I'm calling thunder with my bare hands, you make me believe in science

"Stop arguing. What happened to Fatty Tang? This will kill you all."

The friends on the hearse were a little panicked.

Guess it or not, I turned the phone screen to my friends and said, "Take a look!"

Everyone also saw Lao Liu’s circle of friends.

They looked at the coffin, then at the phone screen, then at Old Tang.

To be honest, they now want to faint like Lao Lin.

Old Tang handed Old Lin to his stunned friends, reached out and knocked on the coffin: "Idiot, don't pretend to be dead in there, otherwise I will really burn you into ashes."

He was really speechless.

Looking at this idiot's circle of friends, he has a meaning. The atmosphere has reached this point, and it is unreasonable for him to die, so he dies to celebrate for them.

He had never seen such a speechless person.

And this person is still his friend, which makes him look very low-class.

Inside lay Lao Liu, who was pretending to be dead: "???"

No!

He was planning to die and show it to his friends. Did this little fat guy know that he was pretending to be dead?

So, he died.

Fatty just shed a few crocodile tears for him?

Before waiting for a reaction from the man lying in the coffin, the little fat man opened the lid of the coffin.

I was scrolling through Xianyin with my phone on mute, watching the long-legged lady in Xianyin's live broadcast, crying and rolling her eyes at the old Liu who disliked fat people, and just looked at each other with guessing it. .

The friends in the live broadcast room also took photos of Lao Liu lying in the coffin because of the different shooting angles.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were still talking about:

【See the coffin and make a fortune! See the coffin and make a fortune! See the coffin and make a fortune! 】

When the coffin lid is opened.

After meeting with Lao Liu who was playing Xianyin.

They all turned into:

【Fuck! Are there such weird people in this world? 】

[How big his heart is, he has to be sent to the crematorium to be cremated, and he is still lying in the coffin playing fairy music. 】

【Nasty! Really numb! I thought the weird news I saw was weird enough, but the reality is often weirder than I thought! 】

While the water friends were talking about it, you guessed it, my fists hardened. I put my phone in my pocket, clenched my fists, and punched Old Liu hard in the face: "Damn it! You really Do you think this is funny? Damn it!"

Punch after punch hit Lao Liu's face.

Looking at that posture, it seemed that he wanted to send Lao Liu back to hell with a punch right on the spot.

The friends who were still watching in fear saw that they were really angry and quickly came up to hold him back.

And helped Lao Liu up from the coffin.

At this moment, these friends in the hearse were still in a state of confusion.

They knew that Fatty Tang had gone to Xianyin to have his fortune told, and then lifted the lid of Lao Liu's coffin.

But Lao Liu, who was originally diagnosed as dead by the doctor, was lying in the coffin playing fairy music.

There were too many things that happened today, which were a bit beyond what their brains could handle.

To sum it up in one sentence, it is outrageous!

"Wow..."

At the moment when Lao Liu was lifted up from the coffin, you can guess whether I burst into tears or not.

Crying so hard is called heartbreaking, and crying is heartbreaking.

It made everyone around him cry stupidly.

"Old Liu, you scared me to death! You really scared me to death!" You guessed it, I broke free from the shackles of my friends, hugged Old Liu tightly, and patted Old Liu hard with my fleshy palms. Liu was still crying loudly on his back.

You guessed it, I hugged her so hard that I almost strangled her to death, and I was slapped again. I almost couldn’t catch my breath and burped on the spot.

Friends around you heard Lao Liu coughing vigorously and stretching out his hand to show off in the air. They finally noticed that something was wrong. They stepped forward again and pulled the two people apart. This time, these friends even held you down forcefully. Let me guess or not.

They finally figured it out. As long as Old Liu stayed away from Fatty Tang now, that would be the greatest safety.

Otherwise, Lao Liu might be sent back to hell at any time by the excited Fatty Tang.

"Fat man, you go and say hello to the Xianyin anchor who tells you fortunes now." Seeing that the fat man was still moving, their friend immediately advised him: "You just put your phone in your pocket in the middle, which is a bit disrespectful. You want to Apologize properly to the anchor."

Guess it or not, my friend persuaded me. I originally wanted to give the frightened old Liu a loving hug for the rest of my life. Guess it, I stomped my foot: "Fuck! You!" If you don’t tell me, I almost forgot that I was even micing with the master! This is so inappropriate!”

Guess it or not, I quickly took out my mobile phone and bowed and apologized to Zhang Tianle who was drawing talisman: "Master! I was too excited just now, so I put the phone in my pocket. I really didn't think so much. Please don’t blame me!”

He is really panicked!

After all, the anchor he was following was no ordinary person. He was a ruthless person who could summon Lord Yama from the underworld just by shaking the token.

Zhang Tianle had just finished drawing a talisman and put the brush on the pen holder: "It's okay."

Zhang Tianle said and took out the token.

Seeing the dark token, you can guess whether I panic or not.

isn't it?

The anchor would really take out his token and shake the King of Yama because he disrespected him. Was he going to call the King of Yama to shake him?

Or are you saying that you want to take him away because you saw Lao Liu?

"Take this, your friend needs it." Zhang Tianle put the newly drawn charm on the token and threw it towards the mobile phone camera.

The next moment, the token was smashed on your head, guess what.

You guessed it, I touched the top of my head that was so painful from being hit, and also touched the token on top of my head.

"Master, what is the use of this token?"

In fact, what he wanted to say was: Master, you might as well call King Yama up and open a yin path for you, and you can come together.

Otherwise, he would be really panicked inside.

"coming."

Zhang Tianle looked in the direction of Lao Liu.

The hair on the fat man's body stood up.

What does the master mean by this?

what is coming?

Just when he was about to ask Zhang Tianle, the hearse suddenly stopped. What was even more frightening was that the next second, the back door of the hearse was blown away by a mysterious force with a "clang".

Friends who were still chatting with Old Liu who survived the disaster were so frightened by this sudden scene that they all looked out of the car.

Outside the car, the sky was originally sunny and cloudless, but it was replaced by dark clouds at some point.

it's dark.

The street lights also turned on.

As they looked over, the street lights began to go out from far to near.

This scene scared everyone and hugged each other tightly.

Guess it or not, I clenched the token given by Zhang Tianle in my hand, and then looked towards the live broadcast room.

When he saw that Zhang Tianle was still in the live broadcast room, he breathed a sigh of relief.