Master comes down the mountain, I don’t know martial arts, but I am an immortal

Li Muchen walked into Wong Tai Sin Temple.

He glanced at the empty tables and chairs at the entrance of the main hall and said to the statue of the Great Immortal: "Didn't the Immortal come to work today?"

"I'm giving her a day off." The roar of Huang Dashan came from the statue.

"Why the holiday?"

"My tail is gone and I'm not handsome anymore. I don't want her to see me like I am now. Oh, by the way, Master, have you gotten my tail back?"

"No." Li Muchen said, "I accidentally beat that guy to death, not even the scum was left."

"Ah? Master, you said you would help me get my tail back, why did you just..." Huang Dashan complained, his voice full of sadness and grievance, "Oh, this is life!"

"How can you, an adult weasel, accept your fate?" Li Muchen said with a smile.

"It's not about accepting fate, it's about obeying the destiny." Huang Dashan sighed, "Oh, it's okay, young master, I don't blame you. At worst, I will be in seclusion for twenty years. After twenty years, I will have another good tail!"

"Twenty years in seclusion? That's not possible!" Li Muchen said, "You are in seclusion, who will be responsible for guarding Li's house? I am leaving the capital soon, and I have to rely on you for the safety of this place in the future!"

Huang Dashan said: "Young master, please forgive me. My tail is gone. Let's not talk about whether I am handsome or not. I have lost more than half of my career. People often say, 'Go back to before liberation in one night.' They were just talking, but I really ‘went back to before liberation overnight’!”

"Young master, you'd better hire someone else! Anyway, I can't wander around anymore. I won't leave this temple for at least ten or twenty years."

Li Muchen nodded and said: "That's good, the incense in the world can help you recover quickly. I originally wanted to take you with me to meet my friends in the south. You can exchange experiences with Bai Jingjing about demon cultivating. In that case, Then you stay here, I’ll go back to Hecheng first.”

Said turning around to leave.

Suddenly, a ray of yellow light jumped out from the statue of the Great Immortal and landed on Li Muchen's shoulder.

Huang Dashan waved his short claws and winked and said: "What's going on? In fact, you don't have to retreat. Master, help me go to the fur market to buy a fake tail and put it on."

"What's the use of being fake?" Li Muchen asked.

Huang Dashan squeezed his eyes: "A bald man wearing a wig - that's all he needs to be handsome."

Li Muchen laughed, pulled Huang Dashan off his shoulders, put it on the table next to him, and said, "I don't have a fake weasel tail, but I do have a real mink tail. I'll give you a mink tail."

"Merk tail?" Huang Dashan was stunned for a moment and said disdainfully, "Hey, what's so good about a mink tail? Only a dog's tail can be followed by a mink. I don't want a mink tail! It's so ugly!"

Li Muchen said: "You have lived for hundreds of years. You can't just enjoy the incense in the temple. You should read more books if you have nothing to do. Bai Jingjing lives in Wutong. In addition to practicing martial arts, he has to read every day. The dog's tail is not the one to keep the dog's tail. Mink's tail refers to using a dog's tail instead of a mink's tail as a shoddy one, which shows that mink tails were also very precious in ancient times. I have never heard that a weasel's tail is more valuable than a mink's tail."

Huang Dashan still shook his head: "No, no, what's so good about a skunk tail? It's so ugly. I look like a yellow fairy, and I put on a sable tail behind me, so I can run out without being laughed to death!"

"Really not?"

"No! Definitely not!"

"Well, I finally asked my senior brother to bring a ten thousand-year-old mink tail from Kunlun. It seems that it is no longer needed. Later I will ask Li Axi if he wants a brocade collar for his security uniform. .”

"Hey!" Huang Dashan suddenly shouted and jumped up. "Li Asi, a stinky security guard, has no right to use a brocade collar! That... ah... mink is not good at it either! Master, let me ask one more question..."

Huang Dashan bared his teeth and asked with a smile: "When you say ten thousand years, do you mean it has been lived for ten thousand years, or has been stored for ten thousand years?"

"Of course he has lived for ten thousand years." Li Muchen said.

Huang Dashan nodded: "Well, that's it. Master, go ahead and re-tie it for me. Mink hair will be mink hair. The big deal is that I will change my name from Huang Dashan to Huang Dashan!"

Li Muchen laughed loudly, took out the thousand-year-old mink tail, and set up a magic circle in the Huang Tai Sin Temple to seal off the temple. He cast a spell on the spot and performed the surgery to attach Huang Dashan's tail.

Although it may seem like just picking up the tail, for Huang Dashan, it is tantamount to a rebirth.

This operation lasted all night.

That night, there was lightning, thunder, and violent storms.

In the early morning of the next day, the rising sun shone on the gate of Wong Tai Sin Temple.

The temple door opened with a creak, and a young man dressed in brocade clothes came out.

He raised his face to face the light of the morning sun, took a deep breath of the fresh air on the street, stared affectionately at the city streets, and shouted: "Witches in the world, be careful, I'm coming!"

At this moment, a rider in a yellow jacket came galloping towards him and almost hit him.

The battery-powered car sped past him crookedly, and the rider's scolding voice with a strong local accent came: "You idiot, you don't have eyes when you walk!"

Huang Dashan was stunned, looked down at the brocade clothes on his body, and said in surprise: "How did he know it was mink hair?"

……

Li Muchen set up a formation in Li's house in the capital, then left all matters in the capital to Hou Qigui for the time being, and took Lin Manqing back to Hecheng.

Also going with him was Mr. Huang from Huang Dashan, who was dressed in brocade and had an elegant demeanor.

In order not to worry the Lin family, Li Muchen did not take Lin Manqing to the Lin family. He only informed his mother-in-law and asked her to come to Wutongju to take care of Lin Manqing.

Yan Huimin felt extremely distressed when she saw that her daughter suddenly turned into a fool.

She went to the capital not long ago and came back after staying there for a few days. After all, the Lin family is such a big family, and as the wife of the family head, she is indispensable inside and out.

Her main mission in Beijing was to teach the two silly children how to carry on the family line and to personally supervise them to complete this great feat.

Alas, after finally completing the task, I thought that a happy and happy life would begin from now on. I wanted them to enjoy their world together, so I returned to Hecheng early. Unexpectedly, after not seeing each other for a few days, my daughter became a fool.

Yan Huimin scolded Li Muchen.

She was reluctant to scold her son-in-law, but she felt sad. She looked at her foolish and stupid daughter, where could she go to reason with him?

Li Muchen also felt guilty. He had a big responsibility for Lin Manqing's incident this time. If the mother-in-law wants to scold her, she can only let her scold her.

The most urgent task now is to find a way to recover Lin Manqing's soul.

Of course, before leaving, Wutongju's security force must be strengthened, which is why he brought Huang Dashan.

Lin Manqing's remaining soul must not make any mistakes again, otherwise, even if Ebony Concubine is found, Lin Manqing will not be able to save her.

He was about to find Huang Dashan to explain something, but he saw a young man in brocade clothes standing side by side with a beautiful woman on the mountain outside the backyard of Wutong House, overlooking the city scenery.

"Jing Jing, do you know about Immortal Clothes?"

"I don't know, what is it?"

"It's just the clothes you're wearing!"

"My clothes?"

"In traditional Chinese medicine, hedgehog skin is called immortal's clothing. It tastes bitter and has a neutral nature. It enters the large intestine meridian and has miraculous effects of activating blood circulation, detoxifying, and analgesic."

"really?"

"Actually, this is just the common understanding of the world. They don't know that in addition to promoting blood circulation and detoxifying, hedgehog skin can also nourish people's spirit and help with spiritual practice. Otherwise, why would the ancients call it Immortal Clothes?"

"Wow, you are so knowledgeable."

"This is nothing. As monsters, we are born inferior to others. We must work hard to become stronger. We must not let others look down upon us!"

"Yeah!" Bai Jingjing looked impressed.

"Then do you know how immortal clothes are made?"

"How?"

"Just use a knife to cut open the hedgehog's abdomen, remove the entire skin bit by bit without losing a single thorn, and then sprinkle with lime..."

"Ah, is it so scary?!"

"Humans are inherently scary, but don't worry, I will protect you."

As Huang Dashan spoke, he naturally put his hand on Bai Jingjing's shoulder.

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