Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!

"Don't thank me so early. I am not a kind person." Tan Wusheng's eyes became sharp and his voice was low and cold: "No matter how powerful I am, you must have a skill. My disciple cannot be A vase with nothing but a face.”

Yan Bai touched his face and said with bright eyes, "Master, are you praising your disciple for his good looks?"

System: "The host is really narcissistic."

Yan Bai: "Bah, I am confident!"

Tan Wusheng glanced at him sideways, with a hint of disgust in his words, "You are quite good at grasping the key points, but excessive narcissism is a disease."

Yan Bai: "Master, this is not called excessive narcissism, but enough self-confidence! Only when people have self-confidence can they shine. Just like you and this broken ball said that my spiritual roots are poor, what's wrong with the difference? As long as I have enough With confidence, I will definitely be able to change my life against the odds!"

The words were said beautifully, but Tan Wusheng had no confidence in Yan Bai at all.

He looked like a weakling, and he suddenly regretted that he had impulsively agreed to accept him as his disciple.

Is it too late to expel people from the school now?

"Who are you talking about breaking the ball? You are the breaking ball, and your whole family is breaking the ball!" Liu Guang said angrily.

"You are Master's ball, I am Master's disciple, and both of us are Master's family members. If you call my whole family a broken ball, that is equivalent to calling yourself a broken ball, and it is also equivalent to calling yourself a broken ball. You are so brave to call Master a loser!"

Liu Guang: "I..."

what to do? I can't refute it. What this guy said makes sense!

The master won't be angry, right?

Little Liuli Qiu suddenly became trembling. The master has a bad temper. What if he gets angry and crushes himself?

"If you make any more noise, I will throw you all out." Tan Wusheng looked impatient.

The glass ball flashed twice without saying any more nonsense.

Yan Bai picked at his fingers and looked at Tan Wusheng with a slightly guilty expression.

Tan Wusheng frowned, "Do you have any other specialties? Alchemy repair, talisman repair, medicine repair, these are all auxiliary categories, you can choose any one."

"Specialty? Does being an actor count?"

"What kind of spirit?" Tan Wusheng frowned slightly and asked doubtfully: "I have heard of many fairies, but this is the first time I have heard of them. Is it a new breed of fairies?"

"Uh...this...that's right! It's a new breed of goblins!" Yan Baili made it up without any confidence, "I actually have other specialties. I'm pretty good at painting. I once competed in a competition. I won first place in the competition!"

"Painting?" Tan Wusheng thought for a moment and said, "Since you can draw, let's go to Fu Xiu and come with me."

Tan Wusheng put away the glass ball and walked directly out. Yan Bai quickly followed.

"Master, Master! Slow down, my short legs are not as good as your long legs! Besides, I can't fly now!"

Hearing this, Tan Wusheng immediately stopped. Unprepared, Yan Bai hit his back directly, and the hard backbone hurt his forehead.

"Well...Master, your back is so hard!"

Tan Wusheng turned around and saw Yan Bai rubbing his red forehead, curling his lips in aggrieved tone.

"You are really weak. I hope that my lifetime of wisdom will not be ruined by you."

"Hehe, definitely not." Yan Bai raised his head, and the sunlight shone into his bright eyes, shining with tiny light, "I will definitely work hard to make Master look good in the future!"

Tan Wusheng's eyes narrowed slightly, "I hope so, you wait here for me."

After saying that, without waiting for Yan Bai to speak, he turned around and returned the way he came.

Yan Bai looked puzzled, "What is he going to do?"

System: "It's hard to guess a man's mind. You can't figure it out even after guessing."

"???" Yan Bai: "Are you sick?"

"You said I am sick?"

As soon as Tan Wusheng came back, he heard Yan Bai scolding people. There was no third living person here. Besides scolding himself, he couldn't think of anyone else.

"If you continue to speak freely, be careful that I will make your secret known to the public now."

Tan was silent and cold, and his face was as gloomy as water.

"No, no! I definitely didn't scold Master! Master, have you forgotten that I am a drama queen? Actually, drama queen means that one person can act, so I was just scolding my other self."

Yan Bai's face was not red and he was talking nonsense. At the same time, he was scolding himself for being stupid. He had been talking to the system in his head before, so why did he suddenly say it with his mouth?

Tan Wusheng stared at Yan Bai silently for a long time, not sure if he believed what he said.

"Master, did you forget to take something when you went back just now?" Yan Bai asked timidly and cautiously.

"Didn't you say you can't fly? With your short legs, you won't be able to walk in Tianxing Sect even if you break your legs due to fatigue. I will give you a flying magic weapon, the White Jade Ark."

Tan Wusheng said as he took out the ark and told Yan Bai the spell to control it.

"From now on, you can use it for transportation. It is easier to control than a sword."

"Wow!" Yan Bai looked at the ark in front of him in amazement. The ark he saw before was like a small wooden boat, very ordinary.

But the ark sent by Tan Wusheng was truly worthy of its name, as beautiful and transparent as white jade.

"Master, are you really willing to give such a beautiful ark to your disciples? Wouldn't it be a bit too much of a waste?"

Tan silently sneered, "You also know how to abuse it, so practice it well. With your current mortal body, even if you want to abuse it, you have no chance. At least you have to enter the Qi training period."

"...I work hard." Yan Bai was not confident enough.

"Let's go, I will take you to a place."

Tan Wusheng led Yan Bai onto the white jade ark and demonstrated it for him personally. The ark immediately started to move under his feet.

"Wow!" Yan Bai didn't stand still and threw himself directly on Tan Wusheng's body. He hugged his waist tightly with his hands, a look of shock on his face, "Master, you are too fast! Can you go slower next time?"

He now knows who Leng You is following.

too fast?

Tan Wushen twitched the corner of his mouth, these words are really easy to make people think wrong.

"It's not that I am fast, it's that you are too weak."

"It's human nature for disciples to be weak. After all, they have just become a disciple. From now on, they will have to rely on the master. As long as the master teaches well, the disciple will definitely become a talent!"

"What you mean by this is that if you can't become a talented person, then it's because I didn't teach you well? You're still relying on me."

"Don't dare, I'm just a bit talkative. I must work hard to cultivate and strive to live up to Master's expectations!"

Tan Wusheng said nothing, but the corners of his always cold lips slightly raised.

This little thing is still interesting. Although he is as afraid of himself as Leng You and others, he is more shameless than them and is willing to get closer to him.

It seems that the days from now on will not be boring.

In the Xingtian Pavilion, which was at the highest position, Bai Zhengyu looked at the white jade ark flying by and raised his eyebrows in surprise.

"You're really too honest to speak out. I'm not very considerate of you. I'm using Ark."

The Ark is as fast as the Yujian, but the Ark is more stable and can carry people standing or sitting, making it suitable for ordinary people like Yan Bai.

"Old Tan, I look forward to the moment when you slap me in the face. When you and this little Yanbai become Taoist couples, don't forget to treat me to a wedding banquet."

As soon as the Ark landed, Tan Wusheng heard this sentence in his ears.

It was Bai Zhengyu's spiritual consciousness.

Tan Wusheng's face suddenly darkened, and he simply replied with one word: "Get out!"