Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!
Chapter 91 You two bitches!
Yan Bai really didn't expect this lizard prince to be so ugly and scary.
He recognized his cowardice so quickly.
But...the lizard spirit and the prince? This is really the first time I've seen it.
In the past, when I watched TV series and read novels, it was always the Wolf King, the Tiger King, the Lion King, or the Monkey King.
The Lizard King is probably not here to make fun of him, and this prince is so useless.
Yan Bai looked at Tan Wusheng who was still holding the Lizard Prince's tongue, and asked sincerely: "Master, don't you feel disgusted? That's a tongue, maybe there's saliva and mucus on it..."
Before he finished speaking, Tan Wusheng's face darkened, and he immediately let go of his hand and threw the lizard away.
"Wow!"
The Lizard Prince screamed in fright, and then his body hit the tree, almost turning into a lizard piece.
He cursed in dissatisfaction, "If you let go, let go, why are you trying to throw His Highness away? Just throw it away, but with such force!"
Tan Wusheng looked down at his hands with a cold face. Although he couldn't see the mucus, he still felt that it was sticky, so he quickly used the cleaning technique.
But he still felt it was not enough, so he took out a pot of spring water from the Qiankun bag and poured it on his hands to wash.
"Master, isn't this too wasteful? In fact, I see that Master's hands are very clean and not dirty at all. There should be no mucus."
Yan Bai thinks that this clear spring water is very delicious, it has a sweet taste, and it can also refresh the mind.
"Shut up." Tan Wusheng couldn't hear the word "mucus" and glanced at him coldly, "Are you feeling sorry for this water? Is he more important than my hand? You little heartless person, if not For your sake, I will never touch this disgusting thing!"
When the Lizard Prince heard this, he immediately became unconvinced and said, "Who are you to say is disgusting! Your Highness is so handsome and handsome, how can you be disgusting!"
But no one paid him any attention.
Yan Bai silently shook his head at Tan, flattering him, "Then how can we compare them together? Master's hands are slender and white, as delicate as jade, and they can be used to make models! It's just a pot of water, just pour it out. Just finish it, I don’t have to drink it, I’m not greedy at all.”
As he said this, his eyes kept staring at the emerald green kettle in Tan Wusheng's hand.
This pot is so beautiful, like jade.
Tan Wusheng's eyebrows moved slightly, and he could tell that Yan Bai was feeling sorry for the clear spring water, so he couldn't help but said coldly: "Look at your potential, this water is not rare."
This clear spring water is salvaged from the spring pool behind Qingyi Hall. The reason why it tastes so good is because there is a very special piece of jade in this spring pool. The water soaked in it will be sweeter than other spring water.
In addition, Su Qingyi put powder made from grass jelly into it. Drinking it not only refreshes the mind, relaxes the muscles and bones, but also beautifies the face.
Yan Bai nodded silently and said to himself: "It's not rare, but it would be a pity to throw it away like this."
"Hey! Can any of you take care of me? Can you pull me down from this tree? You are too indifferent to His Highness! You two bitches!"
Yan Bai and Tan Wusheng finally turned their attention to the Lizard Prince.
"Who are you talking about? Can your mouth be a little cleaner?" Yan Bai said with his hands on his hips.
Lizard Prince: "Did I admit it wrong? In fact, you are a bitch?"
Yan Bai almost ran out of breath and vomited blood, "If those two red eyes of yours are useless, just dig them out and feed them to the dogs! Didn't you hear me call him master? We are master and disciple."
The lizard prince said "Oh", "That's the dog master and apprentice. Anyway, flirting is the right thing to do!"
Yan Bai: "…………"
Tan Wusheng originally had a cold face and wanted to teach this arrogant lizard a lesson, but after hearing the words 'flirting', he lost his temper inexplicably.
"What kind of lizard prince is such a waste?"
Yan Bai looked at the black lizard stuck to the tree and asked, "Aren't you the lizard prince? Why can't you get off by yourself? You are quite useless."
"What's wrong with the prince? Who stipulates that a prince can't be a loser!"
Yan Bai called him a good guy, this black lizard was so useless that he even scolded himself!
Tan Wusheng looked disgusted. He didn't want to touch this disgusting thing again.
Yan Bai also felt that the lizard was too ugly, let alone a monster. Even in the 21st century, when technology and civilization were developing together, he did not dare to touch the lizard with his bare hands!
He still prefers cute and fluffy animals like kittens, puppies, and rabbits.
Yan Bai had always stayed away from lizards, spiders, scorpions, and snakes.
"Are you mortals so cruel? You don't care about cute little animals at all!"
Yan Bai: "...You call this cute? What misunderstanding do you have about yourself?"
Lizard Prince: "What's not cute about me? I have such thick eyebrows, big eyes, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, and I'm so handsome..."
"None of your idioms are meant to express cuteness. Besides, you are such a dark lizard. Who can tell whether you are handsome or not?" Yan Bai interrupted him ruthlessly, then turned to Tan and said silently: "Master Sir, do you want to save him?"
"It's too ugly, I can't save it."
Tan Wusheng had an indifferent look on his face, he didn't want to touch this ugly thing, but his sharp eyes like knives kept staring at the black lizard.
Lizard Prince: "...His Highness is still here, can you please stop calling His Highness ugly in front of me!"
Tan Wusheng asked coldly: "Are you blood cloud lizards and ghost spiders working for that snake demon? Did you come to attack under his orders?"
The woods they were in now were not from Xuanji Mountain, but from another forest. It was a small peak, probably only a fraction of the size of Xuanji Mountain.
But being close together, this place is almost the territory of the snake demon.
Therefore, the appearance of the Demon Spider and the Blood Cloud Lizard is by no means an accident.
"Snake demon? Are you talking about the one named Yan Lei? Bah! Who was sent by him! Your Highness wants to peel off his snake skin!"
Yan Bai was a little surprised when he heard this, "Master, this lizard spirit seems to have a grudge against the snake demon! They don't seem to be in the same group."
Tan Wusheng narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at the Lizard Prince carefully.
"Can you please put my Highness down before we talk? This position of His Highness is very uncomfortable!"
"So why can't you come down?" Yan Bai was really curious about this.
"You will know if you come here and touch it with your hands! The mucus on this tree is very sticky. Once it gets stuck, it will be difficult to get off. Especially since your master strikes so hard, His Highness's entire body is stuck here. On the tree, I can’t even get down by myself!”
Yan Bai didn't believe it, so he actually walked over and touched it with his hand, and then... he almost couldn't take it off.
"Oh my god! It's so sticky!"
"As long as you rescue His Highness, His Highness will tell you everything about Xuanji Mountain!"
"Master, why don't you save him?" Yan Bai said kindly.
If we don't save this chapter, it will be over. It will be quite pitiful to hang on the tree forever.
Tan Wushen stretched out his right hand, exerting slight force on his five fingers, and invisible spiritual power condensed in his palm.
The lizard prince on the tree immediately felt a strong suction force, forcing his body to slowly separate from the tree.
It feels like peeling off a plaster from a wound, it hurts a little.
"Slow down, slow down, slow down..."
After the Lizard Prince said "slow down" three times, Tan Wusheng suddenly exerted force, and a kind of stinging pain came from the skin being torn.
"what------!"
The lizard's screams echoed through the sky.
Yan Bai subconsciously covered his ears. It hurt when he heard it. He felt sorry for the lizard spirit for a second.
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