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"Chen Meiyu refused to turn back into the monster he was before, because once he turned back into a monster, he would become a fraudster like me."

Red Eyes weaved baby's breath into the wreath, with light blue dotted between the flowers of varying sizes, some of the flowers even having dewdrops hanging on them.

"Why do you want to kill the God Seed?"

Since Hongyan was unwilling to answer the previous question, Jiang You simply changed it.

"I don't have to kill Him, I just want a wish."

Red Eyes' short fingers carefully fiddled with the petals in his arms, "But those monsters will not allow me to enter the Origin Land. Only when the previous God Seed dies and the next God Seed has not yet taken over, the Origin Land is at its weakest, and then I can go in.

When the next God Seed appears, I will be able to accomplish what I want to do.

You know, a god cannot deny others' wishes.

But those guys were so timid that they kept hiding in their birthplace, refusing to come out or let anyone in.

Thousands of years ago, I finally succeeded in luring a monster to leave its birthplace and come to the human world, and designed her to lose all her power and only have a skin left. I waited for her to beg me to take her back.

But I didn’t expect that she would rather split herself than bow to me.”

"The monster you designed is Chen Meiyu? She doesn't look that easy to be fooled."

"Hmph, she's smart because she's stayed in the human world for too long. Every monster that just went out is stupid!" Red Eyes snorted coldly, his eyes full of contempt.

"You said before that you would help me with all your strength?"

Jiang You nodded, "Yes."

"You little liar, you have deceived me many times."

Red Eyes did not call himself a father this time, “But I have been deceiving you, too. I am used to lies, and you are used to being on guard.

But this time, I am willing to trust you one last time. Can I trust you?"

"Yes!" Jiang You said sincerely, "Do I look like someone who doesn't keep his promises?"

"picture."

Jiang You, "..."

"You have said many times that you would be honest with me, but every time you told me a lie. Actually, I don't really believe you." Jiang You sighed.

These two cunning guys don't trust each other.

At this moment, Jiang You's trouser pocket suddenly moved.

"A liar has no sincerity. Your mouth can be kissed by anyone~"

"I know you lied, but it turned into candy in my heart, la la la la..."

An unpleasant singing voice came from Jiang You's trouser pocket.

In this quiet night, there are fireflies and cicadas all around, but the sound is sharp and a bit hoarse, just like the voice of a drake.

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

Hearing this voice, the pair of red eyes instantly looked at Jiang You, and the expression of the red eyes changed slightly, "What did you bring?!"

Jiang You: "..."

Although this mouth would sing a few lines of song from time to time, I didn't expect it to do something weird at this time.

"What did you bring?" Red Eyes asked for the second time.

Jiang You was a little embarrassed.

"A mouth, and an ear. A...gift from a friend."

She pulled out a glass bottle containing an ear and a sausage mouth soaked in green juice.

The noise just now was made by that mouth.

The sound isn't actually very loud through the glass bottle, but it's too quiet now.

Jiang You pulled out that mouth, "Be quiet!"

"My love for you has always been very quiet, in exchange for your occasional concern! La la la la!"

It sang a few lines, and then its thick and long tongue stretched out from its mouth. It squirmed along Jiang You's palm, dragging its mouth slowly forward like a snail dragging its shell.

A wet trail was left where the climbed occurred.

"It looks like that tree likes you."

Red Eyes could tell where the mouth and eyes came from at a glance. The moment he saw this thing, the red color in his eyes surged even more wildly.

Damn it, it was this thing, how could it appear in Jiang You's hands by such a coincidence? !

Only that tree would do such a boring thing, using such precious sap to nourish these useless garbage!

The ear is in the bottle, turned in the direction of the red eye.

The mouth makes a surprised sound.

"Alas, my ears recognize your voice, you are the deceiver! I haven't seen you for a long time. I heard that you were killed. It turns out that you turned into a human.

You promised that you would come back when that fool sprouted. It has waited for many springs, and the branches have sprouted again and again, but you haven't come back yet.

Later, when I heard that you had died, I was sad for a long time.

The idiot is still guarding your things for you! But now she is using that thing very easily, so she may not want to return it to you. "

The idiot it was referring to was that strange tree.

Jiang You, "Do you know each other?"

"Of course!"

"do not know!"

The red eyes and the mouth opened at the same time.

Mouth ignored him and said to Jiang You, "Don't believe the words of fraudsters, they love to lie. Oh, by the way, fraudsters also like to lie. So people are equal to fraudsters.

Two liars together, who will be smarter? Hehehehe! "

The sausage mouth smiled obscenely.

Jiang You suddenly remembered that the strange tree was said to be the oldest tree in the abyss, and it might know something.

"So, is there a way to detect when someone is lying?"

"Of course I do! Idiot gave me to you for a reason! You have the aura of a trickster, and you'll need me sooner or later!"

"You really have a solution?!"

At this time, Hongyan's face had turned blue and black. "I advise you not to use that disgusting method."

Jiang You looked at Red Eyes in surprise, "Do you know what its method is?"

"Of course I know! He's used it before!"

The sausage mouth smiled, and its fat tongue swept across its lips.

Jiang You was a little confused.

Red Eyes has increased the speed of weaving the wreath in his hands. Ever since this mouth appeared, his behavior has been very strange, and he has completely lost his usual calmness.

“I told lies all the time when I was alive, and was killed by a strange tree, which took away my mouth full of lies.

After being soaked in the juice for ten thousand years, I have acquired a special ability... the person I kiss can only tell the truth within half an hour. "

The fat tongue gently swept across the tetracycline teeth, and added, "We need to kiss with tongue~"

The last word "oh" has many twists and turns, with a hint of coquettishness.

Jiang You was silent. She took one look at that sausage-like mouth and couldn't bring herself to eat it.

Red Eyes, "I told you, it doesn't have any good ideas."

"So you have really kissed it before?" Jiang You's red-eyed expression was hard to describe.

"Rebellious son, don't mention the past again!!"

Jiang You, "Then shall we kiss?"

Red eyes, "How about we swear to the heavens that I will never hide or deceive anyone this time, or I will die miserably! Forget about kissing this mouth."

Jiang You, "I swear to heaven that I will never conceal or deceive anyone. If you break my oath, I will be torn to pieces!"

The two had just finished their vows.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang in the sky, and dazzling lightning instantly illuminated the night and the silent faces of the two people.