Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

The dinner table.

Several people sit on each side.

Silly Zhu and Cai Quanwu drank wine, and the deaf old lady and He Yuyu ate dumplings.

It is said that dumplings on the first day of the Lunar New Year are better than noodles on the second day of the Lunar New Year, so Shazhu still cooked dumplings that night.

"Old lady, you're welcome, eat the prawns."

Cai Quanwu took a sip of wine and warmly greeted the deaf old lady to eat her food.

The visitor is a guest, and as one of the hosts, Cai Quanwu cannot ignore him.

"My uncle is right, old lady, eat more prawns." Silly Zhu continued.

"Oh, you're welcome. Old lady, I know how to eat. If you were too polite, old lady, I wouldn't come." The deaf old lady said with a smile.

"Then you can eat it by yourself. We will drink and have nothing to do with you."

"Uncle, let's drink."

Silly Zhu said loudly.

"Here, drink."

Cai Quanwu and Shazhu drank one.

The two of them didn't drink much in the evening, but one of them drank a little and started eating dumplings.

After dinner, Cai Quanwu sat at the table drinking tea and smoking, He Yuyu ate peanuts and melon seeds, and Silly Zhu went to see the deaf old lady home.

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"He Yuyu, let's go play."

Liu Guangtian shouted outside the house.

"okay."

He Yuyu responded in the house.

"Guangtian, come in and play." Cai Quanwu shouted outside.

Probably after hearing Cai Quanwu's words, Liu Guangtian walked in, followed by Liu Guangfu.

"Guangtian, Guangfu, eat peanuts."

"Yu Yu, grab some candies and give them to Guangtian Guangfu."

Cai Quanwu greeted Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, and then ordered He Yuyu.

"Thank you, Uncle Cai."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu said one after another.

"Have you eaten?" Cai Quanwu asked softly.

"Eating steamed buns."

Before Liu Guangtian could react, Liu Guangfu rushed to answer.

Cai Quanwu chatted with the two brothers for a few words, but didn't speak to them. He didn't know what to say to these little brats.

He Yuyu grabbed a handful of cow shit candies from the cabinet and handed them to Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu.

"Give."

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu took the candy and put it in their pockets and said thank you.

"Do you want peanuts and melon seeds?" He Yuyu asked the two brothers.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu looked at each other and then nodded.

Wouldn’t that be a fool if you don’t want something to eat?

Then He Yuyu gave each of them a handful of peanuts and melon seeds.

"gone."

After grabbing the peanuts and melon seeds, He Yuyu took the lead, and the three of them ran out of the door together.

Looking at the backs of several people, Cai Quanwu suddenly thought of the word moral kidnapping.

After all, he or she has the obligation to support you after giving birth to you.

If you don't understand the situation and kidnap people morally, you deserve to be beaten.

When you advise others to be generous, think about whether you can do it yourself.

If you can't do it yourself, what qualifications do you have to persuade others to be generous.

Typical standing and talking without back pain!

After finishing smoking a cigarette, Silly Zhu came back from the deaf old lady's house. He didn't see He Yuyu and asked, "Where is Yuyu?"

"Go out to play."

"Oh, then I'll go out for a walk too."

After Silly Zhu finished speaking, he turned around and walked out. He had not had a good time during the Chinese New Year.

Cai Quanwu thought it was okay, took a sip of tea, got up and followed him. It was still early, and he couldn't sleep so early.

Walking into the front yard, before reaching the entrance of the courtyard, I heard the voices of Sha Zhu and Xu Damao talking.

"Silly Zhu, you are a coward, you dare not even let go of the whip."

"Xu Damao, don't show off. Your hand will explode when the time comes. Don't blame me for not warning you."

"Coward, look at me."

When Cai Quanwu walked to the door of the courtyard, he saw Xu Damao, his face flushed, chattering, holding a firecracker in one hand and a cigarette in the other, ready to light it. (Many book friends must have done this, and I have done it myself. Once, the skin on my fingers was browned.)

"laugh."

"Snapped."

Before Cai Quanwu could stop him, Xu Damao had already lit the firecrackers in his hands.

Xu Damao threw away the firecracker residue on his hand, glanced at Si Zhu triumphantly, and said provocatively:

"Silly Zhu, you are just a coward. Look, if I let you go, nothing will happen."

Cai Quanwu knew at a glance that Xu Damao drank a lot at night. He probably was drunk and emboldened now, so he dared to rant in front of Silly Zhu.

Cai Quanwu couldn't help but think that Xu Damao would not turn from a pervert to an alcoholic.

Although Xu Damao also drinks in the TV series, he only drinks too much when he is a leader and does not drink alcohol normally.

Have you been led astray by yourself?

Hearing the two of them fighting each other, Cai Quanwu Mao was at the gate of the courtyard, watching from a distance without stepping forward, just thinking that he was having fun for himself.

"Xu Damao, you bastard, who are you calling a coward?"

When he was young and vigorous, he was looked down upon by Xu Damao. Silly Zhu got angry and cursed.

Xu Damao took a puff of cigarette and blew out the cigarette towards Silly Zhu, provoking Silly Zhu.

"If you are able to let one go, try to let one go. If you don't dare to let go, you are a coward."

My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't either.

Stimulated by Xu Damao, Silly Zhu walked to He Yuyu's group of little brats and said to He Yuyu, who was playing happily: "Yu Yu, give me a few whips."

He Yuyu was a little surprised why Silly Zhu wanted a small whip, but he still obediently gave some to Silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu got the firecrackers, came to Xu Damao, and yelled at Xu Damao.

"Xu Damao, let's come one by one, do you dare?"

"Come just come, whoever is afraid of whom, Silly Zhu, I tell you, don't cry if it hurts."

Cai Quanwu was really speechless when he heard two middle school boys competing to set off firecrackers on their hands. Is this what you should do?

This is a game played by twelve or thirteen year olds.

How old are you?

Cai Quanwu did not step forward to stop him. If anyone is not hit by the second energy, this little whip will at most burn the hand, so it will not cause much harm.

If Cai Quanwu was sure to stop the bigger firecrackers, the powerful ones would blow his fingers off.

Xu Damao took a small whip from Silly Zhu's hand, pinched the bottom with his nails, then lit the small whip with a cigarette butt and stretched out his hand.

"Tsk, snap."

The small whip exploded in Xu Damao's hand.

"It's your turn, Silly Pillar."

Xu Damao looked at Silly Zhu with provocative eyes and said.

Silly Zhu couldn't give in. He put down the firecrackers in his hand, took one out, and said to Xu Damao: "Xu Damao, give me the cigarette."

Hearing that Sha Zhu wanted to use his cigarette, Xu Damao readily handed over the cigarette in his mouth.

The ignorant are fearless. Silly Zhu followed Xu Damao's example, lit the small whip, stretched out his hand, and the small whip went off smoothly.

"laugh."

"Snapped."

So, the two of them went back and forth, and after a while, the few small whips they brought were gone.

Cai Quanwu looked at it and shook his head, knowing that these two people were lucky and did not encounter the kind of little whip that exploded and left nothing behind.

Cai Quanwu has never done this before, and it's okay to put a lot of it with his hands.

Generally, if you pinch the bottom, the whip will explode, but there will be a little bit left at the bottom, so it won't explode.

But occasionally I would suddenly come across one, which would explode into pieces after being lit.

Such firecrackers will hurt your hands.

Seeing that the two of them were about to get a small whip, Cai Quanwu walked out of the darkness and wanted to play for a while, but it would be bad if something happened.

"Zhuzi, Damao."

When Sha Zhu and Xu Damao saw Cai Quanwu coming out, they both called for help.

"uncle."

"Uncle Cai."

After calling the person, the two looked at each other and made a tacit understanding not to say anything about setting off the whip.

After all, for two such big people, it felt a bit embarrassing to compete with each other.

"What are you two doing?" Cai Quanwu asked deliberately.

"Nothing." They both replied at the same time.

"I thought you two were setting off small whips."

There is no pot that Cai Quanwu does not open and lift.

"No."

"No."

Both men denied it.

Xu Damao took out cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to Cai Quanwu.

"Uncle Cai, have a cigarette."

Xu Damao was rather cunning and immediately changed the subject.

Cai Quanwu took the cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and started chatting with Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was a bit drunk, so it would be interesting to chat.