Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

After figuring out the key, Cai Quanwu joked.

"Zhu Zhu will definitely get married, but I don't know when."

"It's certainly been impossible lately."

"Hahaha."

As he spoke, Cai Quanwu laughed.

After laughing, Cai Quanwu started to explain.

"I guess the third aunt misunderstood what the third uncle said."

"I was joking with the third uncle yesterday. I guess the third uncle went back and told the third aunt, and she misunderstood."

"If Zhu Zhu really gets married, he won't just invite a few uncles."

"We are all neighbors. How can we do such a thing? I will definitely invite everyone when the time comes."

"Besides, everyone needs help when Zhu Zhu gets married."

Without Cai Quan's explanation, Qin Huairu knew that something was wrong.

According to what Third Aunt said, Silly Zhu is getting married soon.

Knowing that he had made a mistake, Qin Huairu apologized:

"Sorry, Uncle Cai, I thought Shazhu was going to get married soon."

Qin Huairu had just finished apologizing, but Jia Zhang became very angry over there.

"That's pretty much it."

"Otherwise I would have thought that some people look down on us poor people."

"They don't even call us poor neighbors when they get married."

Hearing Jia Zhang's sarcastic remarks again, Cai Quanwu became furious.

It could be said that there was a misunderstanding when I spoke like that, and I felt uncomfortable.

That shouldn't happen this time.

I’ve explained it so fucking clearly, yet I’m still here to make fun of myself.

In that case, I'm sorry.

He, Cai Quanwu, doesn't know how to spoil others.

"Sister-in-law Jia, you are not one of the poor."

"No one among the poor has a fat head and big ears like you."

"The landowners and finance ministers in the past were not as good as you, how can you be considered one of the poor?"

"You can see what the poor people look like when you look at Dongxu."

"The poor people are like me and Dongxu, skinny and skinny."

Cai Quanwu deliberately changed the concept and described strong as thin.

Anyway, if you’re not fat, you’re just thin.

When it comes to body fat percentage for today's people, it's undoubtedly a fool's errand.

When Jia Zhang heard Cai Quanwu say that she had a fat head and big ears, she immediately broke her guard and wanted to pounce on Cai Quanwu with all her teeth and claws.

Sure enough, the truth hurts the most.

Also, no matter how old a woman is, she cannot hear the word fat.

If he hadn't felt that he couldn't defeat Cai Quanwu, Jia Zhang would have charged forward.

Unable to get started, Mrs. Jia Zhang stamped her feet and cursed loudly: "You are fat and big-eared."

"Your whole family is fat."

"Cai, why are you so vicious? You can even say such things."

Cai Quanwu didn't expect Jia Zhang's reaction to be so big this time.

I thought that Mr. Jia Zhang’s face should be invincible in the world.

How could it be so easy to break through the defense.

However, Cai Quanwu thought about it and found it funny. Although the word fat head and big ears was not a nice word, it still had nothing to do with viciousness.

Now in Jia Zhang's mouth, it has actually become a vicious word.

See you soon.

It was the rush hour after get off work, and many people gathered at the door of Jia's house after hearing Jia Zhang's scolding.

Including the aunt who rarely appears in public recently, as well as Silly Zhu and He Yuyu who are cooking and doing homework at home.

It is the people who eat melons, eating melons online.

Seeing more and more people gathered around him, Cai Quanwu put on a serious expression and said in an angry tone:

"No, Sister-in-law Jia, I'm telling you that you are lucky, live a good life, and are fair and fat. How come you don't know what is good and what is bad, and you still curse others."

"Do you need me to tell you that you are skinny and skinny to make you feel comfortable?"

"Isn't this scolding Dongxu?"

Cai Quanwu first criticized the situation, and then used his sharp tongue to make up lies here.

The key point is that it actually makes sense at first glance.

Just like the poisonous chicken soup of a certain emotional V in later generations, as long as you don't think about it carefully, it feels very reasonable.

No, even Qin Huairu, who is next to Jia Zhang, thinks it makes sense.

However, to Jia Zhang's ears, that was not the case.

Hearing Cai Quanwu confusing right and wrong here, Jia Zhang was trembling with anger.

Jia Zhang pointed at Cai Quanwu with a trembling finger and said loudly to the surrounding neighbors:

"He actually called me fat and big-eared. He actually called me fat-headed and big-eared..."

Before Jia Zhang could finish speaking, she heard bursts of laughter.

"Hahaha……"

This is when the onlookers heard that Jia Zhangshiqiang kept emphasizing his fat head and big ears, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Some of them were even booing.

"Uncle Zhuzi is right."

"You are fat and big-eared to begin with."

"Hahaha……"

There was another burst of laughter.

"You..., you..."

Mrs. Jia Zhang was so angry that she was trembling all over and speechless.

Qin Huairu saw Jia Zhang trembling with anger from the side, and quickly stepped forward to support her, and softly advised:

"Mom, please stop saying a few words, you look angry."

Hearing Qin Huairu's words, Jia Zhang glared at Qin Huairu fiercely.

However, Jia Zhang knew in her heart that Qin Huairu was right.

If you continue to talk, you will only humiliate yourself.

So Jia and Zhang borrowed the slope to get off their donkey.

"Huai Ru, mom is dizzy, help mom into the house quickly."

When Qin Huairu heard that Jia Zhang asked him to help her into the house, Qin Huairu immediately agreed.

The current Qin Huairu is not the Qin Huairu who turned black later, and his face is not that thick.

Qin Huairu also felt embarrassed being looked at by so many people.

As soon as Qin Huairu helped Jia Zhang into the house, Jia Dongxu and the second uncle and several workers from the steel rolling mill who had just finished get off work squeezed in from outside the crowd.

Seeing Jia Dongxu and the second uncle coming in, everyone greeted them one by one.

After saying hello, Jia Dongxu looked at the people surrounding his door and asked eagerly:

"what happened?"

"What happened?"

They all gathered around the door of his house. It would be strange if Jia Dongxu was not in a hurry.

Just as the enthusiastic neighbor was about to talk to Jia Dongxu about her mother, he was interrupted by Cai Quanwu.

"Dongxu, it's okay."

"I just didn't know who had rumored that Zhu Zhu was going to get married, so we all gathered around and discussed it."

Cai Quanwu never mentioned the dispute between him and Jia Zhang, and kept telling lies.

When they heard Cai Quanwu's lies, those who knew the inside story smiled and did not expose it.

Sure enough, Cai Quanwuyi said something about Shazhu's marriage, which immediately diverted Jia Dongxu's attention from why everyone was gathering in front of his house.

Jia Dongxu looked at Silly Zhu in the crowd, showing great surprise.

"Si Zhu is getting married?"

Seeing Jia Dongxu looking at him, Shazhu immediately shook his head.

"No no."

"This is just a bit interesting."

Silly Zhu said so.

But the smile that couldn't help but overflow on his face betrayed him.

As soon as everyone saw the smile on Shazhu's face, they understood that Shazhu just said modest words.

Cai Quanwu shook his head and glanced at Silly Zhu, thinking to himself, a dog can't keep two ounces of sesame oil in its belly.

"Silly Zhu, congratulations."

"Shazhu, when will you bring your wife back to us?"

"Silly Zhu, isn't your wife pretty?"

……

As soon as Shazhu finished speaking, everyone started teasing Shazhu.

I was so stupid that I wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

At this time, the second uncle felt that he had room to perform, so he immediately scolded him loudly with a straight face.

"What do they all look like? None of them are upright."

"Can this kind of thing be joked about?"

"If outsiders knew about it, they would think that there are no rules in our courtyard."

"Hurry up and disperse."

Even though the second uncle lives like that outside, he does have some prestige in the courtyard.

Everyone in the courtyard was really a little afraid of him.

No, as soon as the second uncle spoke, everyone dispersed one after another.

When everyone was almost gone, the second uncle took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it for Cai Quanwu and himself.

As for the others, the second uncle felt that they were not qualified to let him pass the cigarettes.

The second uncle took a puff of cigarette and said with a smile:

"Uncle Zhu Zhu, Sha Zhu is really getting married?"