I'm calling thunder with my bare hands, you make me believe in science

Friends in the live broadcast room:

【…】

After the water friends were silent for a moment, they broke out again.

[I say Master Zhang, I really don’t want you to do things like this. We just want to hear some special things, but you don’t even grant us our little wish. This is a bit too much. 】

Zhang Tianle raised his eyebrows: "Then I just said it? Everyone remember to pay attention to lightning protection!"

Zhang Tianle said, pointing in the direction where the woman just left: "The name of the woman who just left is Yichen, and her origin is from the prehistoric times..."

When Zhang Tianle said this, his voice was automatically silenced.

The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help but look out the window.

There were dark clouds outside their windows.

At this moment, the faces of these water friends changed on the spot.

They panicked.

【Fuck! I thought Master Zhang was joking with me, but I didn't expect that even if what Master Zhang said was silenced, this thunder would really strike down! 】

[Master Zhang, we were wrong, you should quickly collect your magical powers! We don't dare anymore! We are no longer skinny, really! 】

They really couldn't hold on when the tribulation thunder struck down. After all, not everyone had Zhang Tianle's golden light defense shield that could protect against these tribulation thunder.

【Grandmaster! Help us! We really don’t dare to be skinny anymore! 】

They really didn't expect Zhang Tianle to make such a move!

They are just a little skinny, but their sin does not lead to death!

But Zhang Tianle obviously wanted to take them all away in one fell swoop.

At this moment, all the water friends started to tremble.

【Master! I haven't been in love yet, and I still don't know the ups and downs of love. I don't want to die! Master, quickly collect your magical powers, I was wrong! Really wrong! 】

Friends in the live broadcast room were begging Zhang Tianle.

Zhang Tianle glanced at the barrage of friends in the live broadcast room.

"Are you still skinny?" Zhang Tianle looked at the water friends in the live broadcast room amusedly.

【No more skin! No more skinny! Master Zhang, please stop making trouble. How wrong we were! 】

They just admitted their mistake.

Zhang Tianle also stopped talking.

As Zhang Tianle stopped like this, all the water friends looked out the window and saw that the sky that was originally covered with dark clouds and thunder and lightning suddenly cleared up.

At this moment, everyone in the live broadcast room no longer dared to talk to Zhang Tianle.

Playing with others is just a joke at best, but with Zhang Tianle, it can be really fatal.

This joke is not funny at all.

Many water friends breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, they finally saw the horror of Zhang Tianle.

Zhang Tianle smiled at the water friends: "Okay, no more joking, let's invite our friends from Huangeyuan to come on the mic!"

【Bring it up! Hurry up and bring Yuanyou up! My dear friend, please save us! If you don't come, our lives will really be at risk. 】

They're not kidding.

They really felt that if no one came to attract Zhang Tianle's attention, Zhang Tianle might be thundered again as soon as he opened his mouth.

Others were joking, but what Zhang Tianle wanted here was his life!

At this moment, everyone was a little panicked.

In the expectant eyes of everyone, Huan Ge was invited up.

The person who appeared on Mai was a middle-aged man in his forties.

When the middle-aged man appeared, he scratched his head in distress and said to Zhang Tianle: "Master, there is no need to forget about my past. I just want to forget about it. When can I get married?"

This time, a normal person finally came to the live broadcast room, and the water friends in the live broadcast room finally became happy from the initial anxiety.

[Ahahaha, oh my god! Finally, we have a normal person. I am really afraid that a big change will happen so suddenly, and then we will have a heart attack again! 】

[I agree with you upstairs! 】

[Okay, don’t talk too much nonsense. Otherwise, if Master Zhang knows how much we talk, he might tell us some secrets that we shouldn’t listen to. 】

【Fork out! Get me out of the upstairs! It’s really a matter of not opening the pot and picking up the pot. Why do you do that? 】

Huan Ge didn't pay attention to the barrage. He was staring at Zhang Tianle with bright eyes at the moment.

I just hope Zhang Tianle can give him a perfect answer.

"Master! Do you know how miserable I have been over the years? I am really miserable! I..."

Before he could finish speaking, Zhang Tianle nodded: "I know! Do you want to know the causes and consequences of why you are in this situation?"

Zhang Tianle looked at him with a smile.

"Think! I really want to know! Master, please tell me!"

But before Zhang Tianle could finish speaking, a commotion broke out in the live broadcast room. 【Grandmaster! Don't bother me! 】

【No! Master! You know what it means to be crazy, but we don’t know! We still want to know first-hand, how can you directly say that you know? You should tell us what this melon is like, so that you can enjoy eating melons. If you have melons, you must know how to share them. 】

[Master, if you do this again, I will lose my fandom! 】

The water friends in the live broadcast room started to make a fuss.

"If you want to know my secrets, you don't need to tell me, I'll tell you!" Zilikai smiled bitterly at the camera: "I am forty-two years old this year. I have been married eight times!"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast room lit up.

And some male netizens' eyes were so jealous that they turned red.

【Family members! Who knows! This is my first time eating melon and my mood exploded! 】

【Eight times! He was married a total of eight times! Is this something that humans can do? No matter what, I am envious! I am so envious! 】

[I just want to ask all my male compatriots, who of you is not envious! 】

Everyone who was asked was silent.

They are indeed envious!

I was almost envious to the point of crying.

"Then I got divorced eight times. The most important thing is my family. Who among you understand? I was cheated on all eight times!"

As soon as Zilikai said these words, the eyes of the water friends in the live broadcast room brightened even more.

There is a feeling that I am about to eat melon.

[Brother, although what I say next is a bit hurtful, I still want to ask: Why did they leave you? Could it be...emmm...]

At this moment, the expressions of everyone holding mobile phones became strange.

"They all say that I am a good person, but I am not suitable for marriage!"

Zili Kai sighed when he said this.

All eight of his ex-wives gave him good guy cards.

Everyone said he was a good man.

But what he wants is not the good guy card. What he wants is a hot bed for his wife and children.

But now there is none of this.

They all decided to divorce him in the end, and soon fell into the arms of their new love and started a family with them.