I'm calling thunder with my bare hands, you make me believe in science

It's really outrageous. His mother opened the door for Outrageous, and Outrageous has arrived home.

Just when Zhang Tianle put away the Haoran Ruler, the Red Lotus Fire of Karma and the Golden Light of Merit, Yan Yuyi's tender and excited voice came from the little policeman's cell phone: "Anchor, has the matter been resolved? If it has been resolved, please put me The account told me that I need to explain it to my girlfriend quickly!”

He was afraid that his girlfriend would be deleted by that idiot.

Now he hoped that the idiot who wanted to kill his daughter to have a son hadn't deleted the friends in his account.

Otherwise, he would really be tempted to buy a plane ticket, run to his city, and give him a couple of bucks.

While Yan Yuyi was complaining tenderly, the young police officer who was still on the line came over and handed the phone to Zhang Tianle: "Master, he is looking for you."

Zhang Tianle took the phone.

Yanyu also gave Zhang Tianle a thumbs up tenderly: "Boss, you are awesome!"

After praising Zhang Tianle, he looked at Zhang Tianle eagerly and rubbed his hands: "Hey, master, my account should be fine now, right?"

"It's okay." Zhang Tianle nodded.

"Does that mean I can get my account back? Master, can you help me figure out the password? That idiot refused to change my password." The smile on Yan Yuyi's tender face became a little brighter.

As long as he gets his account back this time, he can confess to his girlfriend and show up immediately.

He thought that his parents would definitely support his love.

What's wrong with him falling in love prematurely?

It’s much better than those old men in their thirties who don’t have a girlfriend now, right?

Friends in the live broadcast room:

[Brothers, this friend’s expression seems a bit mean! Ah, this little brat whose head has been blown away by the sour smell of love, why do I feel that he is so in need of taking care of me? 】

[With this contemptuous look, I feel like he is despising us in his mind. This is intolerable! Bros! 】

[The Internet exposed him! An underage boy dares to date online. If I knew who he was, I would definitely expose him to his parents! 】

At this moment, Yanyu Yirouqing, who had come back to her senses, saw the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, licked her lips, and giggled: "Water friends, you are right, I really despise you from the bottom of my heart, I'm not targeting any of you, I just want to say to every water friend online, especially those old men in their thirties who haven't been in love yet, you are all scum!"

As soon as the words came out.

Yanyu's tenderness directly pierced the hornet's nest.

Water friends are boiling.

[Ahhhhh...that's too much! It's too much! There is no way to fire a map cannon like this! I'm in my thirties and haven't fallen in love. Do you blame me? I just don’t have money, a car, or a house. I can’t support myself. How can I support my girlfriend? I just don’t want to drag my girlfriend down. What’s wrong with me? 】

[This brat is really too much! No, I want to take a screenshot and expose him on the Internet. I must find this brat, and then after I find him, give him a sap to let him feel the malice of this world. 】

[This ridicule is really unbearable! Just wait for me! 】

[To express everyone's calmness, I whispered a few words, cheap people will be rewarded. Have you forgotten that the master's live broadcast room is not simple? Do you really think that this matter can be solved so easily? How do I see it and why do I think there will be a follow-up? And he’s still a big melon? 】

Water friends in the live broadcast room: [……]

To be honest, they really hope to have a big melon.

It’s just that no matter how they look at it, they don’t think it looks like a big melon.

"I sent you the account password. You can change it yourself when the time comes." Zhang Tianle sent the account password to Yanyu Yirouqing using the police's mobile phone.

"Can I change my mobile phone number now?" Yan Yuyi looked at Zhang Tianle expectantly with tender eyes.

He had changed his password using his mobile phone number before and wanted to get his account back.

But every time I apply, it says that I can't connect to the server.

I'm so pissed!

He was really afraid that if he didn't reply to his girlfriend's messages in the game for so many days, his girlfriend would ignore him.

No matter what, this time, he will add his girlfriend's VX, then face to face with her and confess his love to her.

The more he thought about it, the more he wanted to change his password and contact his girlfriend immediately.

Seeing Yan Yuyi's tender and loving look, Zhang Tianle coughed: "Um, Yuanyou, with all due respect, you can't control your girlfriend in the game."

Yanyu also said tenderly: "???"

Online water friends: [! ! ! 】

【I smell the smell of big melon! 】

[So did the friend upstairs really predict something? 】

[I was irritated by this brat just now, but now I’m suddenly not angry anymore! 】

[The anchor said this, and I’m not sleepy anymore! 】

[The small bench has been moved, the melons are ready, waiting for the anchor! 】

Yanyu Yi swallowed softly. He had a bad premonition in his heart. His voice dropped eight degrees in an instant, and he asked Zhang Tianle cautiously: "Well, anchor, don't scare me. I'm not scared! By the way, that Is my partner a man with a voice changer? Or a male voice actor?"

This is already his biggest imagination.

This is also the most difficult point to accept.

Just think of the unshaven bearded man opposite, calling him brother in a lolita tone, and then buying him a skin, a wife in every mouth, a treasure in every mouth, and then the other person's roommate is still there holding back laughter.

When he thought of this scene, he couldn't bear it.

So now he hopes that Zhang Tianle will be merciful and leave him a way to survive.

"No! There is a woman opposite. But you still can't grasp it." Zhang Tianle shook his head.

When Yanyu Yirouqing heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief: "Hey! Then I'm relieved. Just tell me, anchor! Even if she looks ugly, it doesn't matter to me. I don't care about these. What I care about is her." People, as long as she’s not a boy.”

Yes!

As long as it's not a man, it doesn't matter to him.

Man, he really can't get into that mouth.

As long as she is a woman, no matter how beautiful or ugly she is.

It's not that important.

He can accept it.

Just thinking of that little loli, a brother in his mouth, made him feel numb all over.

"This is also the reason why you can't grasp it." Zhang Tianle glanced at him. Before he could finish speaking, he directly interrupted. This was not something to be happy about: "She is married. She is 20 years older than you. Years old, has two daughters, and is pregnant with another.”

Yanyu also said tenderly: "???"

Senseless!

He was so confused!

He could understand every word Zhang Tianle said, but when it was organized, he couldn't understand it.

Is the person Zhang Tianle is talking about the same person as the girlfriend he knows?

This is impossible!

This is absolutely impossible!