Help! Crazy criticizing Master for insisting that I be a Taoist companion!
Chapter 105: My wife and mother fall into the river at the same time, who do you save?
"Ding! Lu Chi's favorability value +10, Tan Wusheng's favorability value -5!"
Yan Bai: "???"
As soon as Yan Bai heard that Tan Wusheng's favorability value had decreased, he immediately couldn't sit still and stood up with a swish.
Lu Chi was shocked by his reaction, "What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I just suddenly thought that I was eating for myself and didn't care about the master. It was really unfilial!"
Yan Bai finished speaking with a serious face, picked up the fruit plate in front of him and walked towards Tan Wusheng.
"Master, do you want to eat melon? This melon is so sweet!"
Tan Wushen lowered his eyes and was too lazy to pick up the sign on the honeydew melon, so he just kept staring at Yan Bai.
Yan Bai rolled his eyes, picked up a piece of melon with a wink, and handed it to Tan Wusheng's mouth.
Tan Wusheng opened his mouth without saying anything.
Yan Bai twitched the corner of his mouth, and he really wanted to feed himself.
Really, just say it if you want it, but you still look at yourself and say nothing.
Yan Bai complained a few words in his mind and asked with a smile on his face: "How is it? Is it sweet, Master? Is it delicious?"
Tan Wusheng said meaningfully: "Master is not sweet, but the melon is quite sweet."
"..." Yan Bai pretended not to hear Tan's silent teasing, "As long as it's sweet, Master, do you want to eat more? Oranges are quite sweet, and there are apples, bananas and strawberries..."
Tan Wusheng said: "My shoulder is injured and I can't lift my hand."
Yan Bai: "?"
He understood that this meant continuing to feed.
Understand, just feed, as long as Master is good, everything else is just a cloud!
Yan Bai served Tan Wusheng with all his heart. As soon as Bai Zhengyu came out, he saw this scene of 'a loving father and a filial son'.
He joked: "Xiao Yanbai is so filial. He knows that your master is old, but he still feeds him mouth after mouth."
Tan Wusheng's face darkened, "Go away, you are older than me, and you are also older in terms of age."
Yan Bai: "Master, Mr. Bai, don't quarrel and live in peace."
Tan Wusheng said: "As long as he doesn't talk mean, we can still get along peacefully."
Bai Zhengyu: "Who's so mean-mouthed? I'm obviously telling the truth, are you right? That one is called Lu Chi."
Lu Chi was suddenly called: "..."
Lu Chi opened his mouth and said weakly: "Um...my name is Lu Chi, not Lu Chi."
Bai Zhengyu: "The pronunciation is almost the same, so don't worry about such details."
"The pronunciation is similar, but the meaning is very different." Yan Bai said, "Mr. Bai, don't bully Brother Lu Chi."
Bai Zhengyu raised his brows and glanced at Tan Wusheng meaningfully, "We call you brother, so intimate. Let me ask you, are you, brother Lu Chi, or your master more affectionate?"
Yan Bai: "???"
Why does he have the illusion that others ask him, 'Your mother and your wife fell into the water together, who do you want to save first?'
To me, Tan Wusheng is definitely more affectionate, but Lu Chi is so kind, and he is one of the countless sunshine in the shadow of the original owner's life.
Don't break people's hearts!
Especially at this moment, Lu Chi was still looking at him expectantly.
When Tan Wusheng saw that his little apprentice was still hesitating, his face dropped, and a gloomy voice sounded to Yan Bai: "You still can't choose between me and him? The first rule in our sect is That is: Master must be the main priority in everything, and everyone else must step aside.”
Bai Zhengyu raised his eyebrows: "When did this kind of overlord rule exist? Why didn't I know about it?"
Tan Wusheng: "You are not my disciple, so of course you don't know."
"Actually, this question is easy to answer." Yan Baizuo looked at Lu Chi and then at Tan Wusheng, smiling innocently, "Because, I can't swim!"
Tan Wusheng: "?"
Bai Zhengyu: "??"
Lu Chi: "???"
System: "...They are asking who you are closer to, not who you save first if they fall into the river!"
Yan Bai: "…………"
Oh, I'm sorry, he got too involved.
In the end, Yan Bai didn't answer the question. Lu Chi didn't want to embarrass him, so he smiled and said that it didn't matter who he kissed. If he really had to choose, it would definitely be his master.
Tan Wusheng raised his eyebrows but didn't say anything, otherwise it would appear that he was overbearing.
Mo Rugui had people prepare new ingredients, specially prepared according to human recipes, and they were all delicious and delicious.
After Leng You and the others came back, the celebration party officially began.
Mo Rugui gnawed on the spicy pig's trotters and said excitedly: "There is such a delicacy in the world! My highness used to eat pig food!"
Yan Bai said straightforwardly: "The ones that were put out before are indeed no different from pig food, or even worse than pig food."
Mo Rugui nodded wildly in agreement.
Lu Chi: "Isn't what he is eating from his hand just a pig? Isn't this equivalent to eating pig food?"
Mo Rugui paused while chewing the pig's trotters, then pretended that nothing happened and continued chewing.
Yan Bai twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, turned around with the pig's trotters in his hand and asked Tan Wusheng, "Master, don't you want to eat it? These pig's trotters are delicious."
Tan Wusheng looked at Yan Bai's oily mouth. The originally red lips were rubbed redder by the oil from the pig's trotters.
He frowned and said with disgust, "No, I don't want to make my mouth full of oil."
Otherwise, where would his reputation be for the rest of his life?
"Hmm..." Yan Bai thought for a moment, tore off a piece of unbitten meat from the pig's trotter in his hand, and handed it to Tan Wusheng's mouth, "This way Master will not rub the oil on his mouth."
Tan Wusheng glanced at the pig's trotters near his mouth, and then at the young apprentice with bright eyes.
After hesitating for a moment, he opened his mouth.
When Bai Zhengyu saw this, the corners of his lips curved slightly - Lao Tan, just pet him!
Yan Bai watched Tan silently chew it and swallow it, then asked: "How are you, Master? Is it delicious?"
Tan Wusheng stuck out a little tongue and licked his lips. The taste was indeed delicious.
It leaves a fragrant taste in your mouth and endless aftertaste.
After one bite, I want a second bite.
But it was absolutely impossible for him to eat the pig's trotters in front of so many people.
Yan Bai probably saw what Tan Wusheng was thinking, so he quickly brought a clean and empty plate over, and then carefully tore off all the meat.
"Master, please have a meal!"
Ye Congxue tugged on Zhi Tu's sleeve and whispered: "Third senior brother, do you want to make a bet? For one hundred third-grade spiritual stones, I bet that the master will not dislike the greasy hands of my junior brother and eat those pig trotters!" "
Li Zi touched his chin and said, "You can't, right? Master, this person is the most mysophobic person. Although the little junior brother's hands are not too oily except for his fingers, he still peeled it off directly with his hands. Master must be disgusted with it."
As soon as Zi Zi finished speaking, Tan Wusheng picked up the pork trotters in front of him with chopsticks and put it into his mouth without any hesitation.
"........."
Ye Congxue stretched out her hand and said with a smile: "Bring the third-grade spiritual stone. We do not accept installments. Please pay in one lump sum."
asphalt:"…………"
Qin Yu couldn't help but sneered as he watched Zi Tu reluctantly take out a hundred spirit stones.
Zhu Zi narrowed his eyes, "Second Senior Brother, what are you laughing at?"
Qin Yu: "You are stupid, because you were just immersed in eating and didn't notice that the master had already taken a bite of the meat torn off by the younger brother."
asphalt:"???"
hateful! No wonder Junior Sister is so confident, she was tricked!
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