Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

Yan Bai was shocked by Tan Wusheng's sudden act, and his eyes widened.

He lowered his voice and asked in confusion: "Master, what do you mean by this?"

Tan Wusheng: "How could you go in with me if you didn't? Why are you still blushing? I just touched your butt, are you embarrassed?"

Yan Bai: "…………"

Listening to the teasing in Tan Wusheng's words, Yan Bai's face blushed a little more.

No, if you want to do this, just say so directly, and he will just hold Tan Wusheng's neck without any need for him to lift his butt.

Yan Bai seriously suspected that Tan Wusheng deliberately wanted to touch his butt, but he had no evidence.

"Next time something like this happens, Master can tell me directly, and I can stick my butt out and hang on Master just like I did in the forest before."

Tan silently lowered his head, his thin lips almost touching Yan Bai's ears, "How can you see Xiao Yanbai's blushing and embarrassed expression if you say it directly? How interesting."

Yan Bai: "…………"

At this moment, he seemed to see Bai Zhengyu.

It's just that when Tan Wusheng called him Xiaoyanbai, it sounded more seductive than when Bai Zhengyu called him.

Moreover, coming out of Bai Zhengyu's mouth only made people think it was a joke, but coming out of Tan Wusheng's mouth...it felt a little doting for some reason?

Yan Bai felt that he was really out of his mind.

System: "No, the host is not out of his mind, but in love."

Yan Bai: "...I fell into the river of Nima!"

System: "Although I am an electronic system without a mother, how can the host curse people? Am I not telling the truth?"

Yan Bai roared in his heart: "...No!!! You are not allowed to pry into my inner thoughts again!"

System: "There's no way to control this. Who allowed me to exist in the host's mind?"

Yan Bai: "......"

After Tan Wusheng carried Yan Bai into the house, he found that the little guy's cheeks were bulging, like a little hamster.

Eyes narrowed slightly, are you angry? Quite angry.

After Leng You noticed Tan Wusheng's hand on Yan Bai's butt, his expression changed and disappointment flashed in his eyes.

It would be nice if the person who likes Yan Bai is not Master.

But fortunately, the person who likes Yan Bai is his master, so he is convinced that he lost.

If it were anyone else, he would have fought for it no matter what.

...

After Tan Wusheng put Yan Bai on the ground, he asked directly: "Where is the entrance to the secret room?"

"Let me think about it..." The Lizard King showed a thoughtful expression.

Yan Bai: "You didn't forget, did you?"

Mo Rugui couldn't help but hold his forehead, "My biological father! You can forget this, so I told you not to be busy having fun every day. Think about it quickly! While the snake demon is not here, we took the magic weapon Just leave!”

Now that there was no one in the main room, Tan Wusheng stopped using the invisibility technique.

Yan Bai looked around curiously. The main house was either big or small. It was about three stories high.

There is an oversized jade bed on the first floor, which feels cool to the touch.

Yan Bai quickly retracted his hand, "I'm afraid this is not the bed for Xiao Longnu to sleep on, and it's not too cold either."

Tan Wusheng came over and heard this and snorted, "Dragon Girl? You really praise him, he is just a smelly long worm. Snakes are cold-blooded animals. They like cold and are afraid of heat. It is normal to sleep on such a jade bed. , I used to sleep on this bed when I practiced."

"The bed is still there. Do you want Yan Bai to lie down for a while?"

"No, no." Yan Bai quickly shook his head, "It's too cold, I'm afraid of the palace cold."

"Gong Han?" Tan Wusheng frowned, "Where did you, a man, get Gong Han?"

Yan Bai was surprised, "Master actually knows what Gong Han means?"

Tan Wusheng said expressionlessly: "I am a man, but I am not a fool."

"Hehe~" Yan Bai smiled and showed his pear dimples again, "Master, don't be angry, the disciple just asked casually, but since we are afraid of the heat at this time, why don't we just set a fire and burn him to death? Eat the snake meat directly.”

Tan Wusheng looked at him sideways with indifferent eyebrows, "Who said before that 'set the mountain on fire and sit in jail'?"

Yan Bai: "Can it be the same? This mountain is full of bad monsters. Burn them to death and pull them down!"

Tan Wusheng shook his head, rolled his eyes, and suddenly saw a book on the ground, so he picked it up and looked through it.

His expression immediately changed and he quickly closed the book.

This reaction aroused Yan Bai's curiosity. He leaned over and asked, "What book is it?"

Isn't it a pornographic book?

"It's not a book. It's not suitable for you to read. Don't ask." Tan Wusheng just wanted to destroy the book in his hand. He felt dirty and wanted to throw it out, but he was afraid that his little apprentice would see it.

Yan Bai became more and more curious, and kept pestering Tan Wusheng to see it, and even reached out to grab it.

Tan Wusheng straightened his arms and raised them up. He was tall and had long hands, and Yan Bai couldn't even reach him when he was jumping.

Those who are riding horses are so angry!

He looks so tall!

At this moment, the Lizard King suddenly slapped his head and said, "I remembered! The entrance to the secret room is behind the shelf in the corner over there!"

Tan Wusheng was distracted because of these words. He lowered his arm and Yan Bai successfully grabbed the book.

He quickly opened it and looked at it. At first glance, he thought he had seen it wrong, but then he looked at it twice and three times...

"Fuck! It's really a pornographic book!"

Tan frowned silently, "No swearing."

Seeing Yan Bai still staring at the book, he raised his eyebrows twice in surprise.

"You continue to read, don't feel ashamed."

"There's nothing to be ashamed of. At my age, it's time to read this kind of book out of curiosity."

Tan Wusheng showed disgust on his face, snatched the book from Yan Bai's hand, and then used his spiritual power to destroy the book until nothing was left.

"If there's anything good to see, don't look at this mess."

Yan Bai felt a little pity, "How can this be considered a mess? What a beautiful book."

Tan Wusheng said with a cold face: "Are you a pervert?"

Yan Bai blinked, "Didn't Master always call me a pervert before?"

Tan Wusheng: "......"

I haven't scolded you for so long that I kind of forgot about it.

"But the postures in those books are quite strange. They seem to be two men..."

two men?

Tan Wusheng's black eyes narrowed slightly, and he suddenly regretted destroying it too early.

"Master, junior brother."

Leng You saw Tan Wusheng and Yan Bai standing motionless on the bathing bed, so he quickly shouted twice and waved for them to come over.

The two walked over.

The Lizard King was about to turn the mechanism to open the entrance to the secret room when he suddenly heard voices coming from outside.

"Stinky snake demon, what exactly do you want to do?"

"What else can you do? The beauty is so beautiful, so of course I have to torture her. I like to see the beauty cry and beg for mercy, especially in bed."

Yan Bai's eyebrows immediately stood up, "Why does the other person's voice sound so much like Mr. Bai's to me?"

The Lizard King's expression changed, "That snake demon is back!"

Yan Bai was a little surprised, so the snake demon didn't fall in love with Luo Xiayi, the heroine who was called the most beautiful woman in the original book, but instead fell in love with Bai Zhengyu?

This snake is actually curved!