Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

Cai Quanwu guessed in his heart that the first brother would receive at most one yuan, which was a good idea, and the others would receive at most one or two cents.

The deaf old lady might only have one or two cents in her red envelope.

He gave me fifty cents, which was a lot no matter what.

Banggeng looked at the money handed over by Cai Quanwu, standing there with his little head unable to turn around.

Mom said to take the red paper packet, why didn’t Grandpa Cai give him the red paper packet?

Looking at the stunned Banggan kneeling in front of him, Cai Quanwu stuffed fifty cents into his hand, smiled and said to Qin Huairu: "Daughter-in-law Dongxu, help the child up quickly. The child didn't see the red paper envelope. ,stunned."

Hearing Cai Quanwu's words, everyone looked at Banggeng and laughed.

Later, Bangge kowtowed to his grandma and Shazhu, and got two red envelopes.

Cai Quanwu was a little surprised when Sha Zhu prepared the red envelope.

As for He Yuyu, although she was considered Banggeng's elder, she was still studying, so it was impossible to give her new year's money, so she subconsciously ignored her.

After finishing the stick, Shazhu looked at He Yuyu again and asked with a smile:

"Yu Yu, you don't want the new year's money?"

Hearing what Silly Zhu said, He Yuyu was a little hesitant. If it had been in previous years, she would have kowtowed to earn some lucky money without hesitation.

In previous years, He Yuyu felt very happy after taking a few cigarettes and getting a few cents of new year's money.

But this year is not different. It only costs a few cents to drink a few heads, and He Yuyu is a little disdainful.

She is a little rich woman with several dollars.

After struggling for a long time, He Yuyu looked at Cai Quanwu.

Cai Quanwu really felt that he couldn't lead Silly Zhu.

If you want to kowtow, I will ask you to kowtow a few more times on Qingming Festival.

However, it was a Chinese New Year, so Cai Quanwu couldn't let the fun down, so Cai Quanwu gave He Yuyu a little hint.

He Yuyu and Cai Quanwu now have a perfect understanding.

After receiving Cai Quanwu's signal, He Yuyu came to the old lady with a smile, kowtowed and said, "Old lady, I wish you a long life."

"well."

The old lady smiled and took out a red envelope from her pocket and handed it to He Yuyu.

He Yuyu took the red envelope and said, "Thank you, old lady."

After kowtowing to the old lady, He Yuyu stood up, came to the first man and his wife, and kowtowed to them.

"Master and mom, I wish you good health and everything goes well."

He Yuyu said after kowtow.

The aunt helped He Yuyu up, took out a red envelope from the other pocket, handed it to He Yuyu, and said with a smile: "I wish Yuyu will come first every time in the exam."

He Yuyu happily took the red envelope and scanned the room with his eyes, thinking about who to kowtow to next.

After looking around, he didn't see Jia Zhang. He Yuyu asked Qin Huairu curiously: "Sister Qin, where is Aunt Jia?"

Hearing He Yuyu ask himself, Qin Huairu was a little embarrassed, and said with a wry smile: "Yuyu, Grandma Banggen's stomach is not feeling well, so she went to the toilet."

When Cai Quanwu heard this, he felt a big trough in his heart. My Shit Escape and Urine Escape have not been used yet, but your Jia Zhang family used it first. Do you want to pay the patent fee?

Mrs. Jia and Zhang really didn't even want to show shame and escaped to the toilet just to hide a red envelope.

Can you die if you give me a red envelope?

I don't want to kowtow to outsiders, and it's okay to perform some escape skills. You, Jia Zhang, are just doing it for a dime, so what?

Cai Quanwu cursed in his heart, Jia Zhang, I wish you a bad stomach, diarrhea until your legs are weak, and you fall into the toilet and eat shit.

Everyone present except Silly Zhu probably understood that Jia Zhang was trying to avoid the red envelope.

However, if you see through it but don’t tell it, no one will expose this shortcoming.

When Jia Zhang was away, He Yuyu came to Cai Quanwu, kowtowed to her, and said with a smile: "Uncle, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true."

After speaking, he stretched his hand in front of Cai Quanwu.

Cai Quanwu did not give He Yuyu more, but also took out 50 cents and handed it over, saying with a smile: "Study hard and make progress every day."

He Yuyu hummed, took the fifty cents and put it into his pocket.

He Yuyu's kowtow ends here.

Others are all of the same generation, so there is no need to kowtow.

Next is Shazhu himself.

After completing the circle, Shazhu kowtowed several times and received several red envelopes.

Cai Quanwu thought that Jia Dongxu and his wife, as well as the First Master and his wife, would also kowtow, but who would have thought that it would end when they got to Silly Zhu's place.

This also made Cai Quanwu relieved that he didn't have to use the escape technique like Jia Zhang did.

After the kowtow was over, everyone gathered around the table and chatted while eating melon seeds.

At this time, the children in the courtyard ran out of the courtyard in groups, probably to set off firecrackers.

When He Yuyu heard the voices of his friends outside the hospital, he felt itchy. He said something to Cai Quanwu and ran out.

After sitting for a while and smoking a few cigarettes, Cai Quanwu was about to go out for a walk. The aunt got up and said with a smile: "You guys chat, I will prepare something to make dumplings later."

After saying hello, the eldest mother got up and left.

After a few minutes, the sound of chopping meat came from the kitchen.

Hearing the sound in the kitchen, Cai Quanwu smiled and said to everyone: "I'm going to see Auntie making dumplings."

Cai Quanwu just wanted to find a reason to go out for a walk. It was really boring to stay at home and chat with them awkwardly.

"Uncle, you sit down, I'll ask Auntie to bring the things over, and we'll do them together."

Before Cai Quanwu could refuse, Shazhu had already stood up and ran to the kitchen.

Cai Quanwu felt like a fool, why did Silly Zhu, a bastard, keep cheating on him.

After waiting for a while, Shazhu and Da Ma came over with things.

"Sister-in-law, collect the peanuts and melon seeds on the table while I put the things away."

Silly Zhu asked Qin Huairu to clear the table and put down the things.

After putting the things away, Shazhu chopped the meat, and Auntie made the noodles, getting busy.

After watching for a while, Cai Quanwu wanted to escape and asked deliberately:

"Sister-in-law Yi, are you going to make pork and cabbage stuffing?"

"Yeah, pork and cabbage." The eldest mother replied with a smile.

"Well, I remember I still have some beef at home. I'm going to get it, get some scallions, and make something stuffed with beef and scallions."

In order to escape, Cai Quanwu reluctantly gave up his love and prepared to contribute three taels of beef.

"Uncle, there is still beef at home? Why didn't I know?" Silly Zhu came to make trouble again.

"There's a lot you don't know." Cai Quanwu said to Silly Zhu mercilessly, "This kid is so inconspicuous, he's just a big deal."

After confronting Silly Zhu, Cai Quanwu got up and went home.

After returning home, Cai Quanwu went into the rental house and cut three taels of beef with a knife.

After making himself a cup of tea and resting for a while, Cai Quanwu brought the beef to the uncle's house.

He handed the beef to Shazhu, took out the cigarette from his pocket, spread it around, and then said: "Master Yi, Dongxu, you guys chat, Yuyu just came to see me, I'm going to check Yuyu."

The first uncle knew that Cai Quanwu couldn't wait, so he didn't say anything to persuade him to stay. Instead, he smiled and said, "Okay, let Zhuzi call you when we eat dumplings later."

"it is good."

Cai Quanwu responded and went out.

When I came outside the courtyard, I saw a group of children setting off firecrackers together.

He Yuyu and Xu Meiling were together. Both of them held small whips in their hands, arranging various shapes for Liu Guangtian who was following behind.

Liu Guangtian is now more lively and lively, no longer trembling when he was scolded by the second uncle just now.

Cai Quanwu walked up to them and asked with a smile: "Is it fun?"

"It's fun." The three of them replied in unison.

"Meiling, where is your brother?" Cai Quan asked curiously, not seeing Xu Meiling alone.

Logically speaking, Xu Damao, such a lively person, shouldn't not come out to play.

Xu Meiling said a little disgustedly: "My brother drank too much."

Just a few words contain too much.

"Guangtian, your dad didn't hit you today?" Cai Quanwu joked with Liu Guangtian with a smile.

"No, I was persuaded by my mother to come down. She said she would try again after the New Year when there is an opportunity."

Liu Guangtian's answer almost shocked Cai Quanwu's jaw.

What is this operation?

Looking for a chance to fight again?

So willful?

Looking at the teenage Liu Guangtian, he said this expressionlessly, as if he didn't care at all.

Thinking about the subsequent operations of the two Liu brothers, I can only say that there is a cycle of cause and effect.

Don't tell others to be kind without having suffered others' suffering!

Cai Quanwu finally understood why this sentence spread so widely on the Internet and resonated with so many people.