Villain: The scumbag heroines are all yanderes
Chapter 335 No need to drink water from Zimu River
"Why are you talking so much nonsense? Let's go!" The witch didn't give Su Mu a choice to leave at all. She hooked her arm around Su Mu's neck and made a direct space jump.
Su Mu opened his eyes and came to the grand mountain gate, which stood high in the sky. There were no clouds in the sky, and the air was filled with fairy aura.
Immortal energy cannot be compared to spiritual energy.
This is where the passage of Shuijing Palace is. Just looking at this magnificent mountain gate, Su Mu has a feeling of wanting to escape. This place is too peaceful.
There was not even a single guard, allowing Su Mu and the Witch to stand in front of the mountain gate openly.
"Look at how scared you are, why are you so useless!" The witch kicked Su Mu in the butt.
Su Mu covered her butt, feeling extremely aggrieved. Sister Witch, you are naturally fearless.
But he is different. His true form is the tyrannical demon god. What if the sleeping ancestor of this great religion notices him, suddenly wakes up to eliminate harm for the people, and crushes him to death with one finger!
This is the key reason, okay! In the ancient tradition of Shuijing Palace, there might be an ancestor-level figure sleeping in it.
If the violent aura on his body is accidentally exposed, he will definitely be wiped out. He will not even be qualified to run, and will be wiped out from this world.
The traces of his existence will also disappear, and the world will no longer remember him as Su Mu. This is terrible, okay!
"Sister Demon...Sister Witch, let's go back. Water Mirror Palace is such a big orthodoxy, they will definitely not want your things, and there is nothing of yours to take here." Su Mu pulled the sleeves of the Witch.
The witch smiled and said: "Brother, are you acting coquettishly with me and tugging on my sleeves? But that's not allowed. My sister has to do business. You can't ruin her good deeds."
Su Mu was almost numb. He was rushing to die, and he had to die with him. How could there be such a person? Su Mu was speechless.
The witch threw a cloak to Su Mu, "What is this?"
"Magic clothes, as long as you put it on, no one will notice you. How about it, it's awesome." The witch was very confident.
Su Mu was a little worried: "Is it really reliable? This black cloak..."
[Master, the material of this cloak is special. It can temporarily remove you from the laws of this world. Except for a few supreme beings, you will not be discovered. ]
Won't be discovered? He won't be discovered by those rotten fish and shrimps, right? As soon as those old guys who have been alive for a long time take action, his true colors will be revealed.
So in the final analysis, it is still a highly uncertain waste product.
"What are you still doing? Come with me!" The witch kicked Su Mu's butt again.
Su Mu was a little aggrieved, why did she always kick his butt.
Also, you just broke into the Water Mirror Palace, why did you dress him up as a woman?
[Master, you don’t know something about this. The ancestor of Shuijing Hall, the Taoist tradition, is a female cultivator. Shuijing Hall has been passed down from generation to generation to men but not to women. As time goes by, only women remain in Shui Jing Hall. ]
Su Mu was stunned for a while, and the system continued: [Therefore, Shuijingdian's subordinates prohibit it, and men who enter will be erased by the law. ]
Su Mu sighed, isn't this too outrageous?
He...he just put on makeup and women's clothing, wouldn't he be detected by the law and obliterated?
[Master, don’t worry, that witch’s makeup skills are so good, and your foundation is so good, the rules all assume that the master is a female cultivator...]
At this point, the system seemed to be a little unable to hold on, and secretly laughed.
"Hey, did you snicker just now? And the sound of your laughter was so loud that I heard it. Stop making excuses. You definitely laughed. You laughed, right?"
[Pfft—No, really not! Master, believe me...ah, I still have something to do, Master, I’m leaving first~]
The system left, but he could still vaguely hear the system's manic laughter, which was so loud that it echoed in his mind.
[Pfft hahahahaha--! ! ]
Tongzi, no matter what I say in the future, I will never forgive you.
This time, Su Mu was really sad.
All he needed was for Pear Blossom to cry loudly with rain to express his broken and withered heart.
Also, the broken law of Shuijing Palace is even more valuable among precious things. With such a level of detection, how dare you call yourself a law?
The security guards at Blue Star Country Garden are more valuable than this broken rule.
At least the security guards can identify the male and female residents.
The law of Shuijingdian is good. You can't even tell whether he is a boy or a woman. Let's go back and find a class. Don't embarrass yourself here. How about returning to the law?
I’m bah bah bah——!
At first glance, it looked like he came in through the back door. I didn’t expect that traditional arts could cover such a wide range of things, and even laws could come in through the back door.
"Sister Qinglian, can you teach me the secret of water control? I always feel that I have stepped into a barrier..." A delicate and soft voice came.
Su Mu looked around and saw two fairies walking side by side inside the mountain gate, discussing the cultivation techniques.
"Sister, please listen to me." The female cultivator known as Qinglian held the other person's hand, her eyes were sincere and gentle: "Come to my room tonight, sister, I will personally help you break the barrier and eradicate the inner demons."
"But...but, Sister Qinglian, I don't have any inner demons." The pure female cultivator whose hand was held was full of doubts.
Fairy Qinglian smiled evilly, "You will have it soon."
She lifted the pure female cultivator's chin and said in a charming voice, "Come to my room tonight, I will be your inner demon forever."
This...this is simply blind!
Okay, okay, there are no men in Shuijing Hall, so all the female cultivators in Shuijing Hall are Lily, right? You can still play like this, right?
But he was short-sighted. He thought that there was the Zimu River in Journey to the West, and that one sip would make you pregnant.
It turns out that after working on it for a long time, everyone here is doing Lily!
Well, how should I put it, that guy named Qinglian has a strong sense of déjà vu in her.
It's very familiar, but I can't tell how familiar it is.
[Master, isn’t she the same you as Blue Star... You are a scumbag, she is a scumbag...]
Su Mu pursed his lips: "Thank you, Tongzi, for helping me understand my position clearly. Thank you. To be honest, thank you."
Tongzi really thought that Su Mu was praising her, and she was still silly and happy: "Hey, hehe, master, there is no need to thank me, I actually didn't say anything." ]
Su Mu said that he didn't want to mess with the system. This guy's brain was just a little better than that idiot Tifas's. Of course, it was just a little bit better, not much better.
"Brother, do you want the treasures from those two female cultivators?" The witch suddenly said in a secret voice, with a very teasing expression on her face. It was clear at a glance that she had no good intentions.
Su Mu subconsciously tilted his head back: "What are you going to do?"
The witch pressed close to Sumu's ear: "Sister, help you, pass their bellybands over to you..."
Under Su Mu's extremely shocked gaze, the witch chuckled and said, "Is that good~"
Su Mu took a deep breath and said with a serious expression, "Okay."
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