Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

"That is?"

When Little Mercury and Musen rushed to the top of the mountain, Little Mercury saw a pure white fire heart, hugging the devil's neck and crying. It seemed that no one could see it. Musen raised her monocle. , she also saw something.

"Everyone in the Wild Hunt is dead, and the bodies around them have been confirmed. At the same time, the top management of Team Galaxy, it seems that Team Galaxy is dead in name only."

Musen squatted down and inspected the corpses around him. He saw that the knife marks on the corpses were probably made by the Demon King.

"Sorry for the trouble, three of you."

Carlos looked at the Three Gods of the Lake. The three of them nodded in agreement, and then began to summon. Two powerful and destructive auras were gradually appearing.

"Ah, I can already feel...the excitement...resonance in my blood..."

The wind gradually began to blow around. Carlos was wearing a red coat that was blown up by the wind. Everyone used their arms to block the strong wind blowing towards their faces. Only Carlos felt unusually excited, and his forehead The scarlet mark on it glowed with a burning red light.

"I have imagined countless times how I would feel when I see you. My blood boils with excitement and ecstasy! Palkia! Dialga! Answer my call!"

"Hoohoho!"

An astonishing roar of dragons erupted in the distance, and then two huge figures descended here. They were the two dragons of time and space who were about to fight each other when they met.

The reason why the two people didn't fight was very simple, because when they woke them up, they felt a very familiar aura, which was a kind of blood familiarity, so the two people decided to wait and see first. See what it is.

"you…"

Dialga looked at Carlos, an ordinary human, but he had the same aura as them, as if a beast was sleeping in his body.

"This this?"

The two of them looked at each other, and then I looked at Carlos at the same time, and I couldn't help but murmur in my heart.

"This guy...must be a Pokémon in human skin."

"elder brother…"

"........."

The two dragons were silent. They had guessed Carlos' identity.

"Arceus, you are such a shameless old man! How old are you? You still have an illegitimate child!"

"boom!!!"

A thunderbolt hit Palkia's head accurately, and then a vague sentence floated in the air.

"Disrespecting elders should be punished! And he is not an illegitimate child, he is also your biological brother."

"Also, don't you two start fighting here. If you dare to start fighting, I will come down and deal with you."

Come on! The alpaca, this old thing, is really petty. This thunder struck him as fast as he wanted and it hurt the hell. Forced by Arceus's power, the two dragons could only give up the idea of ​​fighting and turned to look at Carlos's side.

Both of them were very curious about this younger brother. When he saw the mark on Carlos' head, both of them had a very bad feeling, because the power emanating from the mark was really terrifying.

"Uh…"

The air fell into a strange silence, and the three of them just looked at each other with wide eyes. They really didn't know what to say.

"Well, I want to ask, who of you two is my eldest brother and who is my second brother?"

"Of course it's me! He's such a bear..."

"What dog is barking? Is it you Dialga?"

"I never talk to stupid people."

"If you have a brain, isn't that just like tofu?"

Seeing the two people becoming increasingly tense, Carlos hurriedly tried to smooth things over. If this accidentally caused a conflict, the Sinnoh region would probably be razed.

"Carlos! There is something else emerging from the crack!"

The three gods of the lake hurriedly flew to Carlos's side, and at this moment, a time gate filled with the aura of death appeared in front of them.

"Hey...I didn't expect that guy to come too..."

"Haha, this is really an interesting "family gathering"."

"Giratina..."

Seeing the huge Pluto Dragon appearing here, Carlos also gave a bitter smile. It seemed that all the members of this family gathering were here.

"I feel something different...and that wanted criminal!"

Giratina looked at Carlos, or looked next to Carlos. At this time, Master Lucario also sighed. It seemed that what was supposed to come had come.

"It seems that you are my brother? Now hand over the guy who escaped! I don't want to do anything to you."

"Um...can I say no?"

Jiutian's body was covered in blood-red armor, and Carlos was also preparing to release his ego. No matter what he said today, he could not be taken away.

"I said that the four of us finally get together, how about you stop messing with our atmosphere like this? Do you know that this kind of behavior is more annoying?"

This sentence shows Dialga's position that he is on Carlos's side.

"Although I really don't want to team up with this guy, I think you are really good at ruining the atmosphere."

Carlos is definitely confident this time. Both of them are on Carlos' side. Carlos is confident, isn't he?

"Hmph! You can't run away forever."

Giratina glared at them and didn't say anything. To be honest, he wasn't too weak against these two guys, but what really made him feel a little dangerous was the guy above him.

"So, do you have any purpose in waking us up this time? After all, I don't think you just want to have a family gathering."

"It's like this...the crisis is imminent. The Rainbow Rockets are constantly destroying every world. Maybe he will come to us tomorrow, and all I can do is gather all the power I can muster to deal with them."

"Team Rainbow Rockets? Oh, I remembered it. It seems that something has been tearing apart space recently, heading towards different universes. I didn't expect that even mosquitoes can kill people now..."

"So are we on your reinforcement list?"

"if not?"

"It's definitely not good to be woken up...but I still support you. If you need it, you can come to me. It just so happens that I also want to see what the world has become after sleeping for so long."

"Since this bitch has promised you, if I don't help you it will make me look inferior to him, so I am willing to help you."

"Humph!"

Giratina snorted and went back. The old guy had a time limit for letting him out, but he still said something to him when he left.

"I'll come back to help if needed."

daily urban jokes

Twisted Detective Moses' car was stopped by a cow, and he couldn't drive it away no matter how hard he drove it. Moses got out of the car helplessly and said to him.

"Listen, if you don't leave, I'll have to take you into the city."

After hearing this, the cow immediately ran away in fright.