Erbaozi’s life that defies heaven

Li Xingchen thought of Meng Youlan's four good questions!

You can't go out for too long. "

"it is good!"

"Don't do dangerous things!"

"it is good!"

"When you arrive in a big city, you must report that you are safe!"

"it is good!"

"No flirting!"

"it is good!"

Now the four good ones have been broken into two. Don't do dangerous things? He has only been out for a long time. He first fights the three wolves of the Yin family, and then fights the Double Gang. There was also a rabbit in the middle.

Not allowed to flirt with women? But does it count for provoking me with flowers and plants?

The only thing we can do is to report that we are safe in a big city. I just don’t know if there is a Wanluo Tower in a small or medium-sized city like Shanbasin City.

Li Xingchen slapped himself, thinking why he didn't ask City Master Wanyan, but when he came out, he didn't want to go back for this matter. I can only ask in the city.

Li Xingchen's strategy is to ask the herb collectors.

"Brother, is there a Wanluo Tower in Shanbasin City?"

"Wanluota? I don't know, that's not something we poor herb collectors should know! Ah! Little brother, you don't know how to collect medicines and found a few coins, so you want to open a Wanluoka! I heard that that thing is very expensive. Miracles are not something that poor people can touch, so save more money to find a wife." The middle-aged herb collector couldn't bear that Li Xingchen's hard-earned money was wasted, so he tried to persuade her.

Li Xingchen froze, asking for a wife? He really hasn't thought about this matter, but what's the point of saying that the poor in Wanluoka are untouchable? He was a monk two feet tall and was confused.

Alas? As the saying goes, if you come to sleep, you will be given a pillow. Just outside the city lord's palace is the city hall, and the spirit child screen on the wall of the city hall scrolls to display a lot of information, including the recruitment information of Wanluo Tower in Shanbasin City: recruiting several night shift guards. , the minimum requirement is mid-level martial artist, there is no limit to male or female, those with experience will be given priority. The monthly salary is [-] to [-] gold coins, including food and accommodation. Li Xingchen, who saw the recruitment advertisement for the first time, felt very curious and read on.

The Daxiong Transportation Company is recruiting several guards. It requires peak warriors and experience in killing enemies. The salary is [-] gold coins per month.

The Raindance Agriculture and Animal Husbandry Group is recruiting a Buyu Ling person. It requires the second level water qualification, at least the second level of self-cultivation, and proficiency in the Buyu Seal. A loose-earth spirit person is required to have the second-level earth element qualification, at least the second level of self-cultivation, and be proficient in the loose-earth seal. The monthly salary is [-] gold coins or five low-density artificial spiritual stones.

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"There is such a big difference between the salary of a guard and that of a bodyguard. The greater the risk, the higher the salary. The salary of a low-level spirit is actually [-] gold coins. I can kill ten such spirits in one go. Alas! I can only get up to [-] gold coins. Salary?" Li Xingchen muttered to himself, being hit hard by the salary gap.

The normal qualifications (also called physical constitution) of spiritual people are divided into four levels: ordinary, medium, high and extreme. For example, the qualifications in the second series of ordinary civil engineering are called general two bodies, the qualifications in the third series of ordinary civil engineering and water are called general three bodies, and so on. It is rare that all physiques have their own merits and are not divided into different grades.

Li Xingchen wrote down the address of Wanluo Pagoda, which is on Nanpen Peak, south of Shanbasin City, the highest mountain around Shanbasin City. Wanluo Tower is generally built at the highest point in the city or surrounding areas. Wanluo Ka's information turnover is inseparable from Wanluo Tower.

If there is no Wanluo Card, city-level remote information must be sent to Wanluo Tower. The recipient may have a Wanluo Card or not, but the service method is different.

If you have a Wanluo Card, you need to go to the local Wanluo Tower to go through the card pick-up procedures so that the Wanluo Card can be connected to the local Wanluo Tower. After completing the card acceptance procedures, you can use Wanluo Card to contact you at the city level. Due to technical issues with the Wanluo Seal, for example, when Wanluo Card is connected to the Wanluo Tower in Shanbasin City, it disconnects the Wanluo Tower in the previous city. If you return to the original city, you have to connect to the local Wanluo Tower again. , every time you connect with Wanluota, you have to pay a lot of money. Coupled with Wanluoka's hefty monthly rent, it's no wonder that Wanluoka is untouchable by the poor. Wanluoka is divided into two specifications, basic voice version and advanced audio and video version.

At the foot of Nanpenfeng Mountain, there is a toll office on one side. For a fee of [-] gold coins, you can take the Lingyun Ladder back and forth, and you can get there in just a few breaths. There is a stone staircase on one side. It takes a long time to climb up. Li Xingchen, who is not wealthy, chose to take a few breaths.

One hundred gold coins were spent, and the Lingyun Ladder was indeed very fast, straight up into the sky, and arrived in a blink of an eye. There were not many people coming to Wanluota to do business, so Li Xingchen chose a counter and sat on it.

"This young hero, what kind of business are you dealing with?" The eye-catching teller received Li Xingchen with a standard professional smile and did not treat him differently because of his medicine-collecting costume.

"I want to send a message to Tianshuiyun City."

"Is the recipient Wanluoka or the address?"

"Wanluoka!"

"One hundred gold coins per word!"

"Huh? So expensive! One hundred gold coins per word?" Li Xingchen was horrified when he heard this. When he was working in Shancun Pharmacy, Shanliu's salary was only fifty gold coins a month. The salary of the Wanluo Tower guard was only five hundred gold coins. , this Wanluota sends a message for one hundred gold coins, and one month’s salary is enough to send five words! It really exceeded his expectations.

"What if I take the card?"

"The local card accepts three thousand gold coins, and the foreign card accepts five thousand gold coins. The monthly rent is extra!"

Li Xingchen was shocked. He didn’t know how expensive firewood and rice were. He also remembered the words of a passerby who collected herbs, saying that Wan Luoka was a poor man who couldn’t touch it. Stayed for a long time.

"Young man?"

"Oh, I'd better send the message!" Li Xingchen wrote Meng Youlan's Wanluo seal code. The language begins to be organized in the mind. Concise language, with fewer words but also clear, requires cultural skills.

"Dabao, I miss you very much. I'm in Shanbasin City. Everything is fine. Don't miss me! Erbao! No, no, no, nineteen words, one thousand nine hundred gold coins!"

"I miss you, Shanbasin City, stay safe, don't miss me! Second treasure! Still not good, eleven hundred gold coins!"

"Miss you, Shanbasin City, Anhao! Bao, um, eight hundred gold coins, this is for Dabao. Next is Lingyi. Anhao, Li Xingchen, five hundred, a total of one thousand and three. Huh? Two Let's merge and see. I miss you. Shanbasin City is safe and well. Treasure. Zhuanlingyi. Yes, one thousand and one, and another two hundred saved." Li Xingchen, who racked his brains, just went from two thousand three to one thousand and one. , which also made him feel very distressed.

The eye-catching counter girl has long been used to concise information.

Meng Youjinglan who was far away in Tianshuiyun City had just finished practicing and was playing with Wanluoka with Yang Lingyimao.

"Huh? The strange message, could it be from Bao?"

"Isn't that right? Click on it and take a look!"

Yang Lingyi extended a dexterous finger unceremoniously.

"I want you to be safe in Shanbasin City, Baozhuan Lingyi."

"Hee! It's someone's treasure..." As soon as Yang Ling saw the words "Zhuan Ling" at the back and connected to "Miss you" at the front, he suddenly stopped and clouds flew up on his face, thinking to himself if this message was It was also sent to me.

"Hmph, why are there just these few words! So many words like genius! I gave Bao one hundred thousand gold coins and ten artificial spiritual stones, a total of two hundred thousand. He is not short of money, there must be something going on!" Meng You Lan had a dissatisfied look on her face and thought she had too few words. Suddenly, she froze and found that Yang Ling had stopped talking, her face turned red, and she looked at her with evasive eyes. Thinking of the literal meaning of the message, I didn't understand anything. I wanted to stretch out my claws and give him a harsh lesson, but a sly flash appeared in my eyes, and I pretended to be confused and murmured to myself:

"I miss you, Anhao, Lingyi! Lingyi, why does Bao miss you?"

"Ah? No way!"

"No? Sophistry! That's what the message says? I missed you Lingyi, but you didn't mention Youlan and me! Did Bao do anything to you? Does he have a crush on you?"

"Ah! No!" Yang Ling went around in a heartbeat, thinking: Does he have a crush on me? But his real lover is right in front of him, is he so bold? What should I do if it's true? Youlan will catch me to death! Then he glanced weakly at Meng Youlan.

"Which one doesn't?"

"Didn't do anything to me..."

"That's because I have a crush on you!"

"I, I don't know!"

"You like Bao!"

"Ah? Youlan, I..." This is a fatal question. When Yang Ling said he didn't like it, he was lying to himself. If he said he liked it, he felt sorry for Youlan, and then fell silent.

"You are right not to like Bao. We, siblings, were born to be poor people. Without father's love and mother's love, we can only love each other. You are the eldest lady, destined to live a rich life." Meng Youlan Ban Testing Yang Lingyi with half-truths and half-falsehoods.

Yang Ling grabbed Meng Youlan fiercely and panicked, thinking: Is this because Youlan wants to kill me? No, I want to resist! With a little shame in his eyes, he whispered fiercely:

"Youlan, I do...a little bit! I like him looking at me!"

"Just a little?"

"A little more!" Yang Ling timidly showed half of his fingers.

"Okay, Yang Lingyi, I thought you were a good bestie, but you secretly peeked at my treasure. What do you think you should do? What do you think of me?" Meng Youlan pretended to be cool, but after the showdown, she felt a little bit unhappy. The treasure she had held in her hands for more than ten years was about to be given away. She was kind-hearted and didn't know how to refuse. She felt that anyone who was good to Li Xingchen should fight for it. Can't hurt. But the simple Meng Youlan didn't understand the way everyone in the world viewed marriage, and underestimated the gap between mortals and spiritual beings. Of course Yang Lingyi doesn’t understand yet.

"Sister, Lingyi is so polite!" Yang Lingyi mustered up the courage to call out the word "sister", blushing and saluting. He often heard his mother call his aunt "sister". This is the performance of being a bitch.

"???" Meng Youlan saw that Yang Lingyi was still squatting and unable to get up, and she called her sister seriously. She was confused about the situation and hurriedly helped Yang Ling come up. Yang Lingyi was overjoyed and quickly thanked him: "Thank you, sister, for helping me!"

"??? Lingyi, what's wrong with you?" Meng Youlan froze suddenly. She usually gossiped about her father's wife when she was with Yang Lingyi. Suddenly her mind became clear and her face turned red. She thought to herself Before I became a mother-in-law, I ordered another one for him. The two beauties were awkward for a while.

"Sister, you haven't called me yet!"

"Ah, do you want to call me sister?"

"Yes, scream!" Yang Lingyi showed signs of turning his back on guests. The devil's claws poked out.

"Ah, Lingyi, you!"

"Call sister!"

"Sister, sister! You stinky girl, you are shaking the world, look at the claws!" Meng Youlan's heavy claws counterattacked after recalling her memories.

"Hey, hey, Youlan!"

"Call sister!"

"Sister, forgive me!"

"Practice begins!"

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