Siheyuan: Traveling through Cai Quanwu, pretending to be Uncle Shazhu

When the guests arrived, Cai Quanwu invited everyone to sit down.

An Eight Immortals table was just full. (The round table in the TV series didn’t feel right to me. At that time, it was mostly the Eight Immortals table.)

Silly Zhu first took some dishes from bowls to Auntie and He Yuyu, and asked them to eat at the small table next to them.

Then Silly Zhu took out another bowl with some food, took two white flour buns, and gave them to the deaf old lady in the backyard.

Seeing Silly Zhu's actions, the uncle couldn't help but praise him.

"The pillars are good, and they know how to respect their elders."

When everyone heard what the First Master said, no matter what they thought in their hearts, they all praised him in unison.

After Si Zhu came back and sat down, everyone started to move.

Needless to say, with Sha Zhu’s skill and the abundant oil and water, everyone ate it voraciously. Without much effort, half of the dishes on the table were eaten, and there were only a few of the white-flour steamed buns that Sha Zhu steamed.

After worrying about his stomach, Cai Quanwu invited everyone to drink.

After all, it’s getting late and everyone’s stomachs are empty. Drinking on an empty stomach can easily lead to drunkenness.

Cai Quanwu asked Shazhu to open the wine and fill it up one by one for everyone sitting there.

After filling it up, Cai Quanwu picked up the wine glass and said politely to everyone present:

"I am new here. On behalf of my useless brother, I would like to toast everyone and thank you for taking care of the pillars and rainwater in the past few years."

After that, he drank the wine in the glass.

Seeing Cai Quanwu being so polite, everyone also picked up the wine glasses in front of them and started drinking.

You toast me a glass, and I take a sip with you. The atmosphere becomes more and more lively.

As the wine got stronger, the conversation became more and more frequent, and the chatterbox gradually opened up.

Cai Quanwu deliberately pretended to be a little drunk, and used the strength of alcohol to knock on the stupid pillar.

"Zhuzhu, I'm not talking about you. You're not too young anymore. You've reached the age where you should get married. Now we're talking about freedom of love. But you have to change your aggressive temper, otherwise no matchmaker would dare to introduce you to a wife."

Shazhu immediately became furious when he heard Cai Quanwu's words, and said angrily:

"Uncle, who is spreading rumors? When did I become so brave and fierce? I was just playing around in the yard. If you don't believe me, ask Damao and Brother Dongxu."

Cai Quanwu didn't get used to Silly Zhu and directly attacked him.

"What do you think? I asked around around here before I came, and they all said that you are a gangster, similar to the street gangsters before liberation. You like to cause trouble and beat people. Who would dare to introduce a wife to you? Who knows if you can beat your wife?"

"Look at your brother Dongxu, who is only a few years older than you. Your son is all over the place and you don't even have a partner."

"If it weren't for the fact that the rain is so pitiful, I wouldn't care to talk to you. You are still aggrieved."

"The whole street is buzzing. You think everyone else is a fool. The day before yesterday, I pulled someone from the courtyard next to yours. Everyone knows your name, Silly Zhu."

After saying that, he ignored Silly Zhu and turned around and asked Xu Damao:

"Da Mao, you and Zhu Zhu are about the same age. Please tell me whether what is being said outside is the truth."

This question made Xu Damao tremble. Now Xu Damao has just left school. Although he has been taught by Xu Fugui's words and deeds since childhood, he still cannot reach the state of telling lies with his eyes open in more than ten years.

Seeing Xu Damao hesitating, Xu Fugui hurriedly helped his son out.

"Uncle Zhuzi, it's all nonsense outside. Zhuzi and Damao are just playing around in the courtyard."

But he didn’t forget to put eye drops on Silly Zhu.

"As a young man, it's common for us to fight and fight, and occasionally use our hands. The past has passed."

Cai Quanwu knew what Xu Fugui meant, but in order to scare Silly Zhu, he just followed his words.

He picked up the wine glass, toasted everyone again, and then said:

"Masters, Zhu Zhu still needs your supervision in the courtyard. It's different now than before. In the new country, management is strict. If someone makes trouble in the courtyard, everyone knows about it and won't care."

"If you fight someone outside and injure them, they will report it to the police and undergo labor reform, and many of them will be shot."

"Last month I heard that several people were sent to Daxing to dig coal, and a few were sent to the Northwest to herd sheep."

Cai Quanwu lied out of his mouth, and everyone was stunned for a moment.

Even Silly Zhu didn't dare to scream for an explanation. He was really a little scared now. If he was really caught digging coal, the coal mines would be destroyed all over the world. It was unbearable to think about.

No one doubts Cai Quanwu's lies. Nowadays, he is often shot. Who knows why he is shot.

The first uncle is still the first uncle. First, express your attitude.

"I think it is necessary to hold a hospital-wide meeting to talk about what Uncle Zhuzi said. It doesn't matter how much trouble there is in the courtyard. If something happens outside the courtyard, we are beyond our reach."

At this time, the steward had just been established not long ago, and the three uncles did not manage the entire courtyard like an iron bucket like later. At this time, the three uncles still had an attitude of serving everyone. (The upper-level management unit of the courtyard house should be the neighborhood committee, not the sub-district office. The director of the sub-district office is equivalent to the mayor of the township and town, and his jurisdiction is quite large. How can he have time to pay attention to a small courtyard house while he and the town mayor care for a village? It’s the same as a team below, it’s too unreasonable.)

The second uncle and the third uncle nodded in agreement with what the first uncle said.

Everyone came and went, and in a short while, Cai Quanwu finished the two bottles of wine he bought.

Seeing this, several uncles expressed their desire to open their own drinks first.

Silhu didn't react at all when the others spoke. When the third uncle said something, Silhu didn't know whether it was because he was drunk or because he felt uncomfortable after being criticized, so he interrupted.

"Third uncle, your bottle of wine has not been watered down."

The third uncle was so humiliated by what Sha Zhu said.

"Silly Zhu, I don't blame your uncle for talking about you. You are really clueless. The third uncle can do such a thing."

Seeing the angry look of the third uncle, Shazhu also knew that he had said the wrong thing and apologized to the third uncle again and again.

Cai Quanwu also took over the conversation at the right time, ready to give the third uncle a step forward, and said:

"You don't know, I heard people say that there is a place in Guangdong Province in the south where you can drink liquor mixed with water."

This is a statement I heard before time travel, but it is true. I don’t know when it started. Anyway, it is said here, and no one has checked it.

Sure enough, everyone was very curious about this and started talking.

The first uncle: "I have learned a lot."

Second uncle: "Who drinks like this, an official?"

The third uncle started to babble again, thinking that he was the first to create it. It turned out that someone had been like this for a long time, so he couldn't help but ask:

"Uncle Zhuzhu, what happened? Is it true or false?"

Xu Fugui came into contact with many people and spoke very reservedly: "There are different customs in ten miles apart, and the country is too big."

Xu Damao, Jia Dongxu, Shazhu and others were also amazed.

Cai Quanwu told them what he knew.

"This white wine is mixed with water. It is easy to enter the throat and does not irritate the mouth. It is only half a catty of white wine originally. Mix seven taels of white wine with two catties of boiled water and let you drink it slowly. It will be uncomfortable if you get drunk."

"I heard that the water was excreted along the urine, and the wine was left in the body. The next day, I had a splitting headache. I don't know whether it is true or not." (Some book friends in Guangdong saw that they should not take it seriously, but drinking liquor mixed with mineral water does have some effects. The truth is, I went there to have a drink with a client, and the rest is just made up. I didn’t drink too much, so I don’t know exactly how it felt. My friends said it was very uncomfortable.)

As he spoke, Cai Quanwu glanced at everyone, and when he saw Xu Damao, who was very curious about knowledge, and the second uncle who was an official fan, Cai Quanwu got a bad taste.

"By the way, there are many rules for drinking. I will tell you another rule for drinking today."

"Da Mao, you're a projector, listen carefully, you can use it later."

When Xu Damao saw Cai Quanwu specifically calling his name, he said happily: "Uncle, you tell me, I'll listen."

Hearing what his uncle said, Shazhu interjected: "Uncle, what about me?"

Cai Quanwu glanced at Silly Zhu and said, "You are a cook, and it is fundamental to have good cooking skills."

Turning his head, Cai Quanwu said to Xu Damao sincerely:

"Da Mao, remember, if you want to be appreciated by the leader at work in the future, and drink with the leader, you must remember one big and three small, two, five, ten."

Not only Xu Damao was confused by Cai Quanwu's words, but others were also very puzzled.

Xu Damao scratched his head and asked Cai Quanwu sheepishly.

"Uncle, what do you mean? I don't understand. Please explain."

Since our Comrade Damao humbly asked for advice, Cai Quanwu satisfied his thirst for knowledge. Anyway, it was summed up by Xu Damao himself later. Now let him carry forward it early, and maybe there will be unexpected results.

"The big one refers to the leader, and the three small ones refer to myself, which means that when the leader drinks one, you have to accompany three of them. Without outstanding abilities, the leader has tasks, how can he trust you to handle them. "

"As for twenty-five-ten, you should slowly understand it yourself. Don't speak too clearly. Once you understand it, it's still okay to work as an official and a part-time official."

When the second uncle heard this, he felt as if he was enlightened. He suddenly realized that it was like this, God had not failed me, and I finally had hope of becoming an official.

The others listened thoughtfully.