Villain: The scumbag heroines are all yanderes
Chapter 477 Horrible Breakfast
Chapter 477 Horrible Breakfast
When Su Mu returned to Wanshiwu, everyone had fallen asleep and entered dreamland.
Tifas lay stretched out on the hematite bed, half of her body drooping on the ground.
Su Mu rolled her onto the bed and covered her with the quilt.
By the moonlight, Su Mu thought of many things.
"Such a peaceful daily life will eventually come to an end." Su Mu sighed, lying on the bed and slowly falling asleep.
Early the next morning, Su Mu was awakened by a sound.
As soon as he opened his eyes, it was Tifas's stupid face that was enlarged.
"Little idiot, what are you doing?" Su Mu asked expressionlessly.
"Brother, I'm a little hungry." She blinked her eyes with a sincere look on her face.
Oh, it turns out that I am hungry. This can be explained.
Why is it that he has no pants left on his body?
"Here, drink." He readily extended his hand to Tifas.
Tifas's eyes shone brightly, two small tiger teeth suddenly pierced Su Mu's arm, and blood flowed into Tifas's mouth.
It seemed that she hadn't eaten enough for a long time, and she drank for a particularly long time this time.
When Tifas's belly was bulging, she patted her belly with satisfaction, and then screamed: "Wow! I'm pregnant with my little brother's child!"
"You little idiot, that's not a pregnancy." Su Mu was left speechless by her.
"Oh, after all, I have my little brother's flesh and bones in my body!" Tifas jumped up and lay on Su Mu's shoulder, "I'm tired."
"Sleep after you're full. You're really turning into a pig." Su Mu lovingly rubbed Tifas's head.
Tifas lay on Sumu's shoulder and soon fell asleep.
Putting the well-fed Tifas gently on the bed, Su Mu quietly left the room.
"Are you awake? I made breakfast, do you want to eat it?" Su Qingshi was wearing an apron and looked like a housewife.
"I will definitely try the breakfast made by Tiandao." Su Mu Fei rubbed his hands and sat on the dining table.
Su Qingshi was very satisfied with Su Mu's support and opened the heat preservation cover with a smile.
Su Mu raised his smile and froze: "What is this?"
He pointed at the dark lump. No matter how you looked at it, it was just a lump.
"This is a steamed bun." Su Qingshi approached Su Mu with a smile on her face: "How about it, eat it and try it! Try my craftsmanship!"
Su Mu pursed his lips and pointed at another lump: "This...what is it again?"
"This is an omelette! Eating omelette for breakfast is the most nutritious!" Su Qingshi was very confident in her nutrition.
"How do you make fried eggs and steamed buns look like one?" What a genius, all the food looks like a lump.
It looks like... people can't help but think of something they shouldn't think of.
"Hmph, this is a talent~ Who is this girl, Heavenly Dao? She has read poetry and books, and has witnessed the destruction and birth of countless worlds!"
Su Qingshi patted her chest confidently: "I dare to say that if the food I cook is called second, no one would dare to call it first!"
So confident.
No, this is already common belief, ordinary and confident!
Not to mention the fact that it’s a piece of cake, it’s like being tortured if someone eats it!
Eating this piece of cake in ancient times would have been simpler than Ling Chi's horror movie countless times.
After all, he is dead, and he is still a good man after eighteen years.
But this one is different. I force you to eat a piece of it, but you still can’t die. If you still can’t die, you will continue to eat it. It’s endless physical and mental torture!
It is simply a purgatory-like existence.
"Eat, why don't you eat it? Such delicious food is full of color, flavor and flavor. What excuse do you have for not eating it?" Su Qingshi frowned.
Su Mu really wanted to stuff this lump into her mouth and listen to what she just said.
Full of color and fragrance?
Which eye and nose could lead her to conclude that she has both beauty and fragrance? Liang Jingru?
"Otherwise, I'd better go out and buy something to eat. I think the newly opened spicy soup restaurant in Nanmen is good..."
As soon as Su Mu stood up, a kitchen knife flew in front of him and plunged three centimeters straight into the ground.
Su Mu swallowed: "Really or not?"
"Really." Su Qingshi smiled broadly: "This is my first time cooking. If you don't give me face, then prepare to go to hell."
"Okay... I'll eat it!" Su Mu seemed to have made up his mind.
[Master, no! 】At this time, Tongzi really couldn’t stand it anymore.
She said with a mournful face: [If the master eats it, the smell will spread to me, and I won’t be able to survive! 】
[Master, even if you are looking for me, don’t eat it! 】
Su Mu shed tears: "Tongzi, I'm sorry, I too... couldn't help myself."
【No! No--! ! ! Owner! ! ! 】
The systematic cry was to no avail. Under Su Qingshi's force, Su Mu took the lump called bun into his mouth.
In an instant, all the internal organs were corroded by the buns.
Yue Sumu rolled his eyes and almost passed away.
"What a... What a poisonous skill!! It's worthy of heaven..." Su Mu coughed up black blood, looking extremely weak.
"It's not finished yet, let's continue eating." Su Qingshi took out another plate, opened the fresh-keeping lid, and found another black mess.
The black blood flowing from the corner of Su Mu's mouth became even more exaggerated. He asked in a trembling voice: "What... is this?"
"Fried intestines." Su Qingshi said without changing her expression.
"Why are you frying this? They have changed species." Su Mu was really unhappy.
Frying a good sausage into a black mass is also a racial talent, right?
"There are so many words! Although the appearance may be a bit bad, the taste is fine!" Su Qingshi quibbled.
"Ha! You also know that it doesn't look good!"
This can't be described as "not good-looking" at all, it's simply a big mess!
"The problem is not only that the appearance is not good, but also the taste..."
It's hard to say!
"You can just eat it. After you finish it, tell me your shortcomings and I will make adjustments." Su Qingshi curled her lips and said.
Sister, this is no longer a question of whether to adjust or not.
This is simply an adjustment to his life, adjusting the state of living to the state of death, right?
Even if you dislike him and want him dead, just tell him directly. After all, he is despised by heaven. He knows that, is it necessary to torture him like this?
Su Mu looked at the dark mess on the plate, his face full of bitterness: "Youyou Cangtian, how can you be so inferior to me?"
"Tong, do you feel it?" Su Mu looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, trying not to let tears fall.
[Mu, I feel it, the smell has reached me. 】The system also looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, but the corners of its mouth were uncontrollably foaming.
"That's enough for you two. It's so unpalatable!" Su Qingshi couldn't stand Su Mu and the system.
She angrily took a bite of the meal she cooked.
Su Qingshi raised her head and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "How joyful is life, how sad is death."
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