The king of defense

Queshan, an unknown little corner somewhere.

"The latest big news is that Elder Liu personally came to Queshan to wake up Sect Master Zhao. Now the news has gone viral in Queshan. What do you think is going on?"

"According to me, Elder Liu and Sect Master Zhao must be having an affair. After all, Elder Liu is handsome and elegant, soft and fragrant. As a grown man, I want to be embraced by him, and I want to be in his broad arms. My chest is rolling back and forth..."

"Dama, please stop your sick behavior. Based on the recent weather conditions and the time when Elder Liu went to the residence of Master Liu, it was early in the morning. I made an extremely rigorous inference that they are very likely... "

"Most likely what?"

"It's very possible that they are fishing friends. After a long period of clear weather and first rain, it is a good time for fishing. Moreover, fishing has become popular in Wanjian Sect recently. Many elders and disciples have put aside their opposite-sex partners and gathered in rivers and lakes with a few gay friends in their spare time. , enjoy the quiet and leisurely fishing time.”

"..."

Everyone is speechless.

Regardless of whether Elder Liu and Sect Leader Zhao are fishing friends or not, the person speaking must be a fishing friend and a veteran of the Air Force.

Otherwise, why can’t I speak and I’m starting to get crazy! ! !

On the other side, Liu Bi stood outside Zhao Sanpao's residence and waited for a while. Zhao Sanpao didn't come out, but he saw a girl with braids sticking her head out from the door.

The girl was eight or nine years old. She looked very cute, with a slightly red face and a chubby face.

His big watery eyes were even bigger than Zhao Sanpao's, with a hint of agility.

"Brother, can you please lower your voice?"

Liu Bi walked over curiously, "Why?"

The girl said in a sweet voice: "Daddy spent the whole night kneeling on the washboard and saw my mother going to rest. He just got up now. If I wake my mother up, my father will..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhao Sanpao rushed over quickly and gently covered the girl's mouth with an awkward yet polite smile on his face.

"Elder Liu, this is my little daughter Zhao Tong'er. She is usually very naughty and tells some truths... lies. Don't take them seriously."

Zhao Tong'er broke free from Zhao Sanpao's restraints and ran to Liu Bi's side. She didn't say anything else, but just stuck out her tongue at Zhao Sanpao.

Liu Bi glanced at Zhao Tong'er, waved his hand and said, "That's natural. I will never tell others that Zhao Clan Master has been kneeling on the washboard all night. I hate the kind of people who talk nonsense. What kind of washboard rubbing?" Those who wear washboards always carry washboards, which is just rubbing salt into other people’s wounds.”

Zhao Sanpao's eyes darkened, "Elder Liu, you are really not a gossip!"

[Harvest Zhao Sanpao’s anger value: +100]

Liu Bi's eyes lit up, "Thank you for your compliment. I often seem out of place because I am too sincere."

Zhao Sanpao was shocked. Are you too sincere? Is it obvious that you need to smoke?

[Harvest Zhao Sanpao’s anger value: +100]

Liu Bigang wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue him, but seeing Zhao Sanpao looking like he wanted to hit someone, he could only suppress his thoughts.

According to the current situation, if Liu Bi talks too much, even if he is pressed to the ground and rubbed by Zhao Sanpao.

Even if Wu Daozi knew it, it would be hard to say anything.

Therefore, Liu Bi needs to grasp a certain degree of propriety and test back and forth between beating and being beaten.

If it weren't for earning enough anger points, he wouldn't take the risk.

When Zhao Sanpao saw Liu Bi becoming more honest, he remembered something.

"By the way, what are you doing here?"

Liu Bi said honestly: "Yesterday you and I met to discuss swordsmanship. I was wondering how I could get you to come to me, so I took the initiative to come to you today."

Zhao Sanpao nodded, but felt something was wrong again, "Then why are you yelling so loudly?"

Liu Bi thought about it and said, "I can't help it. I am born with a loud voice. I used to squat in a manhole with my senior brother, and I solved the battle before him. I told him before leaving because my voice was too loud, which scared him. Shaking, the toilet paper fell into the manure pit, causing him to squat in the manure pit for a day."

"..."

Zhao Sanpao had nothing to say, but Liu Bi's words were reasonable. He originally wanted to embarrass Liu Bi, but now it seemed that he had no chance.

But if the boss knows you said this to him, will he really not hang you up and beat you?

Liu Bi smiled and said: "Master Zhao, I have other things to do in the afternoon. Do you think we can discuss it now?"

How could Zhao Sanpao refuse? He smiled and welcomed Liu Bi into the door. As long as he could compete with Liu Bi on swordsmanship, everything else was trivial.

Entering the courtyard, Liu Bi discovered one thing, that is, there was no outsider in this huge place.

You must know that most of the monks of the Wanjian Sect who have some status will hire disciples of the Wanjian Sect, or purchase servants from elsewhere to serve themselves and their families in their daily lives.

Perhaps seeing Liu Bi's confusion, Zhao Sanpao explained: "My wife likes to be quiet and is ill. I'm afraid of disturbing her tranquility, so I didn't hire anyone else, just our family of three."

Liu Bi nodded and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, it was too loud before."

Zhao Sanpao waved his hand, "It doesn't matter, she should be asleep, but your voice is really loud, very good, and very energetic."

Liu Bi smiled shyly.

Zhao Sanpao felt as if he had seen a ghost.

Walking outside a courtyard, Liu Bi could see what was going on inside through the porch.

I saw some brown clay pots scattered on the ground, some of which were broken.

There is a washboard not far away, already in a patinated state, emitting an amber light under the sunlight.

Good guy, it seems that Zhao Sanpao often uses this thing.

Zhao Tong'er ran to Liu Bi and whispered: "Dad likes to fight grasshoppers when he has nothing to do. Yesterday was my mother's birthday. Daddy came back too late from fighting grasshoppers, so I annoyed my mother and punished him to kneel down and rub clothes all night. Ban, I was eating roasted sweet potatoes on the side and was scolded."

Liu Bi couldn't help but laugh. He just felt that there were no outsiders in Zhao Sanpao's family, and this was probably the reason.

If this spreads out, wouldn't Zhao Sanpao's reputation be destroyed in one fell swoop? How can we still control the elixir sect?

Although Liu Bi teased Zhao Sanpao earlier, he would not spread the news.

After all, this is someone else's family matter, and you must not spread anything that shouldn't be spread, so as not to offend others.

Zhao Sanpao lay down and did not stop his daughter from talking. Anyway, she had already said some things before, so it didn't matter if she said more.

After just a few glances, Liu Bi and the others arrived at the martial arts training ground in the backyard.

It was a huge place, taking up almost half of the courtyard.

In a corner of the courtyard, there are many children's toys. This is Zhao Tong'er's play area.

Zhao Tong'er ran to a wooden horse, rode on it, and looked at Liu Bi swayingly.

After Liu Bi stood still, he raised his hands to Zhao Sanpao and said, "Master Zhao, please enlighten me."

Zhao Sanpao replied: "If you don't dare, please."