Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

Who would not like a beautiful girl who is fragrant and soft, but like a man who is tough and has a bad temper?

With Tan Wusheng's strong aura and unpredictable personality, being with him will definitely be short-lived!

Although Tan Wusheng is currently kind and gentle to him, who can guarantee that he will not suddenly go crazy in the future?

Yan Bai couldn't help but tremble when he thought of how cruel Tan Wusheng had been to Bai Zhengyu before.

He can do anything to the bamboo horse he grew up with, let alone other people!

Therefore, even if you like men, you must not like Tan Wusheng!

At least you have to be someone who is gentle and considerate, handsome and rich, with a beautiful heart and a kind heart...

Wait... something is wrong, Yan Bai found that he had gone astray without knowing it.

He likes a woman, so why should he study what kind of man is most suitable to be with?

Gan!

The system that existed in Yan Bai's mind added with gloating: "I bet a pack of spicy strips that the host is not far away from bending."

Yan Bai: "Bah! I bet ten packs of spicy strips, I will never bend!"

System: "Let's wait and see~"

Yan Bai suddenly found that in addition to completing the task, he had another small task.

That means not letting yourself bend.

The most direct way is... to find yourself a female Taoist companion right now!

Hmm... Why do you feel that this task is much more difficult than 'bending'?

Looking around, there are only a few girls in the Tianxing Sect. There are only a few girls among hundreds of people, and all of them have quite strong personalities.

Such as Ye Congxue, such as Hall Master Su.

I heard that there seems to be a saint in Tianxing Sect, but she went to sea five years ago. According to the original plot, she seems to have appeared after Tan Wusheng fell in love with the heroine.

There is basically no role for her in the front.

But those who can be saints are generally not good at it, and a weakling like me will definitely not be able to stop yelling.

Yan Bai touched his chin, feeling that finding a wife would have to wait until he left the Tianxing Sect.

He likes to be petite and cute, lively and cute, with bright eyes and white teeth, red lips and white teeth, considerate... Forget it, let's not dream about it.

Let's be realistic, how could such an outstanding girl like him?

When Yan Bai returned to Wuyou Peak with the skin coagulation cream, he unexpectedly saw Leng Zuo.

On weekdays, Leng You comes here to report things, but Leng Zuo is rarely seen.

"Senior Brother Zuo, why are you here? Do you have anything to do with Master?" Yan Bai greeted obediently.

Leng Zuo saw Yan Bai, nodded slightly, and said concisely: "Well, something's up."

Yan Bai asked curiously: "What's going on? Can you reveal a little bit first?"

Leng Zuo: "No."

Yan Bai looked disappointed, "Oh... okay."

Leng Zuo: "Yeah."

Yan Bai: "…………"

It felt like after chatting with Leng Zuo for a few words, I almost became introverted.

He knew that talkativeness was contagious, but he never thought that talking too little could be contagious!

Tan Wusheng spent most of his time in the study, and Yan Bai and Leng Zuo saw him after they came here.

"Master."

The two bowed at the same time.

Tan Wusheng's always indifferent gaze swept across the two people's faces, and then fell on Yan Bai's face.

"Where have you been so early in the morning? You don't show up at the stipulated time, you don't have any sense of time..."

Yan Bai found that the last two sentences sounded a bit rhyming, and he almost stopped singing.

"Have you turned a deaf ear to what I said? No one has ever dared to be late in front of me!"

"Master, don't be angry! I just went to Qingyi Hall to get some skin cream. I want my skin to be better."

Yan Bai quickly walked up to Tan Wusheng with small steps and wanted to pinch his shoulders to admit his mistake, but found that the other person was too tall and he had to stand on tiptoes to barely reach his shoulders.

Height is really a fatal flaw. It’s so embarrassing. I really want to wear height-increasing insoles!

Leng Zuo looked at his junior brother standing on tiptoes, and the corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he couldn't help but want to laugh, but his face had been paralyzed for a long time, so he couldn't smile very well.

No wonder these days, Ah You is always saying "Yanbai" to the left and "Yanbai to the right", saying what he says every day that his little junior brother is so cute and so interesting.

Like a young man in love.

However, judging from the interaction between the younger brother and the master, Ah You's 'love' is probably going to end in vain.

If you steal someone from Master, you will never be able to steal him in the next life.

(Leng You: Ah sneeze! Ah sneeze! Ah sneeze!)

Tan Wusheng looked at Yan Bai's face, which was much fairer and fairer than before becoming a disciple. He raised his eyebrows a little and stretched out his fingers to lightly touch it.

"It's already so smooth and smooth, how much better do you want your skin to be? What do you want to do to keep yourself so thin and tender?"

"Uh..." Yan Bai blinked and said tentatively: "Want... to find a good Taoist companion?"

"Taoist companion?" Tan Wusheng's eyes immediately narrowed, and he looked at Yanbai with a cold gaze, "You are so young that you start thinking about finding a Taoist companion! You have just stepped into the gate of cultivating immortality with one foot, and the other foot While you are still lingering outside the door, you start to fantasize about these unrealistic things. I think you should stop practicing and go directly down the mountain to marry a wife. It is better to have a wife and children walking on the hot bed than to practice hard here."

"But I see how frail you look, and I guess no girl can take notice of you. Anyone who wants a son-in-law must be strong."

Yan Bai: "…………"

Tan Wusheng's words were really heartbreaking.

What did he do wrong? He just said he wanted to find a Taoist companion!

It can’t be that you don’t want to find a partner, so you don’t allow people around you to find one, right?

It seems that except for the four elders in Tianxing Sect, everyone else is single.

Tan Wusheng's character... I really admire Bai Zhengyu who can be friends with him!

"...Master, don't get excited. I'm just thinking about it. I'm not really looking for it. I know that the most important thing right now is to practice well, learn to draw talismans well, become a professional talisman cultivator with super spiritual power, and be a good supporter of Master!" "

"Excited? Are you excited?"

Yan Bai looked at Tan Wusheng's oppressive eyes and shook his head quickly, "No, no! Master is not excited at all, Master is calm!"

"...Master, I have something to report to you." Leng Zuo opened his mouth and finally managed to get a word in.

It felt like when Master and Junior Brother were talking just now, the atmosphere... others couldn't get into it at all.

Tan Wusheng finally remembered that there was a living person in the study. He glanced at Yan Bai coldly and then looked at Leng Zuo.

"What's the matter?"

Leng Zuo: "Moluotian sent a message, saying that he would invite Master to Yuemanlou... for tea."

"?" Tan Wusheng frowned and his face turned cold, "Is he mentally ill? What kind of tea should he have? He also went to Yuemanlou to have tea. He thinks everyone is as lustful as him!"

"What kind of building is Yue Man Building?" Yan Bai asked curiously, sounding quite elegant.

Leng Zuo: "It's similar to a brothel, but more elegant than ordinary brothels."

Yan Bai's mouth immediately opened into an O-shape, "It turns out to be a brothel! Why did Moluotian invite the master to the brothel for tea? Could it be that he wanted to do something in the tea to stun the master, and then do something inappropriate? ? Want to cook raw rice into rice, so Master will have to obey? "

Leng Zuo: “…………”

Junior brother, you really dare to say that!