Villain: The scumbag heroines are all yanderes

Once upon a time, it was difficult to spray water from the sea, except for Wushan, it was water.

Su Mu lay on the ground like a mummy, and Tifas sat on Su Mu's back with her legs crossed, holding a French fries between her fingertips, and took a sip.

"This is life." Tifas sighed.

Well, that’s life, so…

"Can you get off me first?" Su Mu said weakly.

"Sorry, sorry, I forgot about you." Tifas jumped on Sumu's waist a few times, almost breaking Sumu's waist, and finally jumped off the ground.

Su Mu weakly held his waist. His eyes were dull now, his cheeks were sunken, and he looked like Han Xin in national uniform. He had to hold his waist when he straightened up.

"Ahaha...it hurts..." Su Mu made a trembling sound.

[Master, she only sucked your blood, not the one who sucked you. Why are you so sluggish? ]

"You don't understand. The more vulnerable I am now, the more guilty Tifas will be. After all, she did it..."

[...As expected of the master! so smart! ]

"Uh-!" Tifas stretched her waist and moved her muscles refreshed.

"It's still a human body, suitable for my world-destroying heroic appearance!" Tifas put her hands on her hips and looked up to the sky laughing.

Su Mu pursed his lips, always feeling that this scene was strange.

You said you broke through the seal. It's understandable that you laugh out loud, but before you laugh out loud, can you put your clothes on?

During his military training, he was akimbo, looking up to the sky and laughing, just showing off his dick in the sun!

Moreover, she is still naked, and she can directly tan from a yellow dragon to a black dragon!

Hmm... Black dragons are considered dragons, right? It should be counted.

"Brother, how are you?" Tifas was in a good mood, and she looked back at Su Mu.

His eyes widened instantly.

Su Mu was seen paralyzed on the ground, with his mouth half open, as if he didn't have much time left.

"What's wrong with you?!" Tifas anxiously walked to Su Mu's side.

She just sucked blood. After all, it was the first time in thousands of years, and it was a top blood source, so she couldn't control herself.

I was too immersed in blood-sucking and didn't pay attention to Su Mu's condition.

Now that he came to his senses, Su Mu was about to die!

"Little brother! Are...are you okay?!" Tifas's eyes were red. This was her new little brother, and she couldn't just die like this.

"Little brother, please say something, wuwuwu... I won't give away the white-haired person to the black-haired person... Wow ah ah!!" Tifas cried loudly and slapped Su Mu's face hard.

He fired his bow left and right, trying to regain Su Mu's consciousness.

Damn, it hurts to be slapped! Su Mu couldn't pretend anymore and quickly opened his eyes: "Uh... I... feel so uncomfortable..."

"Brother, you are still alive!" Tifas said in surprise.

"Ahem... still... still alive..."

Well, he is still alive. If he gets slapped a few more times by her, he might really die.

"How are you now?" Tifas's eyes were full of anxiety.

"Well... I feel very bad... I feel weak all over... my waist aches and my back hurts... I feel like my body has been hollowed out..." Su Mu said weakly.

"It's all my fault..." Tifas lowered her head guiltily.

"How can I save you!"

Hearing this, Su Mu's eyes lit up and he hurriedly said: "The environment here is too bad and not suitable for cultivation. Take me out of here."

"Okay! I'll take you away right now!" Tifas turned around obediently.

He grabbed the sumu with both hands and flew up.

Wait... wait a minute! She wasn't going to fly away with her naked, right?

"Wait a minute, put on some clothes first!"

Su Mu shouted to the system in his heart: "System, give me a set of clothes that Tifas can wear."

[The master is really annoying. This is the only thing that reminds him of me. ] The system said delicately.

To be honest, Su Mu was disgusted.

Su Mu's face was ferocious: "I ask you for important things, but you can't do it!"

[Uh...here are the clothes you want. ] The system ran away in despair.

A set of red and black Lolita appeared in Su Mu's hand, and he handed it to Tifas, who was resisting.

"Well...I don't want it!" Tifas protested violently: "I don't want to wear it! I don't want to wear it!"

The corner of Su Mu's mouth twitched. He really didn't expect that this ancestor of the blood clan didn't like to wear clothes!

"Put...put it on, there will be a lot of people outside." Su Mu patiently advised.

"No!" Tifas turned her head and said dullly: "Human beings are so strange. Clothes are obviously shackles. They lock your nature, so humans have not evolved!"

After listening to Tifas's sophistry, Su Mu suddenly thought of Wu Xue Ji for some reason.

She should be the evolved human being that Tifas said, but according to Tifas's words.

Uh, probably not...

Wu Xueji...she was often naked when she was a child?

"Let's ask her in person some other time." He was quite curious as to whether Wu Xueji, who always smiled and seemed not to take anything seriously, had another side that he didn't know about.

[Master, if you really ask that, you are definitely not far away from death. The power of [Reappearance] can be transferred. I'd better give it to the heroines in advance so that they can remember you without incident. ]

"System, I take back what I said before." From now on, it would be better to scold Tongzi more.

[Hey, what are you taking back? ]

"You can shut up." Su Mu pursed his lips and returned the previous emotion to him!

Finally, under Su Mu's gentle rubbing, Tifas reluctantly put on Lolita, and her lovely body matched the beautiful Lolita.

From a distance, Tifas looks like an exquisite and cute doll.

"I suddenly discovered a business opportunity! Selling the image of Tifas as a figure will definitely become popular all over the world!" Su Mu's eyes shone.

[Tsk, Master is really daydreaming. Let’s not talk about anything else. Just the appearance of the ancestor of the blood clan, how many of you humans can replicate it? ]

The system poured cold water on him in retaliation, breaking Su Mu's dream.

What she said is true. Human beings cannot describe the beauty of Tifas. Let alone the charm. If they just model it one by one, I am afraid they will never be able to replicate it.

"I'm too whimsical." Su Mu stared at Tifas's face in confusion, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.

She was obviously extremely beautiful, but in the blink of an eye, her brain couldn't describe her appearance.

It's like knowing how beautiful she is, but not knowing why she is so beautiful.

"How could this happen? Can she and I... not be in the same dimension?" This is too strange.

[It’s easy to understand. Her appearance has gone beyond the limits of human imagination. It is already a beauty that humans cannot imagine. ]

So that’s it, Su Mu suddenly understood.

To put it simply, comparing a person's appearance to data, Tifas's beauty cannot be processed by the human CPU.

[In other words, even if the ancestor of the blood clan really sneaks out naked, the world will forget it after one glance, leaving only a vague impression. ]

[Like, "Hey, was someone naked just now?" But I can't remember who was naked. ]

It turns out that if it is true as the system said, the world will not be able to remember the existence of Tifas.

Then Tifas...is she too lonely?