Villain: The scumbag heroines are all yanderes

"Little sir, please have a cup of tea before leaving." Lu Linglong was gentle and elegant, with a smile like a flower.

When Su Mu saw Lu Linglong, he actually breathed a sigh of relief.

Again, Lu Linglong ranks among the top three in Su Mu's gentleness ranking list! Far ahead of other heroines!

And there are vague signs of hitting the first place!

If Lu Linglong can continue to be so gentle, Su Mu will rank Lu Linglong first on the gentleness list!

Continue to be far ahead of other heroines! ! !

Just as Su Mu thought, Lu Linglong was still so gentle even if she hadn't seen him for ten years.

She raised her jade hand gently, and the platinum glazed pot was suspended in the air. The two teacups landed smoothly on the tea tray, and the tea with a light fragrance fell into the teacups from a high place.

"Well, the aroma is fragrant." Just smelling the smell made Su Mu feel a little ecstasy, and his mind had transcended the three realms.

Good tea, extremely good tea! Su Mu praised repeatedly in his heart and nodded with satisfaction.

"System, what kind of tea is this? It's fragrant and fragrant." Su Mu imitated the lines that often appeared on TV and pretended to be quite contented.

[Uh... Master, this is Tianxian Brewing, which is also an extremely expensive and rare tea species. ] The system cannot be fixed by a bumbling owner.

Why do you like to pretend so much? I don’t know who you learned it from.

"Miss Lu, this tea has an attractive color and elegant fragrance. It must be the legendary Immortal Brew." Su Mu took a sip of tea and asked happily.

Seeing Su Mu showing off in front of her, Lu Linglong covered her mouth and chuckled: "Mr., this tea is black tea, called Tianxian Zui."

"Ah...ah, that's it! In...where we are, Tianxian Brewing and Tianxian Drunk are the same thing..." Su Mu's voice became quieter as he argued more, and gradually turned into the buzzing of mosquitoes.

He was so embarrassed that he wanted to plunge his head into the ground.

Ahhhhh! ! ! What a shame! Ahhhhh! ! !

"Damn system, what are your intentions? Are you deliberately seeing me make a fool of myself!" Su Mu angrily asked in his heart.

The system pinched his waist and puffed out his small chest: [Humph! I have seen through the master a long time ago! Don't even think about showing off your knowledge in front of Lu Linglong! ! ! ]

"You stupid system! If you don't succeed enough, you will fail more than you can! I must teach you a lesson today!" With that said, Su Mu rolled up his sleeves and prepared to catch Luan Fei's system.

[Slightly slightly! Can you catch me ~ a little bit ~]

"Hey, let's see if I don't teach you a lesson!" Su Mu was completely provoked by the system and became furious.

Scratching and scratching, Su Mu suddenly felt a little tired and his eyelids felt a little heavy.

"What...what's going on...why has my energy become so low...it shouldn't be..." Su Mu leaned on the table tiredly.

[ah! I remembered! The immortal is drunk! That’s a famous sleepy black tea! ] The system was busy arguing with Su Mu, and only remembered it later.

Tianxian Niang is wine, Tianxian Zui is tea!

The reason why the tea is named "Zui" is because of the special type of tea. It is not an ordinary black tea, but a sleepy black tea that contains the sleepiness factor!

"Why...why didn't you...said earlier..." Su Mu's hand on the table loosened and he fell down weakly.

Lu Linglong appeared at some point and gently held Su Mu's waist: "Su Su, how can you drink tea from a stranger?"

With a smile on her face, she waved her hand gently, and Su Mu's "Ye Chen" face returned to its original shape and became Su Mu's face.

"It hasn't changed at all, it's still the same...silly cuteness." Lu Linglong smiled, her green index finger gently brushed Su Mu's cheek, and finally touched her lips.

Gently slide it into Su Mu's mouth, and when you pull it out, it is already full of body fluids.

"Su Su, my Su Su..." Lu Linglong's eyes were blurred, and she gently licked her index finger, her cheeks flushed, and she looked very satisfied.

She swallowed all the taste of Sumu on her index finger into her stomach, and finally leaned forward and gently kissed Sumu's lips.

Just when she gently took off her coat and prepared to take the next step...

[Ahhhhh——! No! The master's chastity is at risk! ] The system is as anxious as an ant on a hot pot.

She no longer cared about anything else and directly started the space jump again.

Lu Linglong only felt a flash in front of her eyes, and Su Mu disappeared.

The smile on her face didn't fade away, and she was still smiling: "Susu, where else can you run?"

This Immortal Ancient Continent is so big that there is no room for you.

When you experience it to the end, you will know that this is your destination...

One of the nine great immortal families, the Lin family!

"Lin Feng! You are just a dog! You are worthy of marrying a saint from our clan! If you don't get out, I will break your dog's legs!" The direct son of the Lin family shouted loudly.

Lin Feng's face turned black and white, and he roared angrily: "Woof woof woof! Woo woof woof -!"

"No! He's about to reveal his true form!" shouted a direct descendant of the Lin family.

Just as he said, Lin Feng's face gradually became ferocious, his teeth turned into sharp fangs, and his body fell on all fours, turning into a... big black dog?

"puff!"

"Pfft hahahahahaha——!" I don't know who couldn't help laughing first, and the others also laughed.

"I thought my true body was some kind of monster, but it turned out to be just a black dog? Hahahaha! Get out of here!"

The direct son of the Lin family kicked the big black dog Lin Feng away with a disdainful kick.

"Woah woah... woah woah..." Lin Feng flew out of the door of the Lin family with bruises all over his body.

He has been in the new world for ten years, but his cultivation has not improved. The Lin family does not even recognize him from far away!

If he wants to join the Lin family, there is only one way to marry the saint of the Lin family - Lin Wanrou!

The Lin family has nine direct descendants! Lin Wanrou is one of these saints!

Unfortunately, he did not succeed.

"Woof woof woof..." If Su Mu was here, he must have a way to help him pick up Lin Wanrou.

Lin Feng lowered his head in despair, remembering the past.

The more I recall, the darker the sky becomes.

Haha, it turns out that God was also moved by his sincere friendship. It was cloudy and raining at this time.

Um? Something seemed wrong, Lin Feng raised his head.

What kind of cloudy day is this! Something clearly fell down and blocked the light for a short time!

"Woof woof woof——!" Lin Feng was about to run away, but it was too late!

He was directly smashed into the ground by the figure that descended from the sky, spitting out his dog tongue sadly: "Woo... Wuwu..."

"Woo...Woo!" When he crawled out from the ground and angrily tried to see if someone was going to fall down and hit him, he was dumbfounded.

"Woah..." Sumu...

Lin Feng's dog eyes were moist. It turned out that it was not just Sister Lin who fell from the sky, but also his good buddy!

Looking at the unconscious Su Mu, Lin Feng's eyes suddenly widened!

Well, my good brother's skin is still so fair, no worse than that saint, otherwise...

hehehehe~