Master comes down the mountain, I don’t know martial arts, but I am an immortal

On this day, three special guests came to Tongqing Hall.

The leader was a middle-aged man, wearing a crisp suit, but there were pull boards under his feet, which made a very funny sound when he walked.

Behind him was a strong man, holding a plaque wrapped in yellow silk.

There was also a man with dysentery, very short, his face was covered with sores, and he looked very ugly.

Three people walked in swaggeringly.

The security guard looked them over and asked them to line up at the registration area.

The man in the pullover pushed the security guard away arrogantly and said loudly in blunt Mandarin:

"Tongqingtang, starting today, we are going to change our name!"

The strong man behind him opened the yellow silk in his hand, revealing a large gold plaque with three characters written on it:

Sick Man Hall!

People who came to Tongqingtang to see a doctor didn’t know what was going on. They looked at the plaque and pointed.

The security guard shouted loudly: "What are you doing? Get out quickly and don't make trouble here!"

He was about to step forward to stop him, but he didn't want to be kicked to the ground by the scoundrel and trampled hard under his feet.

Although the security guard does not know martial arts, he has been trained, but he can't struggle when he is stepped on by the leper.

Other security guards came up to help, but they were knocked over by Leizi. The security guard he stepped on was still under his feet.

More and more people are watching.

The man in a suit pointed at the plaque of "Sick Men's Hall" and said loudly:

"Everyone, you are here to see a doctor, right? You are here because of the name of the Chinese doctor Hu Shiyue? But this great Chinese doctor can't even cure his own disease, how can he treat you? He doesn't even know how to treat you. He is not worthy of the title of 'Xinglin Sage'. Therefore, I gave him a plaque. From today on, the name of Tongqing Hall will be changed to 'Sick Man Hall'. There are no miracle doctors here, only sick men!"

Someone next to me said, "No, I called Dr. Hu a few days ago. He looked very energetic."

The man in the suit sneered: "That was a few days ago. He has fallen ill in the past few days and will no longer treat you. But don't worry, I will open a real medical clinic on this street. To carry forward our authentic Japanese medicine, everyone can come to our medical clinic to see a doctor."

The onlookers suddenly understood:

"Oh, it turns out they are Japanese!"

"This is where we come to play!"

"What kind of gym are you kicking? I think it's just hype. He wants his medical gym to become famous!"

"I don't want to go to a Japanese medical clinic to see a doctor."

"Not necessarily. If the nurse is pretty, you can go and see her."

"Yes, yes, I just don't know if there are any special services. I saw in the movie that their nurses' services are very good."

……

The man in a suit said angrily: "You Chinese people, don't you understand that being a doctor is a respectable profession? It's not what you think!"

"But that was in your own movie, not one shot by us."

"You..." The man in the suit's face trembled, but he could not refute, so he could only curse, "A bunch of Chinese pigs! Sick men! You were the sick men of East Asia a hundred years ago, and you are still the sick men of East Asia now! Therefore, you only deserve to be called 'sick men' Don't come to see a doctor!"

His words suddenly aroused public indignation and the public was furious.

"What foreign farts are you making, you bitch!"

"That's it, if you are so stupid, you can open a medical gym. Let's see who will go to your place to see a doctor. If anyone goes, I will block your door and scold him to death!"

……

The man in the suit suddenly burst into laughter: "You pigs can only talk quickly. Master Hu is about to die, and only I can cure him!"

"I don't believe it! If what you say is true, I will go to your place to see a doctor. But what if what you say is false?"

"If it's false, I'll commit suicide!"

coax!

The scene exploded all of a sudden.

What the Japanese said was so true that everyone was a little at a loss as to what to do.

People who come here come here to see a doctor because of the Tongqingtang’s signboard, and the Tongqingtang’s signboard is Hu Shiyue.

If Master Hu was sick and wanted to rely on this Asian to treat his illness, if word spread, people would naturally flock to his medical clinic.

"Where are the people from Tongqingtang? Why don't you come out and say something?"

"Yes, call Mr. Hu out and let this guy commit seppuku and commit suicide!"

"It can't be true what he said?"

……

The man in the suit looked proud.

He raised his head and glanced at the plaque of "Xinglin Holy Hands" hanging at the highest point of the lobby, and winked at Ledi.

Leidi nodded, jumped slightly, and jumped onto the six or seven meter high beam.

Someone among the spectators shouted "Hello".

Some people also criticized: "What do you call the Japanese?"

The man said: "I only cheer for Kung Fu. If someone can overtake him, I will scream even louder!"

The leprosy foot is a little bit on the beam, and he is about to pick up the plaque with his hand.

Suddenly a figure flew up from the diagonal stab, a few minutes faster than him, grabbed and grabbed Ledi's wrist, and pulled him down.

After falling to the ground, Diarrhea took several steps back, but the man stood firmly.

But he was dressed in yellow clothes and turned out to be a monk.

At this moment, the crowd burst into thunderous cheers.

Leidi seemed unconvinced and was about to step forward.

The man in a suit stopped him, looked at Wuhua coldly, and asked: "Where are you a monk from? We in Japan believe in Buddhism the most. You are a monk. I will not be your enemy, so leave quickly."

Wuhua didn't speak, but heard someone inside say: "Where did the mad dog bark? I, Hu Shiyue, am not dead yet!"

Then he saw Master Hu coming out of the inner hall.

Behind him were Qian Kun, Li Muchen, Qian Xintong and Hu Xiuyi.

As soon as they came out, the scene was quiet for a few seconds, and then burst into applause.

Someone said: "I know Japanese ghosts are talking nonsense, how could Mr. Hu fall ill!"

"That's right, these Japanese people are so shameless!"

"Hey, these days, who wants to be shameless for the sake of publicity!"

When the man in the suit saw Master Hu asking out, he was slightly startled and said, "Humph, I didn't expect you to be okay!"

Hu Shiyue sneered and said: "I have great Chinese medical skills. How can your little tricks be difficult for me Chinese doctors? Er Dongying's medical skills were originally learned from the Chinese, but he dared to claim medical knowledge and come to Qiantang to talk nonsense. , ruining the name of China, you are really a person who has forgotten his ancestors! Extremely shameless!"

The man in the suit laughed loudly and said: "Hu Shiyue, the way you healed your injury is really beyond my expectation. But what you just said is completely wrong. My Japanese medicine does come from China, but that It is the past, the once glorious Daxia, not the current China. We are the inheritors and promoters of Daxia's medical ethics, and your so-called traditional Chinese medicine has long been discontinued, and only superficial skills are left, used to deceive. It’s just money.”

"Nonsense!" Qian Kun said disdainfully.

Only then did the man in the suit notice Qian Kun and said, "Who did I say it was? It turned out to be Master Kun of Qiantang. Hahaha, Master Kun, I haven't seen you for many years, do you still recognize me?"

Qian Kun sneered: "Takada Yukio! Even if you turn into ashes, I know you!"

Yukio Takada looked Qian Kun up and down: "It seems that your injury has healed."

"Hmph, it's just a minor injury, what can you do to me! Yukio Takada, let's fight for [-] rounds today to see if your kung fu has improved!"

Li Muchen could tell at a glance that Yukio Takada was also a master at the peak of his strength. According to the ninja level, he should be a jounin, one step away from a sudden ninja.

In terms of kung fu, Qian Kun should be about the same as him, or perhaps his internal strength is deeper. But there are many weird methods in ninjutsu, and Takada is much younger than Qian Kun. The so-called boxing is afraid of young people. Before reaching the master level, youth always has an advantage.

So if there is a real fight, the outcome is unpredictable.

Suddenly I heard Qian Xintong say:

"Didn't someone just say that if Mr. Hu is fine, he will commit suicide?"