Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

"Uncle, tell me, I'll listen."

Silly Zhu saw Cai Quanwu looking serious, and actually believed it.

"Zhuzi, you have to listen carefully."

At this time, not to mention Silly Zhu, even He Yuyu pricked up his ears and prepared to listen.

"Uncle, tell me, I'm listening."

"Ok."

"Zhuzi, there are three most important things to do when chasing a girl."

"First, persist."

"Second, shameless."

"Third, insist on being shameless."

Cai Quanwu used the experience summed up by netizens later to fool Silly Zhu.

When Silly Zhu heard Cai Quanwu's words, he almost burst out laughing after eating the food in his mouth.

That's it?

He Yuyu giggled as he listened.

"Uncle, are you serious?" Silly Zhu smiled for a while and asked.

"Of course it's true. Do you think my uncle is lying to you? There is a saying in ancient times that a virtuous girl is afraid of being entangled by a man. This is the truth."

"You've got it right. Regardless of whether the other party agrees or not, just go up and stalk them."

"Whenever you have something to do, go to your work or home to find someone, treat them to a meal or watch a movie."

“If you have the opportunity, you can also invite others to go shopping and play together.”

"This is for girls."

"If you want the girl's parents to agree, you have to come often to have a drink with the father-in-law. If you have cooking skills, you can also help the mother-in-law cook."

"If you deal with the girl's parents, you will have won half the battle."

Cai Quanwu talked about the methods he used to chase girls online and the methods he used to deal with his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

Si Zhu was dumbfounded when he heard that he could do this.

However, after digesting Cai Quanwu's words for a while, Shazhu seemed to suddenly understand, and then said loudly: "Uncle, I have decided that I will stalk Miss Wu and marry her home."

"If you are ambitious, I will support you!"

Cai Quanwu praised Silly Zhu greatly. No matter what the result was, his courage was commendable.

"Brother, I support you too." He Yuyu followed behind to join in the fun.

"Uncle, support can't be said casually."

When Shazhu heard Cai Quanwu say that he supported him, he felt Xiao Jiujiu in his heart.

I thought, in order to chase girls and improve efficiency, it is not too much to buy myself a bicycle.

The last time he took the blame for his uncle, he promised to buy himself a bicycle.

Although he said he would buy it when he gets married, Shazhu felt that it was not impossible to buy it a little earlier.

It's okay to buy a bicycle just to chase girls and get married.

"Oh, then how do you want my uncle to support me? As long as my uncle can do it, I will never refuse."

Cai Quanwu knew that Xiao Jiujiu was in Sha Zhu's heart, so he readily agreed.

When Cai Quanwu agreed, Shazhu showed an expression like a chicken thief and expressed his inner thoughts.

"Uncle, didn't you say you would buy me a bicycle last time?"

"I think it will be more convenient to chase girls if I have a bicycle."

"If I have a bicycle, I can go to your store to find Miss Wu after lunch."

Cai Quanwu glanced at Silhu, who was smiling all over his face, and thought to himself, good guy, it turned out that he was waiting for me here.

I just said it casually last time, but you actually took it seriously.

And they used this excuse to make me fulfill my promise.

What a clever little guy!

"Ahem, is this happening? Why don't I remember when you said it?"

Cai Quanwu had a blank expression on his face, pretending not to know what was happening.

"Uncle, you won't forget, right?"

"It was that time when He Yuyu called the Third Master the Doorkeeper in school. I wasn't the one who took the blame in the end. That night you said you would buy me a bicycle when I got married."

Silly Zhu thought that Cai Quanwu really forgot, and tried hard to describe, trying to restore Cai Quanwu's memory.

Cai Quanwu pretended to be trying to remember, and deliberately asked in an uncertain tone: "Zhuzi, you heard wrong, right? Why don't I have any impression at all?"

Seeing that Cai Quanwu seemed to have really forgotten, Shazhu was so anxious that he almost cried, and even pulled He Yuyu out to testify.

"Uncle, I must have heard you right. You said you would buy me a bicycle when I got married. If you don't believe me, ask Yu Yu."

"Yu Yu, uncle said at that time that he wanted to buy me a bicycle. You heard it, right? It was the time when the third uncle came over and told you to give him a nickname in school."

Silly Zhu not only recalled the situation to Cai Quanwu, but also tried to deepen his impression on He Yuyu.

He Yuyu was very impressive this time. When he heard his brother ask himself, he was indeed telling the truth.

"Uncle, brother didn't lie. You said you would buy a bicycle for him when he gets married."

When He Yuyu came forward to testify, Cai Quanwu saw that he couldn't pretend, so he borrowed the donkey from the slope.

"Yeah? Maybe I forgot."

"There are too many things and it took too long. Some things I can't remember."

"Since you two said I said it, then maybe I did."

Seeing Cai Quanwu admitting it, Shazhu breathed a sigh of relief, otherwise one of his bicycles would have been lost, which would have made him cry without tears.

Thinking of bicycles, Silly Zhu also thought of Cai Quanwu's words about buying himself a watch.

Have you forgotten about this?

This matter was even longer before I agreed to buy myself a bicycle.

The more he thought about it, the more it seemed possible. Shazhu quickly asked Cai Quanwu.

"Uncle, do you still remember what you promised me?"

Cai Quanwu knew what Sha Zhu wanted to say about the watch, so he didn't tease Sha Zhu again this time.

Just tease it once and it will be fun. If you tease it too much, it will be boring.

"Uncle, remember about the watch. I will definitely buy it for you when you get married."

Seeing that Cai Quanwu remembered the watch, Shazhu relaxed his tense nerves and thought to himself that his uncle was not an old fool after all.

"Just remember, uncle, don't forget."

Although Cai Quanwu said he remembered, Shazhu still reminded him.

"Don't worry, it won't happen." Cai Quanwu reassured Shazhu.

As we talked, the topic wandered from bicycles to somewhere else.

Until the meal was over, no one mentioned the bicycle again.

After eating, Shazhu cleared the table and then went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

When Silly Zhu went to the kitchen to wash the dishes and came back, he started talking about the bicycle again.

"Uncle, we haven't finished talking about the bicycle just now."

Maybe Silly Zhu passed by the eaves and saw the bicycle parked there, and thought about it.

"Aren't you finished? Where did you end it?"

After Cai Quanwu finished speaking, he blew out a smoke ring and looked at Silly Zhu.

"Uncle, you haven't said when you will buy me a bicycle. I am still waiting for the bicycle to chase my wife."

Seeing that Cai Quanwu was doing this again, Shazhu sounded a little dissatisfied.

"Okay, I'll go to the entrustment store to show you when I have time."

Seeing that Sha Zhu's tone was not good, Cai Quanwu stopped pretending to be crazy and gave Sha Zhu a direct reply.

It just so happened that Cai Quanwu hadn't gone to the entrustment store for a long time to play with Master Qian and the others, so he was just waiting for a day off to go and have a look.

"Uncle, you can't lie to me?"

"This is related to my wife."

Although he heard that Cai Quanwu agreed, Shazhu still gave him another reminder uneasy.