Villain: The scumbag heroines are all yanderes

[Um? Is this... a cucumber? ! ]

The system is confused. The living thing exuding endless vitality is actually a cucumber? !

"Huh? Little thing, are you peeking at your Mr. Gua?" Cucumber suddenly turned around and spoke to the confused system in the sky.

Tongzi pursed his lips: [Are you a living thing? ]

Cucumber nodded naturally: "Yes, I am a living thing!"

Tongzi didn't understand. She quickly flipped through the database, but she couldn't figure out how cucumber became a living thing.

[How did you become a living thing? A living thing should need enough majestic vitality to water it day and night. You are a cucumber...have you been born since the beginning of the era? ]

"No, no, no, the birth of my uncle has to be mentioned by a certain peerless fairy."

Cucumber told the system about his birth.

Well, yes, that's right, that was one night.

The rain was pounding outside the window, and inside the wooden house, the beautiful fairy was unbearably lonely and could not hide her sad expression.

Her lover left her and went to the cliff of Duanjue Shenya, without a trace.

For countless lonely nights, she was alone, waiting for him to come back in the small wooden house built by the two of them.

At night, she would also think of the man's face to relieve the accumulated fatigue.

"Well, you must have guessed that the magic weapon used by the stunning fairy to resolve fatigue is this uncle." Cucumber said proudly.

Tongzi was speechless: [Uh... just like this, you can't become a living thing, right? ]

"Of course, later on, the Peerless Fairy looked away and made friends with more lonely fairies. They sang and sang in the middle of the night, and I was born."

[Uh...you don't need to say any more, I understand more or less. ] Tongzi covered his head, feeling that his head was a little big.

There is something wrong with this living thing in Qingyun Mountain!

But it’s also a living thing, so we can’t let it run away.

Tongzi flew out of the ring space, pretending to be shy and flew behind Su Mu: [Master, I was molested by that obscene living thing~]

Her eyes trembled slightly, wanting Su Mu to comfort herself.

Su Mu pursed his lips expressionlessly and said indifferently: "Oh, that's it."

Oh, that's how it is? This... what kind of attitude is this? She was teased!

[Master, I was teased by that obscene language of living things! Just looking at him, I feel like I'm being tainted...]

"Oh." Su Mu was even more speechless. Was Tongzi possessed by a drama queen? How can you act so well?

It was also defiled by the living thing. He wanted to see what this living thing was.

Su Mu put his hand into the Najie space and encountered a stick-like object that pierced his hand.

He immediately pursed his lips: "Tongzi, the thing I'm holding now is not a living thing, is it?"

[Uh-huh——] The whole body felt like an electric shock, and the nodding of disgust was like making a fuss.

Su Mu also endured his nausea and took out the vitality in one go.

"Hi! It's our first time meeting you. I hope you won't be smitten by me." Cucumber blew a kiss to Su Mu.

[Master...Master, are you okay? ] Seeing that Su Mu was motionless, Tongzi thought that Su Mu had fainted.

Su Mu pursed his lips and threw the cucumber in his hand to the ground: "Xinei!!!"

[Ahhh! Master, stop it, he is really a living thing! You will step on it! ] Tongzi screamed to stop Su Mu's irritable behavior.

Su Mu ignored the system pulling him and still stepped on it: "Tongzi, don't pull me! You must have been deceived by him. How could such a thing be a living thing? Let's see if I can do it for him! "

"Young man, don't always judge people by their appearance. Although I don't look like a good guy, I am a very well-mannered man. He is always passive and never takes the initiative." Cucumber said old-fashionedly.

Su Mu became even more irritable upon hearing this, and would stomp the cucumber in half at any cost!

"Hmph, young man, don't push yourself too far. You really think that I am afraid of you!" Cucumber snorted coldly. He jumped up and slapped Su Mu's face twice.

It didn't matter. It was extremely insulting. The most important thing was that Su Mu's face was covered with a strange liquid...

Tongzi thought of the story Cucumber told her, and she immediately stayed far away from Sumu, bent down and vomited.

Su Mu was dumbfounded, he touched the mucus on his cheek, it was transparent...

Su Mu clenched his fists: "You pissed me off."

His fierce movements were as fast as lightning, and Cucumber jumped out of the way with an ooh.

"Young man, if you want to catch me, you'd better practice for another 20,000 years!" Cucumber shook his body triumphantly.

He is provoking Sumu!

His provocation was very successful!

How could a scholar tolerate being provoked like this by a cucumber? Su Mu's eyes flashed with a dark golden light. His speed was astonishing, and he caught the cucumber he loved in his hand in an instant.

"Oh, I'm done with it." Cucumber looked expressionless.

Sumupi smiled but said: "Are you running? Let's see how you run this time."

He held the head and tail of the cucumber with both hands, preparing to break the cucumber into pieces.

"Nian... young man! Don't be impulsive! I am a rare living thing in the world! You are definitely not looking for me to break me!"

Tongzi also advised: "Master, calm down, don't forget why you are looking for something alive!" ]

After hearing the system's words, Su Mu's consciousness came back for an instant, yes...

He is looking for something vital in order to resurrect Xue Ji.

Su Mu looked at the cucumber in his hand. He was a creature of life. If he broke it, the life would disappear and Xue Ji would not be able to be resurrected.

He thought for a while, suppressed the violent emotions in his body, and took away the hand that was about to break the cucumber.

He found that his emotions were getting more and more irritable. Is this a side effect of violence?

"I'm scared to death. Young people act impulsively. This is the first time I've dealt with young people in my life. Please take good care of me in the future."

"Take care of me." Su Mu sighed and pinched his eyebrows.

He looked at the elf beside him: "Tongzi, thank you. If you hadn't woken me up, I might have broken this cucumber."

If the living thing that he had worked so hard to find was really broken, he would not be able to forgive himself.

[Hey, hehe, it’s okay if the master remembers my kindness. I have always been the master’s caring little cotton-padded jacket~]

Su Mu smiled: "Little cotton-padded jacket describes my daughter."

Tongzi was also stunned and scratched his head: "Then...that is the master's caring guardian!" ]

"Okay, considerate guardian." Although he was a big loser before, he now feels like a guardian.

Hope it can keep up.

Now that one plant of vitality has been obtained, four more plants can be found to revive Xue Ji.

"Xue Ji, wait for me."

ps: I'm sorry, friends, this book collapsed, but the author will not finish it here. This will be the author's first million-word novel, and I will insist on writing it until it reaches one million words.