Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

Tan Wushen frowned, "Wanjuanshu! What are you thinking in your old man's mind? Why are you as dirty as those young people?"

Wanjuanshu looked quite innocent. He touched his white beard and said with a smile: "Look at what the sect master said, why am I so dirty? There were only the sect master and little brother Yanbai in this bookstore, and then this row The bookshelf has collapsed, so I must suspect that the sect master did it. After all, this little Yanbai is also young, beautiful, and tender-skinned. If the sect master wants to eat some tender grass on a whim..."

"Wanjuanshu! Don't be disrespectful just because you are old! Do you really think that I don't dare to do something to you?" Tan Wusheng interrupted Wanjuanshu with a dark face, his voice was as cold as tempered. Like ice, "Also, who do you think is old and eats young grass? Am I old? Why am I so handsome and unrestrained?"

Yan Bai nodded in agreement, "Yes, Master is so handsome, tall, and mighty. He is not old at all. He is as young as a strong young man in his early twenties! How can Mr. Wan say that Master is an old man eating young grass? What? This is wrong!"

The system said that this Wanjuan Book was the only one in the entire Five Elements Sect that was not afraid of Tan Wusheng. He didn't believe it at first, but now he believes it.

How dare you say that Tan Wusheng is an old cow eating young grass... Hey, wait a minute.

"You said that Master is an old cow eating young grass. Master is an old cow. Who is that young grass?" Yan Bai's head tilted slightly, with a bit of stupidity in his clear big eyes.

The system couldn't stand it anymore: "...Host, are you stupid? There are only three people here, who do you think this young grass can be?"

Yan Bai: "...Get out! You are stupid!"

Wanjuanshu couldn't help but laugh twice, and patted Yanbai's thin little shoulder hard twice.

"You little guy is quite interesting. It's a pity that you became the apprentice of this bad-tempered and boring Bingcube. Why don't you just stay in this bookstore and be my apprentice from now on."

Tan Wusheng's face was grave, this old guy definitely did it on purpose!

"Hiss—" Yan Bai was slapped and his shoulder hurt. This old man looked so old, but he was quite strong, and he actually wanted to recruit him as his apprentice.

He actually thought that this old man must be better at strategy than Tan Wusheng, but the key was that a broken system disagreed.

Yan Bai could only reluctantly refuse, "No, I can't be Mr. Wan Lao's apprentice!"

Wanjuanshu asked: "Why?"

Yan Bai: "Sir, you are too old. I like young people."

Wanjuanshu: "…………"

Why does this sound like you are looking for a Taoist companion, and you have to be young to find a master?

Tan Wusheng took a deep breath and said coldly: "What nonsense, old man, hurry up and take out Fu Xiu's book."

If he stays here any longer, not only will his apprentice be taken away, but his old face will also be lost.

No, it’s a handsome face.

This little thing talks so freely.

"Tell me about you. You are still so bad after so many years. How will you find a wife in the future? Are you going to be alone all your life?"

Wanjuan Shu was read in pieces like an old father, and as he was reading, two books appeared in his hands.

"Here you go, two volumes!"

Wanjuanshu's tone was serious, but the movement of putting the book into Yanbai's hand was very gentle, which showed that the words were directed at Tan Wusheng.

Yan Bai looked at the complete collection of spells written on the cover of the book, raised his head and asked seriously:

"Since Mr. Wan can take out the book directly, why did Master ask me to climb the bookshelf just now?"

Isn't that unnecessary? He almost fell off the bookshelf and was almost hit by the bookshelf.

The soul will be scared away!

"How can I train you otherwise? As the saying goes, a strict teacher makes a good disciple."

Tan Wusheng's words were as biting to Yan Bai's bones as the cold wind in the late winter months, and his teeth were almost grinding together.

But there was still a smile on his face.

"It turns out this is Master's good intention! I have learned the lesson, and I will definitely practice more diligently in the future! I will strive to become a professional talisman cultivator as soon as possible, and be Master's strongest backing, so that Master will have no worries!"

The corner of Tan Wusheng's mouth twitched twice, the flattery was really loud.

Wan Juanshu opened his old eyes wide and stared at Yan Bai's palm-sized face for a moment, and then reached out to touch his forehead. It was not hot or feverish.

He turned to look at Tan Wusheng and said in surprise: "Sect Master, what kind of soul soup did you give this child? His flattery is even more devilish than Leng You's. Are you threatening him with a sword?"

Tan Wusheng squinted his eyes and threw the knife at Wanjuanshu with cold eyes.

"Do you need to force this kind of thing? This is called your charisma!"

"Shine?" Yan Bai answered subconsciously.

Tan Wusheng and Wanjuanshu looked at him at the same time.

Wan Juanshu slowly touched his beard and confirmed that there was something wrong with this child.

But this is not surprising. Compared with the admirers of the sect leader, this person is already emotionally stable.

"gone."

Tan Wusheng walked out of the study room with his hands behind his back, and Yan Bai quickly chased him out holding the book.

"Master, Master!"

Yan Bai heard Leng You's voice as soon as he left the room. He looked up and saw Leng You coming over with a swollen pig face.

"Senior Brother Right, your face..."

"Oh my God! Leng You, did you get stung by a wasp on your face? I'm scared to death."

Tan frowned silently, "What's wrong with your face? Don't come out and wander around until the swelling subsides. It's really scary."

Leng You: "...Don't be ridiculous, Master, you can tear up evil spirits with your bare hands, and you can still be scared by my pig face."

Yan Bai: Good guy! He said he had a pig face! Then I have to say it, but you can’t blame me~

"Senior Brother, what's the matter with your pig face? Could it be that you were beaten by Senior Brother and the others? Isn't this too cruel? You used to have such a handsome face, but now..."

"Junior brother! What you said has gone deep into my heart!" Leng You wailed, hugged Yan Bai and complained, "They are so heartless and have no humanity at all! Just look at my face. , Everyone I met when I went out today screamed when they saw me, and then ran away in fear. I used to be so popular with everyone, but now...Senior brother, I am really heartbroken!"

"You said they just beat me, but they also used medicine! Third senior brother is a swordsman and medicine practitioner, and junior sister Cong Xue is a sword and elixir practitioner. One of them gave me medicine, and the other gave me pills! That's how I became With this pig-like appearance, the most outrageous thing is that they don’t let me take the antidote, saying that I must bear this face until the end of the month. It’s only the third day of the Lunar New Year! There are still twenty-seven days before the end of the month. How can this make me Live! It’s so heartbreaking!”

"...Senior brother, I know you are very excited now, but please don't get excited first. Calm down before you get excited! Although you are miserable and I sympathize with you, you are hugging me too hard. If you continue like this, I will be killed. You were strangled to death!”

Yan Bai's face turned red and he almost couldn't breathe.

Tan Wusheng's handsome face suddenly turned dark. He grabbed Leng You's back collar, pulled him away from Yan Bai, and threw him to the side.

"Just talk and don't touch me. How is it appropriate to hug me?"

"I'm sorry, Master, I was wrong!" Leng You immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake after standing up, "I will definitely pay attention next time!"

After saying that, he whispered in a low voice: "Master, what's going on today? I usually don't see Master being so fierce when hugging other disciples. Is there something special about this little junior brother? Could it be that...Master finally managed to hold on?" You can’t stand my little junior brother’s pestering, are you having sex?”

Tan Wusheng suddenly felt that his nose was itchy.