Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

As soon as Tan Wusheng finished speaking, Yan Bai and Leng You immediately looked at him with extremely horrified expressions, even wondering if there was something wrong with their ears.

What did Master just say?

"What? Didn't you hear clearly?"

When Tan Wusheng saw Yan Bai looking at him blankly, he stretched out his right hand. The slender, white fingers with clear joints gently pinched Yan Bai's chin, and with just a little force, he could create a red mark.

When Leng You saw this, he wanted to tell the master to be gentler. The little junior brother's skin was delicate, but when the words came to his lips, he caught a glimpse of the master's indifferent eyes and swallowed them.

"Since you didn't hear clearly, I'll just say one more thing..."

"Hear it clearly, hear it clearly, I heard it clearly!" Yan Bai quickly nodded and replied. He wanted to save his chin, but Tan Wusheng was very strong, and it was only two fingers that could control him. , the whole body could not move, "Master, are you kidding me? I am your disciple, how can I sacrifice my life..."

"Why can't you sacrifice your life? There is no precedent for a master and a disciple to become Taoist couples. Don't you admire me very much? Don't you want to find a master wife for yourself very enthusiastically? Don't you want to know what kind of person I like? Really? I like you, the type who is fair and tender, with red lips and white teeth. Instead of looking for someone outside, you might as well become your own mistress and save yourself a lot of effort. Why not get the best of both worlds?"

It was rare for Tan Wusheng to say so many words in one breath, and they were all good things, but his voice was very indifferent, and there was no warmth in his eyes.

The strong air pressure emanating from the whole body did not restrain at all, and Yan Bai felt that the temperature of the entire room dropped by more than ten degrees, like falling into an ice cellar.

Leng You said cautiously: "Master, is this not good? After all, my junior brother has just joined the school and is young..."

Tan Wusheng said sternly: "Do you have any right to speak here? Disappear now, immediately, immediately!"

Leng You opened his mouth, but hesitated. Just as he was about to say something, Yan Bai suddenly waved his little hands to him twice, as if to signal him to leave.

but……

Yan Bai tried his best to open his eyes wide - I'm fine! Senior brother, you go first!

"How dare you ignore me." Tan Wusheng suddenly exerted force on his hand.

Yan Bai immediately hissed and squeezed out tears from his eyes, "Master, it hurts, please be gentle..."

Leng You felt that being here would only make the master attack his junior brother more severely, so he said, "Disciple, please leave" and left first.

But he didn't go far, just like Tan Wusheng before, he stayed outside the house and wanted to eavesdrop.

Afraid of being discovered, he deliberately hid his aura, but he didn't dare to get too close, after all, the master was very powerful.

inside the house.

Tan Wusheng lowered his eyes and looked at Yan Bai's beautiful eyes filled with moisture. His hands were a little looser, but his eyes were still sharp.

Let Yan Bai not dare to relax.

He quickly asked the system for help: "123! Give me a trick! How can I get out of this situation?"

The system thought for a while, "Being like a coquettish person? Acting cute?"

Yan Bai thought about it for a moment, and found that Tan Wusheng seemed to like this.

So he immediately looked at Tan Wusheng with watery eyes and said in a soft voice: "Master, please stop joking. I know that I am average-looking and have no spiritual roots or qualifications. Not to mention that I am not suitable for cultivating immortals. Among mortals, they are the most common and worst kind. How can a disciple be worthy of a master?"

"Moreover, this disciple only admires the master, but has no love for him! A divine figure like the master must be worthy of the most beautiful person in the world!"

"Beauty?" Tan Wusheng shook Yanbai's chin from side to side twice and said, "Although your face is indeed not a stunning beauty, you are pleasing to look at and make people feel comfortable. It would be nice to keep you by your side to warm your bed. of."

"No, no, no! I can't warm the bed!" Yan Bai shook his head crazily, "I kick the quilt when I sleep, grind my teeth, and talk in my sleep. Oh, by the way, I also like to fart, the really smelly kind!"

Tan Wusheng frowned. Just hearing the word "stinky fart" made him feel stinky. He looked at Yan Bai's eyes with disgust.

"Why do you have so many bad habits?"

"I don't know either. This problem is something I was born with. Maybe it's because my father and brothers don't like me. So in order not to intimidate Master, I can't warm Master's bed."

Yan Bai sniffed as he spoke, showing an expression of reluctant rejection.

"But if Master feels lonely and cold at night and really wants to choose an apprentice to warm the bed, I think... Senior Brother Right is pretty good. He is handsome and sweet-tongued, so he will definitely be able to do the job!"

Leng You, who was eavesdropping outside: "...???"

Leng You felt that his sincerity was wrong. Fortunately, he was worried that his junior brother would be bullied, so he stayed here to eavesdrop, and was able to show up in time to save people at the critical moment.

As a result, I heard this.

Yan Bai, you are really my good junior brother!

After hearing Leng You's name, Tan Wusheng's expression became even more disgusting.

If Leng You warms the bed... Just thinking about it makes me think that I will have a nightmare, which is worse than farting.

Tan Wusheng's face was gloomy and his voice was as cold as ice: "You are so brave, how dare you tease me!"

"Ah! I was wrong, I was wrong. Master, please spare my life! I definitely didn't want to tease Master, I was really thinking about Master." Yan Bai quickly begged for mercy, his chin was still pinched by Tan Wusheng, he just Neng reached out and grabbed the other person's clothes, shook it slightly, and said: "Master, are you angry? Don't be angry. My senior brother and I didn't deliberately lie about you behind your back, we were just chatting casually while eating. Just two sentences."

"Whatever?" Tan Wusheng sneered, and gently rubbed Yan Bai's chin twice with his warm fingertips. Then his body suddenly leaned forward and his head slowly lowered.

The distance between the two gradually narrowed.

Yan Bai's heart was beating fast again, and as Tan Wushenglian got closer, he slowly bent down, holding on to the table behind him with both hands to prevent him from falling.

"Master... you are too close! There are vegetables on the table and your clothes are going to be stained!"

Hearing this, Tan Wusheng paused, but he did not stand up straight, he just maintained this posture.

He glanced at the curvature of Yan Bai's waist. He saw that the little thing's waist was quite soft.

Yan Bai pouted, seeing that Tan Wusheng had no intention of standing back, so he could only continue to support his body with his hands and two thin arms.

He seriously doubted that if there were no food on the table, Tan Wusheng would definitely push himself onto the table.

Come to a table.

What does Tan Wu Sheng mean? All of a sudden!

This love comes so fast, like a tornado.

Yan Bai was not so stupid and sweet as to really think that Tan Wusheng liked him. He was probably angry, so he deliberately played tricks on her.

Tan Wusheng said in a deep voice: "I heard you clearly. It was you who took the initiative to ask Leng You. Seeing how much you care about me, I thought you could really sacrifice your life for me, but I didn't expect it to be nothing more than this."

After saying that, he suddenly let go of his hand, stood up straight and vigorously flicked his sleeves.

Yan Bai quickly stood up straight and rubbed his waist, then showed an extremely well-behaved smile and asked softly:

"Master, are you not angry anymore? And what you just said about asking disciples to sacrifice their lives... was probably just a joke, right?"

He doesn’t want to be anal!