Master comes down the mountain, I don’t know martial arts, but I am an immortal

Sun Changhai was surprised. Such a guy appeared out of nowhere.

Although he had destroyed his Dao foundation due to the killing of the spirit snake, his basic cultivation level was still there. This guy was hiding among the rocks, and he didn't even know it at all.

And looking at it like this, neither man nor ghost, could it be that he is really the Lord of the Land?

But what the hell is a fine of two thousand and detention for fifteen days?

Lu Xian sneered: "Haha, a mere skunk dares to pretend to be a god!"

Huang Dashan was recognized by the other party at a glance and knew that the man had some abilities and did not dare to be careless.

Seeing that Lin Manqing's life was not in danger, he originally wanted to wait for Li Muchen to come.

But now that not only has he been discovered, but his identity has also been revealed, he has no choice but to bite the bullet.

"Since you know that this great immortal is coming, why don't you serve him with wine and meat?" Huang Dashan held a fly whisk and pretended, but in fact he was already ready to attack.

"The weasels in the mountains can't live up to your climate. Where did you come from?"

"Haha, it's obviously me who is asking you, but you ask me instead. Is it so rude?"

Lu Xian was not angry, and said: "It seems that your cultivation level is not low, and you are close to transforming into Taoism. I will give you a chance. Come with me to Mobei. When I open the altar for the big sacrifice, the goddess Wu Mu wakes up and lets you be the goddess. How about being a waiter, showing off his holiness in front of people, setting up temples and entering ancestral halls, and finally becoming a righteous god?"

"Bah!" Huang Dashan spat, "What a big breath! What ability does your goddess Lao Shizi have to ask me to serve her? Do you think I care about building a temple? I would have built a temple eight hundred years ago. There are people in my temple who have money and incense, but who is willing to go to a place where birds don’t shit with you?”

When Lu Xian heard that he slandered the goddess, his ravaged face was immediately filled with murderous intent, and he said coldly: "In this case, your practice will end today. It's a pity, a pity, a weasel like you can't open your soul from the beginning." It must have taken two or three hundred years to be wise enough to gain cultivation."

Huang Dashan knew that the other party was about to take action, so he did not dare to be careless. While preparing for it, he said with a smile:

"You know I'm hundreds of years old, why don't you call me grandpa! Judging from your dress, it looks similar to the ghost wizard in the beggar's den last time. It's just right. You go down and accompany him."

When Sun Changhai heard this, he looked at Huang Dashan in surprise and said angrily: "So it was you who killed Bayar!"

Huang Dashan said with a smile: "Grandpa, I killed him, what's wrong?"

Sun Changhai was furious, but he did not dare to resist. Bayar is his senior brother and a true shaman, who is more than a little better than this half-hearted shaman.

"court death!"

Lu Xian made a secret with his hands and blew a breath towards Huang Dashan. A strong wind rolled up from the plains and enveloped Huang Dashan.

Huang Dashan was caught by the wind and could not breathe for a while. The wind was so strong that even with his magic power, he could not calm it down. He could only hold his breath and spin around a few times, following the wind, trying to get out of the wind circle.

But Lu Xian never gave him a chance to escape. As the wind blew continuously, the wind became stronger and stronger, and the radius of the wind circle became larger and larger.

Huang Dashan originally wanted to take advantage of the situation to escape, but he turned faster and faster and couldn't stop.

He thought to himself that it was terrible, this old guy was much better than that Bayar. It is estimated that if Mr. Li had not come, he would never be able to fight against him.

With a wave of his whisk, thousands of dust threads emerged from the gaps in the wind, and shot at Lu Xian for the first time.

Lu Xian sneered: "You dare to show off a few strands of wolf tail to embarrass yourself!"

His hands shook, and the bracelets and bracelets on his wrists jingled.

Those dust threads were entangled.

Huang Dashan's body was still spinning in the wind, but his tail hair was entangled. He could only pull hard to pull the tail hair back.

But there was something unknown on Lu Xian's wrist, which tied his tail hair so tightly that he couldn't loosen it at all. Instead, as his body turned, his tail wrapped around him.

Lu Xian shouted softly: "Come out!"

With his hands back, Huang Dashan was pulled out of the wind by him. He turned hundreds of somersaults in the air and fell to the ground with a plop. His human form suddenly disappeared and he turned back into the appearance of a weasel.

I saw a weasel, tied by its own tail, rolling all the way along the hillside, bumping on the rocks, and finally hit the collapsed city wall with a bang.

Lu Xian reached out and made a move, and Huang Dashan's body flew up again, landing first in Lu Xian's hands.

Lu Xian grabbed the skin on the back of Huang Dashan's neck and asked with a smile: "How are you doing? Are you convinced? Do you want to come with me?"

Huang Dashan shrank his neck and struggled in the air for a few times. When he found that it was of no use at all, he said: "Okay, okay, old man, you are really good. Just let me down and I will go with you to worship your goddess Laoshizi." .”

Sun Changhai said angrily: "You dare to insult my master and the ebony concubine goddess, I will kill you!"

Huang Dashan glared: "How dare you! Your master said that I am a waiter in front of the goddess' throne. I will build a temple in the future. Who do you think you are? If you kill me, the goddess will be unhappy!"

"Master!" Sun Changhai's face was full of anger, but in front of his master, he did not dare to act recklessly.

Lu Xian said: "I'm just a skunk. Let him talk nonsense. Why are you arguing with him? Since your uncle died more than ten years ago, there has been a shortage of people to serve him all year round. This skunk's cultivation level Not bad, much better than you brothers and sisters. It’s perfect to bring him to accompany you.”

"How can he, a demon, compare with his uncle?" Sun Changhai said.

"Alas..." Lu Xian sighed, "Your uncle has been guarding Mobei all year round, focusing on serving God. He doesn't want to be killed as me. They don't even think about it. If it were really me, how could they succeed?"

"Hey, don't just chat, put me down first!" Huang Dashan shouted.

"Let him go, you won't be able to escape." Lu Xian threw Huang Dashan to the ground.

Huang Dashan rolled on the ground a few times, shook off his knotted tail, loosened his hair, and said: "Okay, okay, I fell into trouble in your hands today. I will listen to you. I will go to the temple to stay in the future. No." Out."

"Don't worry, when the goddess wakes up, you will serve her well and she will naturally have your place as a god." Lu Xian said.

"Old man, you are still a good person, so let me give you a gift." Huang Dashan bowed to Lu Xian, looking like a little domestic pet greeting him in the New Year, bowing and wagging his tail.

Shaking and shaking, he suddenly raised his buttocks and farted.

Suddenly, yellow smoke filled the air and the stench filled the sky.

All the trees, flowers and plants within a hundred meters suddenly withered.

Sun Changhai felt nauseated. His eyes were dim and he couldn't see anything.

Lu Xian shook his hands and chanted a mantra, causing a gust of wind to blow away the yellow smoke.

When I looked again, Huang Dashan was nowhere to be seen.