I'm calling thunder with my bare hands, you make me believe in science

Friends in the live broadcast room: [It’s okay, we promise not to spread it! 】

【Brother is cute! I have edited the entry, as follows: Shocked, Xianyin anchor revealed that a certain tomato master was cheated on by his brother during college! 】

"Ah, single life is so hard." When I saw the barrage on the public screen, my face turned green.

This... this damn thing, who can withstand it!

He quickly spoke to persuade these water friends: "Big brothers, please be merciful. Give me some face."

He knew very well how powerful this group of monster-like friends in Zhang Tianle's live broadcast room was.

What happened in Zhang Tianle’s live broadcast room has been on the hot search list several times by this group of friends.

Just look at the popularity of Zhang Tianle's live broadcast room to know how popular Zhang Tianle is.

Now that Zhang Tianle has just started broadcasting, there are already [-] fans watching.

[By the way, I actually have a surprising idea. Do you think this brother of the great tomato god has fallen in love with this great god, right? And based on the fact that this great brother can steal the great god’s girlfriend, I can infer that his brother is very handsome and rich. ah! I bumped into it for no reason! 】

【Fuck! Damn it! I never thought of this idea. 】

So a group of rotten girls started to be rotten again.

Seeing this comment, "Ah, being single is really hard" made his face even darker: "You guys have too much imagination. My brother is a vixen! And he is a straight man, pure and straight. Man, me too!”

Fujoshi: [You continue! We listen! 】

Straight men: [Brother, your brother has treated you like this, and you don’t break up with him. If it were me, I wouldn’t kill him. 】

"Ah, it's so hard to be single," with a constipated expression on his face: "You don't understand!"

Fujoshi: [Oh~~~Yes, we don’t understand! But we seem to understand something! I'll take it first as a token of respect. If you don't clarify, then we'll get married where we are. 】

"..."

Just when the water friends said, "Ah, being single is really hard." Zhang Tianle began to speak: "Actually, the water friends are right. Is your brother interested in you?"

As soon as Zhang Tianle said these words, "Ah, being single is really hard," he jumped up from his seat: "Anchor, don't scare me! This joke is not funny at all! Doesn't he like women just like me? ? Why... no! He can't like me, I like women. "

His frightened look made the water friends in the live broadcast room extremely happy.

"You ask his mother to change his room to Zhengdong's room. I will give you another charm. You can stick it on his bed and he will be able to correct himself." Zhang Tianle did not let him continue to suffer. Frightened, he also gave him a solution.

What Zhang Tianle didn't say was that there were actually some evil cultivators involved in this matter.

It's just that it's better not to let them know about these things than to let them know.

"Ah, it's really hard to be single." He patted his chest and said, "It would be great if I could change it! It would be great if I could change it!! Oh my god, it really scared me to death. Anchor, if I don't say any more, please quickly draw a talisman for me. , I will call my aunt later and ask her to change the room of the dog thief. After your charm arrives, I will pat him on the bed as soon as possible. "

Fujoshi: [Be careful, he will push you on the bed when the time comes! Remember to turn on your camera when the time comes and share this loving scene with us! 】

"Ah, being single is really hard." Why are the water friends of this generation so perverted?

Zhang Tianle did not let these rotten girls continue to dance wildly, otherwise he felt that his live broadcast room was not far away from being blocked: "Also, as for the problem of the Peach Blossom Talisman you mentioned, you really need a Peach Blossom Talisman to prosper. Good luck."

His peach blossoms are about to be plundered by those evil cultivators, so he really has to make up for it, otherwise he may really be broken by his brothers one day.

"Ah, being single is really hard." His eyes suddenly lit up: "Anchor, is there really a peach blossom charm? This is great, hurry up! Give me a dozen!"

He needs it so much!

Brothers, who knows!

His girlfriends were all snatched away by his brothers with whom he had a life-long friendship, so that was all.

The main reason is that there is false information spreading everywhere that his brother likes him and that they are a couple. As a result, when he chases girls, those girls stay away.

He is really too difficult.

Even if he now pursues a female author in the same circle, his brother will quickly find that female author, and then pursue her passionately, and then after a while, he will catch up with her.

The final result is that the entire author circle is now spreading false news about him.

It's really, really difficult for him!

So now when Zhang Tianle said that there was a peach blossom charm, he was extremely happy.

But just after he was happy, he felt a little more wary in his heart and asked Zhang Tianle: "Anchor, are you sure this peach blossom charm is for women!"

He was afraid of recruiting someone like his brother.

Then he really couldn't bear it.

Because one is enough.

"Don't worry! My Peach Blossom Talisman will attract you girls who are true peach blossoms and can help you in your career and life. As long as you use this Peach Blossom Talisman, you will get married next spring and have a fat baby the year after that. Boy."

Zhang Tianle's description immediately made me think, "Ah, being single is really hard."

This is simply the life he has dreamed of!

Do you have!

What man wouldn’t want a soft and adorable wife with a big fat boy in his arms?

in case……

"Master, can you give me another daughter?"

Having two children, this is the life he dreams of!

The water friends in the live broadcast room first fell silent collectively when Zhang Tianle said there was a peach blossom charm.

After they finished saying "Ah, being single is really hard," they all came to their senses.

Some people are skeptical.

[Are the anchor’s words too false? Are you able to give peach blossoms if you want to? You think you are Yue Lao! 】

[I maintain a skeptical attitude. It’s actually a bit fake! 】

As for those old fans, they went crazy after learning about this peach blossom charm:

【Grandmaster! Grandmaster! Look at me! look at me! I also need a peach blossom charm! Give me a dozen quickly, I want a group of wives and concubines, and a house full of sons. 】

【Mom! It turns out that the Peach Blossom Talisman really exists! I also want! Master, look at me! 】

【Want+】

When the water friends in the live broadcast room were going crazy, Zhang Tianle took a deep look and said, "Ah, being single is really hard," and nodded to him: "Okay. In the third year, you will give birth to a daughter. In the fifth year, you will give birth to a daughter." When the year comes, add a fat son."

Two sons and one daughter.

This was his original fate.

With his Wenqu and Wenchang destiny, he will definitely become a great writer. Such a being will be more or less favored by God. Therefore, the reason why those evil cultivators made a fuss about him may not be simple.

At this moment, Zhang Tianle seemed to have touched some nets.

It's just that these networks are still a little scattered.