Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu
Chapter 177 If a child catches his shit and eats it, you will also catch his shit and eat it?
Cai Quanwu listened to the two people arguing with each other in the room, which was funny.
It is estimated that there are too many good times, and the two of them are full and full, and they can argue about this little thing.
Hearing the two siblings getting more and more quarrelsome, Cai Quanwu couldn't laugh or cry, got up and walked out of the room.
Cai Quan was not afraid that Silly Zhu, an idiot, would not be able to quarrel with He Yuyu, so he took action.
Seeing Cai Quanwu come out, the two noisy brothers and sisters stopped and shouted at the same time: "Uncle."
Cai Quanwu nodded, and then asked knowingly.
"What are you two arguing about? It's so loud."
"Uncle, my brother wronged me and said that I went out to play and didn't do my homework."
He Yuyu doesn't care about anything, but a bad guy will complain first.
Cai Quanwu glanced at He Yuyu, who was the first to complain, and asked dissatisfiedly:
"Then have you gone out to play?"
"It's time to play." He Yuyu replied in a low voice because he lacked confidence.
"Then why did your brother wrong you? Didn't you go out to play?"
"..."
He Yuyu hesitated and didn't say a word for a long time.
The main reason is that it is unreasonable and I don’t know how to refute it.
If I were to be logical, I could tell you four or five or six.
Cai Quanwu left He Yuyu speechless, and then turned to look at Shazhu.
"Zhuzi, how old are you? How heavy is the rain?"
"Children are ignorant and eat their shit. Do you also catch their shit and eat it?"
Silly Zhu watched Cai Quanwu render He Yuyu speechless, and was enjoying himself secretly, but he didn't expect Cai Quanwu to find him.
Silly Zhu could understand the meaning behind Cai Quanwu's words, but he still defended himself.
"Uncle, it's mainly because Yu Yu's words are too irritating, and he's still young enough to call me by my name."
Cai Quanwu didn't think it was a big deal if he didn't say his name. But when he said his name, Cai Quanwu didn't get angry at all.
Others call you Silly Zhu, but you didn't agree well. Why don't you say that others are neither big nor small?
If your sister calls you He Yuzhu, is she neither older nor younger?
"Then others still call you Silly Zhu. Why didn't you say that others are neither big nor small?"
Cai Quanwu's words hit home.
"That's a nickname." Silly Zhu tried to quibble.
"I think it's better to call him He Yuzhu."
Cai Quanwu mercilessly pulled off Silly Zhu's fig leaf.
"Forehead."
Silly Zhu was speechless by Cai Quanwu.
Seeing that both of them were speechless by what he said, Cai Quanwu waved his hand and said:
"Okay, don't make any noise, just go and do what you have to do."
"You're not a child anymore, why don't you worry at all?"
Hearing Cai Quanwu's words, the two of them felt like they were being pardoned. One ran to the table and pretended to do homework, and the other ran out, probably to the kitchen.
It's almost dinner time, Shazhu should have this realization.
He Yuyu was pretending to do his homework there, which made Cai Quanwu very happy.
The person was sitting there, moving his buttocks back and forth, as if there were nails on the stool.
Looking at the absent-minded He Yuyu, Cai Quanwu thought for a while and said angrily: "If you don't want to write, just put your homework away and show it to someone."
After hearing Cai Quanwu's words, He Yuyu made a face at him, smiled and put away his homework book.
Alas, there are no children who like to do homework.
"Uncle, I'm going out to play for a while."
He Yuyu took his homework book and said something to Cai Quanwu before going out.
"Don't go crazy, remember to come back for dinner, no one will call you today."
Cai Quanwu gave He Yuyu a vaccination.
"okay."
He Yuyu's voice came from outside the house.
Cai Quanwu shook his head, walked into the room, and continued to play with the rags he bought.
For fragile items such as porcelain, Cai Quanwu was prepared to take out a basin from the rental house, place some rags in it, and pack them in the basin.
Books and the like were left behind, and comic strips were left behind. You could read them to pass the time if you had nothing to do. Other ancient books, calligraphy and paintings were wrapped in an old piece of clothing.
Once it's done, let's take it back to the rental house together.
……
"Uncle, it's time to eat."
Hearing Sha Zhu's voice calling for dinner, Cai Quanwu put down the book in his hand and read half of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. He said to himself: "The reading time flies so fast."
Indeed, Cai Quanwu was only halfway through reading this set of comic strips when the sky turned dark.
He stood up and walked out of the room, seeing Silly Zhu and He Yuyu already sitting at the table.
When he came to the table and sat down, Cai Quanwu teased He Yuyu.
"Why is it so timely to eat today?"
He Yuyu heard Cai Quanwu making fun of him and kept mumbling.
Silly Zhu saw He Yuyu was silent and spoke out to reveal the truth.
"She was waiting before the meal was ready, for fear that we wouldn't ask her to eat."
"I'm here to help you." He Yuyu said with a stiff tongue.
Silly Zhu gave He Yuyu's nonsense a look of contempt.
"He Yuyu, I need your help with cooking?"
"I……"
He Yuyu was about to retort when Cai Quanwu interrupted the argument between the two.
"Okay, stop arguing and eat quickly."
After Cai Quanwu finished speaking, He Yuyu snorted and glared at Si Zhu fiercely.
Silly Zhu didn't care about He Yuyu's eyes, but felt proud that he had the upper hand.
Afterwards, several people began to eat with peace of mind.
After finishing the meal and clearing the table, Cai Quanwu and others were eating melon seeds and chatting when Jia Dongxu's voice came from outside.
"Uncle Cai, I'll put the car under the eaves."
"Okay." Cai Quanwu responded in the room.
After a while, the door was pushed open, and Jia Dongxu walked in from the door, holding a small bag in his hand.
Jia Dongxu put the bag against the wall, came to the table, took out a cigarette and handed it to Cai Quanwu, and then said with a smile: "Uncle Cai, there is nothing good in the countryside. I brought some sweet potatoes up here. I'll get you some." ."
Cai Quanwu took the cigarette handed over by Jia Dongxu and greeted with a smile: "Dongxu, sit down, look at you, you are so polite, you brought it all the way back, just keep it for yourself, what are you doing for me?"
"By the way, Dongxu, have you eaten?"
Jia Dongxu sat down, lit a cigarette for himself, and then replied: "I've eaten."
"It's not easy to ride to the countryside with your wife," Cai Quanwu said with a smile.
Jia Dongxu smiled bitterly and thought to himself, it was not easy, it had exhausted him to death, but he pretended to be relaxed and said:
"It's okay. The main reason is that it's difficult to ride uphill. If you can't ride uphill, you have to come down and push for a while."
Knowing that Jia Dongxu was being tough, Cai Quanwu didn't expose it and said with a smile: "That's good, the roads in the countryside are indeed difficult to ride."
"Is my father-in-law okay?"
"The countryside is much better now than in previous years. It's no problem to have enough food." Jia Dongxu thought for a while before saying.
Hearing Jia Dongxu's words, Cai Quanwu sighed in his heart, the rural areas will not have good days in a few years.
First there was the trend of exaggeration, then there was big pot rice and big collectives, and finally there were natural disasters. The foundation accumulated in rural areas over the past few years was suddenly wiped out.
Especially during the years of natural disasters, countless people starved to death.
The occurrence of this kind of thing is caused by natural disasters and man-made disasters. Generally speaking, it is divided into 30% natural disasters and 70% man-made disasters.
If the people below had not lied about the military situation and caused the decision-making errors above, there would not have been such huge consequences.
Unfortunately, the trend is irreversible. As a small person, I can only be a bystander.
Seeing Cai Quanwu lost in thought, Shazhu shouted from the side: "Uncle, what are you thinking about?"
Silly Zhu's shout made Cai Quanwu come to his senses, smile, and start talking nonsense.
"Oh, when I think about the days in the countryside, it was really hard."
Silly Zhu had never lived in the countryside and had no feelings for Cai Quanwu's words.
Jia Dongxu heard what Jia Zhang said about the situation in the countryside, and echoed: "Yes, life in the countryside used to be really hard, so everyone wanted to run to the city."
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