Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!
Chapter 117 Eat chicken butt to make up for your butt
He said he was going back to Tianxing Sect, but he didn't go back directly.
The spaceship they came with was put away and replaced by horses.
This way you can play while walking.
Yan Bai was very excited to ride a horse for the first time. He always imagined that he was holding the horse and running handsomely on the endless prairie, or running on the official road, running on...
But imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel.
But since I had never ridden a horse before, I only rode for half a day when I felt the soft flesh on my inner thighs being rubbed raw and painful.
The palms of the hands holding the horse's rope were also rubbed red.
He had no choice but to abandon his carefully selected BMW and sit in Tan Wusheng's arms.
Bai Zhengyu raised the corners of his lips and said jokingly: "Xiao Yanbai's skin is really delicate. It only hurts after riding for half a day. It's really a bargain for Lao Tan."
Tan Wusheng looked at him indifferently, "What? Are you envious? Just go to that person if you are envious."
After saying that, he put his arms around Yan Bai's slender waist. No one was holding the reins of the horse, and it still walked slowly and leisurely.
"Then who is who?" Yan Bai tried his best to ignore the hands on his waist and the hot body temperature behind him.
Tan Wusheng obviously had a cold constitution, so why was his body temperature so high every time he hugged her?
"Yes, who is that?" Leng You also asked, "I seem to hear Master talking about that person every time, but I have never seen that person, and I don't know that person's name."
Qin Yu: "Indeed, I have been in the master's school for so long, and I don't even know what the name of 'that person' is."
Yan Bai opened his eyes wide, "So mysterious?"
"Do you know the system? Could it be that she is Bai Zhengyu's official spouse? Is she a man or a woman? It feels like a man."
System: "Hen, it's not written in the script."
Yan Bai: "What's the use of your broken system? I don't know this or that. What on earth do you know!"
System: "It's enough that I know that you and Tan Wusheng will be very sexually happy every day after being together."
Yan Bai: "......"
Nima.
"Then who is..."
Tan Wusheng spoke slowly, but was interrupted by Bai Zhengyu just halfway through.
"'That's no one'!" Bai Zhengyu narrowed his eyes and glared at Tan Wusheng, "If you dare to tell me, I will break off our relationship with you!"
Tan Wusheng didn't care at all, just looking down at his little apprentice's furry head, his deep black eyes contained a tenderness that he didn't realize he had.
"If we break off our relationship, we'll break off our relationship. You used to say that I would be a loner after we broke off our relationship, but I'm not that anymore."
Yan Bai blinked twice quickly, what did Tan Wusheng mean?
System: "The host is really a little fool. He doesn't understand such a simple truth. It means that now that he has you, he is no longer alone."
Yan Bai: "...Don't think that if you call me little idiot in such a doting tone, I won't be angry!"
Disgusting system! Tan Wusheng definitely didn't mean this!
Yan Bai just thought this in his heart, and his pupils shrank in the next second.
Because after Tan Wusheng said those words, he pinched the soft flesh on his waist.
This man is really...very bad!
"Oh...I understand." Bai Zhengyu looked at Yanbai in Tan Wusheng's arms and said in a very resentful tone: "When you have a new love, you forget about the old love. When you have Xiao Yanbai, you forget about Bai Zhengyu. Okay, okay, you It’s really good, now you only hear new people laughing, how can you see me, an old person crying!”
Ye Congxue: "Oh, Mr. Bai is jealous."
Yan Bai couldn't help but blurted out: "I had guessed that Master and Mr. Bai were having an affair. It seems that my guess was right!"
"What did you say?" Tan Wusheng's face immediately darkened, and his deep voice was as cold as the cold wind, "No wonder you were always talking nonsense during that time, and you burst into laughter when you saw me and Bai Zhengyu approaching. His face is strange, he turns out to be thinking about these things!”
"?" Bai Zhengyu touched his chin and thought about it, is there such a thing?
It seems that Yan Bai was really looking at himself and Lao Tan furtively in those days, and their relationship was misunderstood!
What's going on in this little guy's head? He actually imagines that he and Lao Tan are together. This is even more outrageous than the sun rising in the west!
"Ahem!" Yan Bai had a premonition of something bad and quickly tried to make amends for himself, "Master, don't be angry. The disciples are all too young. They only want to find a lifelong partner for the master, and think about the many years of friendship between the master and Mr. Bai." My best friend, I just thought..."
"You still thought," Tan Wusheng said coldly, "You were all thinking about finding a Taoist companion for me, but you didn't expect that you would be involved, right?"
Yan Bai: "......"
He really didn't expect this result at all.
It doesn't matter, he is very strong and can withstand even this result.
After all, saving a life is better than creating a seventh-level butcher. If he hadn't sacrificed his life, Tan Wusheng would not be as stable as he is now.
The system listened to its host's thoughts and felt that he was not far from going crazy.
It's just that my butt is hurt a little. I'll just eat more chicken butt to make up for it later.
Yan Bai said to himself.
system:"………"
System: "This is the first time I've seen someone use chicken butts to patch up their buttocks. Should I drink chrysanthemum tea to patch up the injury?"
Yan Bai: "......"
Madhu, get out!
...
Yan Bai's inner thigh was slightly bruised, but it wasn't a big deal originally.
But Tan Wusheng, who had a Taoist companion for the first time, was extra serious and chose an inn to stay at that night.
Then I asked for a bottle of ointment from Ye Congxue, and asked the store clerk to prepare hot water and send it over.
Tan Wusheng held the medicine bottle in his hand, and the first thing he said when he entered the room was: "Take off your pants."
Yan Bai: "???"
Yan Bai blinked his eyes and showed a shy face, "Master, are you a little too anxious? You haven't taken a shower yet, and the disciple still stinks."
"I can't see that Xiao Yanbai is so anxious. I just want to put some medicine on your bruised area."
"But if you really want it, I can give it to you."
"Ah... So that's it!" Yan Bai breathed a sigh of relief quietly and shook his head without hesitation, "I don't want it at all!"
Tan Wusheng felt inexplicably unhappy when he saw his little apprentice shaking his head so simply.
"You shake your head so hesitantly, do you still have me in your heart?"
"I...of course I have Master in my heart, but..."
"In that case, no, but take off your pants quickly." Tan Wusheng's cold voice sounded like he was forcing a girl into prostitution.
Yan Bai opened and closed his mouth, then slowly took off his pants.
Anyway, once it's strange, it's familiar again, and you'll get used to it after doing it three or five times.
After Yan Bai finished comforting himself, he took off his pants and his aqua blue top covered part of his fair legs.
Tan Wusheng looked at Yan Bai, who had even taken off his underwear, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
"One moment he wants it, the next moment he rejects it outright, and now he takes off his clothes so cleanly. Xiao Yanbai is really cunning."
"...?" Yan Bai tilted his head, "Master, didn't you ask me... to take off my clothes?"
Tan Wusheng said, "If my teacher asks you to take off your clothes, will you take them off?"
Yan Bai said weakly: "The master has a destiny, and the disciples dare not disobey it."
They've all been slept with anyway, so there's no point in resisting. It's better to lie down and enjoy it.
Life is just as lonely as snow.
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