Erbaozi’s life that defies heaven

"This little brother, did you feel anything unusual just now?" The senior brother knows the whole story, and he doesn't have the ability to offend a villain like this. But the junior sister just thinks that the senior brother is up to something.

Of course the murderer would not admit it. He pretended to be roasting meat and replied: "Abnormal, what abnormality? I have been roasting meat. There is nothing wrong. The only thing worth mentioning is that you and your wife fell from the sky."

"Hey, mortal, what are you talking about! Senior brother and I are not married yet!" This time, junior sister was really embarrassed, because that's what happens when we become a couple.

The senior brother looked at his junior sister and smiled naively, well, this is exactly what the senior brother wanted, and his liking for this mortal skyrocketed.

Li Xingchen was not interested in these two people. The only thing he was interested in was how high they fell. This data was very important. Now that the atmosphere is up, let’s just ask.

"Brother, from what height did you two fall?"

The senior brother was happy and answered all questions. After thinking for a while, he said: "It's two to three hundred meters. This is very strange. At that height, I was alert at first. I didn't have time to react. As a little kid, I It fell out, but luckily it recovered before it hit the ground, otherwise it would have been fatal."

After hearing what his senior said, Li Xingchen felt confident. Originally, the safe range for rabbits was [-] meters away, but now it seems that it will be changed to [-] meters away. The other statistic had to be tricked, and he rolled his eyes and said, "I really admire you. My brother is already a spiritual person at such a young age. This sister is even more amazing. She is beautiful and has a better vision!"

"Ah, hahaha, I've given you all the awards, the transformation of the gods is nothing, but my junior sister has always had a good eye!" The senior brother was so beautiful that he said he had a good eye, but it was a double entendre. When he praised his junior sister, he praised his senior brother. He killed two birds with one stone, how could he not be beautiful? .

Li Xingchen felt good in his heart, and measured the rabbit's safe distance and soul leakage state. It’s time to see off guests next.

"Are my brother and sister coming to Central Prefecture for their honeymoon?"

"Hehe, it's still early. My little brother and I hit it off right away. If you go to the Huangliang Sect in the Kunlun Star Territory someday, remember to look for me. I won't be until Wednesday!"

When Li Xingchen heard this, he was shocked. Isn't the Huangliang sect the master's sect? He hurriedly answered: "Brother Zhou, from the Huangliang faction?"

"Don't listen to senior brother's nonsense. How can we get into the Huangliang Sect? The rules of the Huangliang Sect are extremely strict and the threshold is high. No one is allowed to enter unless they are geniuses, even if they have connections. They must pass various tests before they can enter, and after entering, they will You have to start from the grassroots level. I heard that the competition inside is extremely cruel. Every year, some promoted disciples are demoted to grassroots disciples. If the grassroots disciples do not advance within the validity period, they will be kicked out."

It was only on Wednesday that my junior sister disbanded him. Not only was he not annoyed, he even said plausibly: "Although my senior brother and sister are not orthodox disciples of the Huangliang Sect, they can still be regarded as peripheral disciples of the Huangliang Sect."

Li Xingchen became interested, and he actually had a peripheral idea, and asked: "Brother, how do you say this?"

Before the senior brother could speak, the junior sister blurted out: "Our Tianlao sect is a subordinate sect of the Huangliang sect and is under the jurisdiction of the Huangliang sect."

Li Xingchen, who wanted to see off the guests, had no choice but to continue asking for information about the two sheep. Moreover, he felt that Sister Meili was better, and the Huangliang sect was the information he needed to know. He turned directly to Sister Meili and said: "Sister Meimei, how will the Huangliang sect leave?"

The junior sister sighed and said: "If we go to the Kunlun Star Territory as usual, we can reach it in a few days. Now I'm afraid it will take a year and a half to go back."

"Why is this?"

"The star cave leading from the Taiwei North Star Territory to the Kunlun Star Territory is in trouble. Due to several major incidents, passers-by could only go in and out, and the passage was closed a year ago. Senior brother and I couldn't wait any longer, so we rushed to the Central Prefecture Airport, planning to take the interstellar spaceship back to Kunlun."

Li Xingchen was multitasking. While listening, he pretended to take out the table and chairs from the storage box. In fact, the storage box was a belt, which was a standard part of the military uniform and was used to cover up the three rattan rings. Then he put the barbecue on the table, took out a few sets of cutlery, and said:

"Come on, Brother Zhou, Sister Mei, sit down. We have been waiting for a year. Don't worry. Let's chat while we eat. It is a pleasure to listen to you two chatting. I will learn from it again."

"Hey, you boy, step up to the road, junior sister, sit down." Wednesday was the one who was familiar with the situation, and the Transformation Spirit Master's eyes were like torches, so he could naturally see that Li Xingchen's food was fine. Li Xingchen is not afraid that these two gods will be detrimental to him. Once the rabbit comes out, the opponent will be two pieces of flesh.

"Brother Zhou, what state will you be in after becoming a god?"

"Why do you, a mortal, care about this?" Wednesday Cai said, thinking that mortals should not inquire about things that have nothing to do with mortals. What Zhou Cai said was correct.

"I'm just curious to ask!" Li Xingchen scratched the back of his head and pretended to be stupid. On the contrary, Sister Meili was more straightforward and took up the topic and said: "After transforming into a god, there is the divine infant state, where the god becomes a baby. After the last soul is successfully fused during the transforming stage, there will be an infant. There are two types of infants: the missing infant and the innocent infant. . According to statistics, more than [-]% of the cases are missing divine infants, and the missing infants need to be repaired. Then there is the growth of the infant, which is the growth of the divine infant, and the condensation fruit is the final state of the divine infant, the completion of the divine infant."

"Patch-up baby? There is such a thing!"

The beautiful sister blushed and glanced at her senior brother. The senior brother was speechless and was shot while eating. However, the thing failed to stop the senior brother's mouth. The fat-tongued senior brother spoke up and said: "Junior sister, I don't blame senior brother for my little sister growing crookedly!"

The junior sister was even more annoyed and said: "It's all your fault, it's your fault!" It turns out that the little junior sister fell out today and was noticed by the senior brother. He also said that you are such a little junior sister, which made the junior sister angry. Li Xingchen was speechless. He was stuck in the middle and swallowed his saliva. He couldn't ask the beautiful sister where she was crooked, so she had to daydream in her mind. The more she thought about it, the more amazing it became that a little person could still grow crooked! But no matter how you think about it, you can't get it right. So he interrupted the brother and sister's scolding and said:

"Brother Zhou, Sister Meili, don't hurt your harmony. Sister Meili, calm down. What should I do if I look crooked?"

"What else can I do? Repair it and have it plastic surgery!"

"Sister Meimei, you are so beautiful. How come you, Miss Meimei, are so crooked?"

"How do I know? Anyway, I'm not the only one who is crooked. My senior brother is also crooked somewhere!"

The senior brother was shocked and quickly stopped him: "Junior sister, be careful what you say, this little person is innocent."

Senior brother annoyed Li Xingchen by talking about little villains and felt that he and his junior sister were hurt, so he stood up to leave and said: "Little brother, farewell. Knowing too much is not good for you. Junior sister, let's go and go back to the sect early." , Master is in a hurry."

Li Xingchen really wanted to throw the rabbit away and keep them. He had a lot of questions that he didn't ask, but he thought that the forceful melon was not sweet and would scare them, so he could only let it go.

The departing senior brothers and sisters only dare to fly close to the ground. Even if there is an emergency, they will fall to pieces at most and not hurt their lives. Perfect!

On Wednesday, the brothers and sisters flew out a hundred handfuls of rice, and the rabbit master made a prank. He wanted to see how the little people twisted the method, and thought who told you not to tell me, then I can only do it myself.

Rabbit out!

"Hey? Little junior sister, we meet again!"

"Senior brother, please close your eyes! Oh, senior brother, you are crushing me, go away!"

"Junior sister, I feel like I can't go back. Today, little you and I skipped home twice.

The rabbit owner held the rabbit in its nest in the grass, released his spiritual consciousness, and marveled at the two stacked little people, but did not find any crookedness.

"Get closer!" Rabbit led Rabbit to sneak a few dozen meters closer. With the blessing of divine consciousness, the Rabbit Master finally discovered what the two little people said were wrong.

"Senior brother, I can't do it anymore. I feel like I'm going to be flat."

The senior brother was bitter, and the little man howled: "Oh my God, I didn't do anything harmful to heaven and earth on Wednesday. Why did you treat me like this? Why did you hurt your junior sister even if you just targeted me?"

Master Rabbit almost laughed out loud, he picked up girls regardless of the occasion, he picked up girls everywhere.

"Brother, I regret it!"

"What do you regret, junior sister?"

"I regret disobeying you, senior brother!"

Senior brother was helpless: "..."

The rabbit owner put away the rabbit and left.

"Huh? Junior sister, senior brother, I can do it again. Junior sister, just obey me!"

The little senior brother and the little junior sister are entangled together.

"Get started, senior brother! Oh! Senior brother, I regret it!"

……

The rabbit owner walked in the wilderness, sorting out the new information. Unexpectedly, the Huangliang Sect was so far away from the Big Dipper Star Continent, and it would take a year and a half to travel by starship. I also understood why the master didn’t send anyone to the airport to pick him up a year ago. A year ago, the star holes in the Kunlun Star Region and the Taiwei North Star Region were abnormal, and the timing was just right. The only thing he can do now is to find his younger wife Yang Lingyi and his father-in-law first.

How to get there is a problem. He currently has a batch of dream gold coins in the Three Teng Rings, but they cannot be used. He has some spiritual stones, not many, some star coins, and the retirement expenses of the border army, not much. Five colors of valuable treasures were given, including three rattan rings hidden deep inside. He didn't dare to cash them out, but he could tell from his Uncle Lu's expression that those treasures were already valuable and could not be touched. How to live after finding a little wife is a big problem? Eating soft food? Mr. Li Daxiang has the capital to eat soft rice, but he doesn't mind eating soft rice. He wants to support a wife based on his ability, so in the final analysis, he is still short of money. How to make money is more urgent than finding a wife. Thinking about it this way, Li Xingchen felt that he was not so anxious to find a wife.

In fact, he has a good business that not only makes money quickly, but also requires no capital. Unfortunately, he hasn't figured it out for a while, and he probably won't bother to do this business once he does.

Although he was in a hurry to make money, it did not affect him from going to Kaiyang Prefecture. He first had to make sure that his wife was not there before starting to make money. His only high-end advantage now is the eleven innate souls, which have abundant soul power. Who knows how abundant they are. Low-end abilities like martial arts have little to do with making money. There are so many martial artists in the world. They are useless and worthless.

After spending most of the day wandering around the eastern suburbs of the city, the rabbits were walked and [-]% of the food for Soul Flowers was in place. The next stop was, of course, the airport. Li Xingchen wanted to take a flying boat directly to Kaiyang Prefecture, and he couldn't save the travel expenses. He couldn't afford it, so he could only spend his few star coins to meet his young wife in the shortest possible time.

Airport ticket office.

"Go to Kaiyangzhou!"

"Two thousand star coins."

Li Xingchen froze. The total amount was [-] star coins, and a flying boat trip cost [-]. How could he not feel heartache. But the reality is so cruel, the money must be spent.

"Please show me your ID card!"

The ticket seller Meimei inserted Li Xingchen's identity card. Fortunately, after hanging out with Xingjun for a year, he had an identity.

The message displays:

Name: Li Xingchen

Sex: Male

Age: Twenty

Birthplace: Beixuanwu Qisu Frontier Army

...

account balance:****

"It turns out I'm a soldier. Thank you for your hard work. [-]% off!"

"Ha!" This was a surprise for Li Xingchen. He didn't expect that the identity of Bian Jun was so easy to use, and he directly saved a thousand star coins.