I'm calling thunder with my bare hands, you make me believe in science

Before Miao Linzhu could speak, Miao Debiao raised his hand to stop Miao Linzhu: "Don't answer me in a hurry. Think carefully and calmly. What I want is an exact answer! Not You made decisions when you were irrational.”

Miao Linzhu was silent for a moment and looked at Miao Debiao: "Dad, I love him."

Miao Debiao was dumbfounded.

"No! Don't be confused, my daughter! You don't really like him, right? Don't scare daddy! Baby! What's so good about him is that he deserves your trust for life. You have to know that people will become bad when they have money. If you have a mistress outside, or even if you don’t have a mistress, you’ll still have sex with women. After all, there are too many flowers, flowers, and plants in the outside world, which will make people confused.”

When Miao Debiao was preaching that rich men are bad, he didn't notice that Miao Linzhu looked at him strangely: "Dad, you said that men are rich?"

Will it become bad? Can't stand the temptation? "

"That's inevitable! Don't look at this kid who looks like a human. Do you want to know how much his father is? How many mistresses and illegitimate children are there out there? Let me tell you, everyone has his father. There must be a son, and this kid will definitely be a playboy, and he is also a big playboy! So I advise you to think clearly."

Just as Miao Debiao continued to type, he heard Miao Linzhu ask quietly: "Dad, how many mistresses or mistresses do you have outside?"

Miao Debiao choked and rolled his eyes: "How could I have a mistress? In my heart, there is only one mother! I tell you, our family is full of love-struck people. That's why I'm afraid You were deceived by that brat."

"Dad, you said you love my mother, will you learn to cook for my mother? Will you make brown sugar and ginger soup for my mother when she feels uncomfortable? Or will you search for famous doctors just to solve her menstrual pain? problem?

Or at night, when my mother can’t sleep and is hungry, just to have a bite of hot and sour noodles, would she run across half the city without a rider, just to buy her a bite of the most authentic hot and sour noodles? Did you try your best to get the recipe afterwards just to make it for her when she needed it?

Or will you appear immediately when she is in danger, and will you also let people secretly protect her safety? Every time!

Can you do all this? dad! "

Miao Debiao was silenced by his daughter's words.

Can't do it!

It really can’t be done!

"So Dad, if a man can do this for me, even if he is really acting, I will admit it. And he has done more than that for me, so I love him."

Miao Debiao sighed.

very good!

Great!

The daughter he had raised for twenty-three years was really raped by a pig.

Still, he was fucked by his opponent's pig.

Just thinking about his opponent's smiling face made him unhappy.

Just then, the ambulance arrived.

"Is there anything else you need to calculate? If not, I will hang up the microphone."

Zhang Tianle's voice came from Maili.

"No more! Thank you Master Zhang." Miao Debiao shook his head.

Zhang Tianle also hung up the video connection.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was eating all they could and was very satisfied.

Zhang Tianle immediately contacted the next fortune teller on the line: "Now I would like to invite the next fortune teller: This winter is really cold."

Friends who just finished eating melon:

【quick! Bring up the next victim! 】

【Yeah! I just accidentally ate a bellyful of dog food, please quickly invite the victim and let us digest it properly. 】

After the video was connected, a thirty-eight-year-old middle-aged man appeared on the screen.

I saw that he lived in a very dilapidated mud brick house. He shrank his neck and rubbed his arms, and his opponent breathed a sigh of relief.

With a pale face, he raised his hand and said hello to Zhang Tianle after successfully winning the match: "Hello, Master Zhang! My name is Meng Deqi, and I just want you to help me calculate my marriage and see when I can get married. "

Meng Deqi smiled bitterly when he said this.

He has been married three times.

But all three times ended in vain.

To be precise, none of the three wives lasted three years.

Now he has three children at home, but no wife to keep him warm.

Zhang Tianle looked at him deeply, and then said calmly: "You live in the wrong place."

"Ah?" Meng Deqi was stunned for a moment: "I'm not the anchor. I want you to calculate when I will get married. It's not where I live. What does it have to do with where I live or whether I get married or not?"

Zhang Tianle chuckled softly: "It really does matter! Don't you think that since you and your second uncle changed houses, you have become more and more unhappy?"

As soon as Zhang Tianle said these words, the expression on Meng Deqi's face froze instantly.

He thought about it carefully.

The more he thought about it, the paler his face turned.

"Don't say it! Don't say it! Ever since I changed houses with my uncle, I have been in a really bad situation! My first wife, who is also the most virtuous and loving wife, lived in this house. He died within three months of the house, leaving behind a two-year-old child.

For the sake of my children, I got married again a year later, and then divorced within two years, and the other party gave me another child.

Three years later, I got married again and got divorced within a year.

And every time I go out to work, various accidents happen, which makes my work very unsatisfactory. I have basically made no money in the past ten years. When I lived in my old home, it was really smooth! Not to mention abundant wealth, at least life is safe and smooth. "

When Meng Deqi said this, he covered his face.

In the past few years, when he lived here, life was really hard!

Miserable.

and many more!

Thinking of this, he looked at Zhang Tianle: "So, Master Zhang, the reason why I live such a miserable life is because I live in the wrong place?"

"Otherwise? Think about the current situation of your second uncle's family. Then think about the situation of your second uncle's family before, and make a comparison yourself."

Zhang Tianle once again cited the simplest example.

Meng Deqi thought seriously.

His eyes widened for a moment.

"Fuck! I was tricked by him! I told you why he wanted to trade a big house for a small one with me! It turned out that he was waiting for me here!"

But when he thought about the contract he signed with his second uncle, his whole body felt like an eggplant beaten by frost and wilted.

"Anchor, I signed a contract with my second uncle, and it was signed at the village committee, so now I can't even exchange the house with him."

Meng Deqi wished he could punch his former self Bang Bang twice.

Let him owe it. At that time, he thought that his second uncle was stupid. After his second uncle said that he wanted to change houses with him, he immediately changed houses with his second uncle.

You must know that when Uncle Er’s house was being built with beams, many workers died.