Villain: The scumbag heroines are all yanderes
Chapter 67 I’ll wipe it, you can transform!
Su Mu's mind went blank, and the coldness behind him made him shiver.
"Where should we start first~" Lilia pressed close to Su Mu's back, her voice soft and sweet, with a hint of playfulness.
"System, what is going on? Something is wrong! Something is very wrong! One hundred percent something is wrong!" Su Mu roared crazily in his heart.
[Master, don’t panic! This "strongest" villain system can give you a guarantee! Lilia will never be able to see through you! ]The system is still very confident.
Su Mu said angrily: "What if it is really discovered!"
[Then just pretend I didn’t say it! ] The system is very righteous.
Su Mu now even has the heart to kill this cheating system!
"I...I really won't tell anyone..." Su Mu said fearfully.
"Why are you so nervous? I didn't say I wanted to kill you." Lilia slowly hugged Su Mu with a smile on her lips.
The Sumu people are all numb. Lilia will not kill him, but will cut off his fingers, dig out his eyes, and cut off his tongue...
Isn't this more terrifying than death?
My lovely Lilia, what have you gone through and how could you become like this!
"System, give me back my Lilia!" Su Mu roared in his heart.
[Master, this is none of my business. This is obviously caused by you, master. Why should you blame me? ] The system's golden light flashed, and a Q-version beautiful girl with an elf image appeared in front of Su Mu.
She tilted her head in confusion and looked at Su Mu with a sad look, which seemed to say: "You are so pitiful."
"You! You can actually turn into a human form!" Su Mu's eyes widened in shock, and then he reacted and asked urgently: "Hey, what do you mean by the way you look at me?!"
[I upgraded, so I can visualize it! ] The system flew around Sumu.
[Master, I feel so pitiful for you. ] She said with a bitter look on her face: [This is the first time I have encountered such a failure as the master. ]
[The problem is obviously caused by you and is the result of your own lack of ability. Why do you blame me for it? ]
"You...what do you mean by that!" Su Mu gritted his teeth angrily.
[Master, don’t be angry, I mean, master, you are just like a giant baby. You only yell when you encounter problems. This makes you look like a loser. ]
[If it weren’t for me, the master would have been cut into pieces. ] The system looked at Su Mu with pride on his face.
Su Mu was so angry that his teeth itched, what is a giant baby? What does it mean to be unable to live without a system?
"If I didn't have this waste system like you, I wouldn't have suffered all this! I wouldn't have met Gu Mengyan and Chen Shihuai! I would have lived a very happy life!" Su Mu's eyes were splitting.
[Master, don’t be ridiculous! Even without me, Master’s nature is to be a playboy. This is your bad nature, it is innate. Master, you are born to be a scumbag. ]
Su Mu lowered his head and suddenly laughed secretly: "System, do you have a physical body?"
[Yes, what's wrong? ]
"Haha, it's nothing—!" Su Mu suddenly reached out his hand and grabbed the fist-sized elf.
[Well--! Master... let go quickly, I'm about to be pinched to death by you! ]
"I've wanted to beat you up for a long time." Su Mu had a sinister smile on his lips and rubbed the system's face with two fingers.
[Uh... let go... let go quickly... my face is about to be bruised by your rubbing! ]
The system's golden light flashed and turned into dots, disappearing from Su Mu's hand.
The voice of the system came again in my mind: [In short, everything right now is caused by you, the master, and you can't just blame me! I won’t take the blame for this either! ]
[Hmph, you are so self-sufficient, I will ignore you! ]
The sound of the system disappeared, and Su Mu's consciousness returned to reality. He was still in his former apartment, with Lilia behind him humming a light song.
"Running, running, running, running, I broke my foot at the end, and then I broke my leg and my foot, and all my limbs were gone~"
Lilia happily hummed a strange tune, and Su Mu was so frightened that his whole body trembled.
What kind of horrible song is she humming? This is definitely not a lyric a human being can come up with.
"Have you thought about it? If you don't answer me, I'll start with your mouth~" Lilia was in a good mood. She shook the scissors in her hand with a relaxed and cheerful smile.
"Well, I think we can have a good talk. I remember Her Royal Highness said before that if I lie to you again, you will cut out my tongue..."
Su Mu racked his brains and came up with this solution. He asked cautiously: "Your Highness, you won't break your promise, right?"
"Eh~ Did I say that?" Lilia smiled sweetly: "I forgot~"
"No, no, no, think about it! As I just said, think about it!" Su Mu tried his best to comfort Lilia.
Lilia pretended to be thinking hard, frowning in distress, and then seemed to remember something, with a smile on her face: "I remembered!"
Su Mu breathed a sigh of relief: "Just remember it."
Lilia chuckled sinisterly, strangely and horrifyingly: "I remember, this is not the first time you have lied to me..."
"No...that's not right! I just lied to you once. You must have remembered it wrong. Your Highness, please think about it again!" Su Mu was a little flustered.
Lilia is not going insane, right? Since he transformed into Fusu, he has only had contact with Lilia once today.
The only way to deceive her is to pretend not to know her original address.
Lilia looked at Su Mu's panic, her pupils were surging, and there was a cold smile on her face: "Have you forgotten? You have lied to me many times, have you forgotten?"
She slowly lowered her head: "Yes, there are so many outstanding girls around you, how can you remember me?"
"I'm still too weak to keep you and impress you..." A hint of coldness flashed through her dark green eyes.
"Don't worry, I will let you remember everything you have lied to me about..."
Su Mu retreated repeatedly, and Lilia pressed forward step by step. It was not until he was unable to retreat and his back hit the door that he realized that he had reached a dead end.
"We just met for the first time today, something must have gone wrong!" Su Mu said tremblingly.
"Eh? Since this is the first time we've met, why are you so afraid of me? Have you done anything bad?" Lilia's eyes were dark and lackluster, like a pool of stagnant water.
In your current state, anyone who sees you will be scared!
Lilia, please hurry up and get back to your original state, you are so... so strange.
Su Mu was a little sad. What happened to the innocent and cute little girl before, and what happened to turn her into the terrifying person she is now.
"You...you are not like this, Lilia, please wake up..." Su Mu tried to say.
Lilia chuckled slightly upon hearing this, revealing a hint of sarcasm: "She has died in her own world, and it's all because of you that she became like this...my good brother~"
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