and I haven't eaten lunch yet."

Hearing Cai Quanwu's words, Shazhu quickly said: "I know, uncle, I'll go right away."

After saying that, he packed up the remaining meat and prepared to move it into the house.

When Cai Quanwu saw Jia Dongxu holding Banggan next to Sha Zhu, his heart moved and he ordered Sha Zhu again.

"Zhuzi, cut some of the pig liver and give it to your brother Dongxu, and ask him to take it home and make pig liver soup for Banggeng to drink."

Jia Dongxu didn't expect such a gain, so he declined politely.

"No, no, Uncle Cai, you are too polite."