Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns
Chapter 839: Fan Family 36-style Pig-killing Knife Technique
Press down lightly with the tip of the knife.
Square Face made a bitter face and said, "Your Majesty, I am useless and I lost."
Potato said happily while holding a lollipop in his mouth, "Manager Zhang, this old man with pickled cabbage is really suitable to be your master. He can also kill pigs!"
Zhang Shuhui nodded repeatedly and called him "Master".
Don’t call him teacher, call him master!
"Master, you must be thirsty after traveling so far. I'll get you a jar of good wine to quench your thirst!"
Such a sweet talker.
She ran into the kitchen to get the wine.
The old blind man raised his chin and said, "This little girl is smart. I am indeed thirsty."
The hairy chicken half emerged from the hole in the ground, staring at the old blind man with a gloomy smile, "Hehehe, old friend, do you want to spar with me?"
"Humph, I hate hermaphrodites the most in my life, especially old hermaphrodites."
"You are the hermaphrodite, and your whole family is hermaphrodite! Your Majesty, let me meet him for a while!"
"Come on, old bitch."
When Zhang Shuhui came out with the jar of wine, the two old men had already started fighting.
The fight started from under the tree to the grass, then from the grass to the edge of the cliff, and finally to the cliff wall.
Mao Jigong held the mountain wall with one claw and attacked quickly with the other hand.
The old blind man's butcher knife was stuck in the cracks of the rocks, and every move was deadly.
Zhang Shuhui, holding the wine jar, the three spirit members, and Xu Rizhao squatted neatly on the edge of the cliff and looked down.
Xu Rizhao, "When Square Face and the old blind man were fighting just now, you could tell that both of them were somewhat polite. But when these two old guys started fighting, it looked like they were serious. Tsk tsk tsk tsk."
Zhang Shuhui, "Your Majesty, please tell Mao Jigong not to kill me. My new master is not even warm to me yet."
The bird's nest head held a piece of grass in his mouth and said, "Don't worry, I think they have met someone who understands them."
Several people looked at Niaowotou at the same time, "You call this sympathy?"
Bird's Nest Head, "Isn't it? Look, they are almost kissing each other."
Several heads turned to look and saw that the two old men were indeed very close to each other, cursing at each other, and their saliva was sprayed on each other's faces.
The hairy chicken grabbed the old blind man's neck with its iron claws, and his face turned pale with anger. "What did you just say? Say it again in front of me if you dare!"
The old blind man held the butcher knife against the chicken's neck and said calmly, "What's wrong with scolding you? Being a sissy is annoying enough, and you're still an old sissy."
"I will kill you! You blind idiot!"
"It is destiny that blind people have no eyes. It is not like you have balls but you are still a sissy. Since there is no use in keeping them, it is better for me to remove them for you."
The two men were swearing at each other, one was furious, while the other looked calm.
As soon as he finished speaking, the butcher knife that was against Mao Jigong's neck flew down and went straight to the lower three inches.
"How dare you, old blind man!!"
"Damn sissy."
In the blink of an eye, a skinny claw grabbed the butcher knife.
"I'm going to kill you!!!"
"Come on!! Disciple, today the master will open your eyes and show you the 36 pig-killing knife techniques of my Fan family!!!" The old blind man got into the role quite quickly.
"Come on, Master!" Zhang Shuhui shouted at the top of her voice, shaking the jar of wine in her hand.
The three spirited people all looked at her. Zhang Shuhui lowered her head in embarrassment and stammered, "I... I was excited for a moment. In fact, I am also very optimistic about Mao Jigong..."
Before she could finish her words, the shouts of the trio rang out beside her.
"Mr. Maoji, if you win, I will make you the ninth thousand year old, second only to the emperor!"
"Come on, father-in-law! I have confidence in you!"
"Mao Jigong, you dare to lose the face of the royal family. This princess will kill all your nine clans!!"
Zhang Shuhui also cheered for the old blind man without showing any weakness.
In this way, Zhang Shuhui, a group of three, was competing to see who could make the loudest sound on the cliff, while Mao Jigong and the old blind man were shaking like black-eyed chickens on the cliff.
In order not to offend anyone, Xu Rizhao did not encourage anyone.
No one noticed that the man-eating tree had suddenly extended a long vine, which hung down along the cliff and grew in the direction of Mao Jigong and the old blind man, always keeping a distance from them.
The place of origin.
Jiang You and Shen Zhong sat opposite each other on a table full of food, gnawing on duck feet and pig's trotters while watching the two old guys fighting through the perspective of the man-eating tree.
Neither Mao Jigong nor the old blind man has any superpower whose abilities are very cool.
On the contrary, precisely because of this, the movements of both of them are very sophisticated, which makes the audience feel excited and gives the feeling of watching a martial arts drama.
From these two old guys, Jiang You finally understood the saying "Kung Fu is the art of killing". There are no fancy moves or unnecessary actions, and every move is aimed at taking the enemy's life.
It seems that San Sheng really found a good teacher for Zhang Shuhui.
Shenzhong elegantly picked up a piece of stinky tofu with his overly slender index and middle fingers, put it in his mouth, and squinted his eyes in enjoyment.
"what are you laughing at?"
"I saw two old guys playing a life-and-death game."
"weirdo."
Jiang You watched for a while, but the winner was still undecided. However, the two men had already fought down the mountain, so she looked away.
Jiang You, "Are you ready for what I said before?"
"Wait till I finish this piece."
The God Seed raised his finger elegantly and waved it, "You said not to do anything else while eating."
After finishing eating, the god slowly wiped his long fingers clean.
He always does things and speaks slowly, with a strange elegance.
The index finger gently touched Jiang You's forehead, "Remember what I said, don't stop the Earth Mother's blood from leaving your body, you have to let them leave and turn them into your weapons instead of suppressing them in your body forever.
If a person ties his own hands and feet, he is no different from a useless person...
I'll wait for you to come out earlier..."
The voice, neither male nor female, was slow and elegant. The moment the index finger touched the forehead, ripples quickly appeared in the air in front of Jiang You's eyes.
There is a sudden feeling of weightlessness in the body.
When she opened her eyes again, she found herself standing on a piece of dry and cracked land.
There were signs of burning everywhere, and white smoke was coming out of some places. Layers of scorched earth covered the hills in the distance. Everywhere you looked, it was a mess.
The ground was littered with all kinds of strange corpses.
The land rolled over and bizarre monsters crawled out from the ground, drooling and approaching her.
The blood in her body surged, and she subconsciously wanted to control it, but her mind couldn't help but recall what the God Seed had said, so she suppressed the impulse and let the blood flow wildly.
She understood. Whenever she encountered a critical moment and the blood in her body surged, she always thought that the blood was trying to escape.
And now, she finally realized that this was not an escape, but a desire to fight.
The Earth Mother Clan's innate fighting spirit!
They struggled and roared silently, trying to rush out of the body in order to tear apart the enemies that blocked their way...
……
In the cave.
Chen Meiyu watched Jiang You disappear before her eyes, and the divine being closed his narrow eyes again.
"Master Shenzhong, you let her enter the illusion of consciousness. Will there be any problems?"
"I believe her. The Earth Mother Clan fought against the sky, the earth, and humans. In order to escape their fate, they now have only this last person left. I want to see if this only seed can grow into a towering tree and block the reverse flow of the River of Time...
Billions of years have passed, and a new cycle is coming soon. It has already begun on Earth..."
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