Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

Time passed minute by minute, and Jiang You was like a patient hunter, crawling in the grass waiting for his prey to step into the trap.

"Time is up."

Jiang You looked at the timer and saw only a few seconds left before three hours.

The girl's irritable voice began to become anxious.

"No, no!"

"I'm about to open the treasure chest, just give me a little more time!"

"Man! Please give me a little more time!"

"Ahhhhh!!"

"don't want!!"

Hundreds of hands on the vines of the strange tree began to operate eagerly, but when the time was up, the screen still automatically went black amid her desperate screams.

"I will soon be able to destroy the monster guarding the gate and get the treasure chest..."

The girl's voice was filled with loss at first, but then she quickly became angry when she thought of the culprit who started all this.

Eyeballs connected to vines instantly came to Jiang You, staring at her from all angles.

The mouths roared angrily.

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault!!"

"Damn it, kill him, kill him!!!"

"Kill her!!"

"Damn, damn, damn!!"

“Bad guy!!”

"They didn't even give us any time. What a jerk!"

"Tear her into pieces!"

"Skin her!"

"..."

The strange tree was very angry, and countless vines were flying in the sky, like terrible tentacles that were madly destroying everything around it.

The big tree was broken in half by it, and the grass was directly lifted up.

A centipede as thick as a bus and more than ten meters long was roughly pulled out of the ground by vines and crushed alive.

Jiang You took the opportunity to pick up a lot of centipede legs as thick as arms and put them into the space.

Fortunately, Jiang You was fast enough and was able to accurately avoid every vine that swept over. With the power of this strange tree, she could immediately reorganize on the spot if she was hit once.

It seems that this strange tree really has a bad temper. It will go crazy if its demands are not met.

Seems to be manic.

The strange tree at this moment looked not very similar to the internet-addicted teenager who went berserk because his game console was stolen, but exactly the same.

I saw another vine coming.

This time, Jiang You didn't dodge or evade. He held the tablet with both hands and blocked it in front of his chest.

"I only have one tablet, and if it breaks I won't have a second one!" she shouted.

The vine that had already flown in front of Jiang You paused for a moment, made a sharp turn, drifted to the other side, and smashed a tree that was so thick that no one could hug it into two pieces.

In the following time, the strange tree continued to violently attack everything around it to vent its anger.

But both the branches and vines accurately avoided Jiang You, or to be more precise, avoided the flat board in front of her.

About ten minutes later, everything that could be destroyed within the diameter of the strange tree's vines was destroyed, and the land looked like it had just been bombarded by a series of artillery shells.

The strange tree finally calmed down.

"I'm sorry, please forgive my impolite behavior just now. In fact, in most cases, I am very polite.

But sometimes I can't control my temper, and now I've vented my anger, I hope I didn't scare you."

The girl's voice was a little shy.

For a long time, I couldn't hear the person who was roaring like a lion and destroying everything crazily.

It feels like an old lady who has been devastated by life and is already very manic suddenly returns to the time when she was not yet a vicious girl.

The vines of the strange tree hung limply in the air like octopus legs, and the limbs connected to the vines were all covered in scars, many of which were even broken into bones, their mouths became a pool of rotten meat, and their eyes exploded.

Jiang You now understood why this tree had lived for at least tens of thousands of years but only had a hundred or so hands and feet.

It turns out that these things are consumables.

"Why aren't you talking? Did I scare you?"

The girl's voice apologized politely, "It's all my fault. I forgot that people are very timid. Human, are you still willing to exchange with me now?"

"of course."

Jiang You nodded and sat back down in the camping chair.

Hear her answer.

Every vine of the strange tree danced with joy, "Great, man, you are so kind!"

Although before this, she would choose to pick up the items herself for those who were unwilling to exchange.

But this person is different. She won’t open the small piece in her hand.

It's useless even if you pick it up.

"But I have a lot of questions for you."

The strange tree hesitated, "But the people who came before me could only ask me one question. If you ask more, I will be unhappy."

"But no one before you gave you such an interesting gift, did they?"

Jiang You continued, "From just now until now, you have been calling me 'human', but in fact I have my own name. Everyone has their own name."

“Why do people have different names? They are all human beings.

You see, trees have no names. I am this tree, and there is another tree, and more trees, and each tree is called a tree!"

Jiang You did not answer its question, but said, "My name is Jiang You. This is my name, and it is also what distinguishes me from others.

As a friend, you can call me by my first name. "

"Since when have we been friends?"

The strange tree started to become irritable again, and began to roar and yell like crazy. The mental state of this tree is really fascinating.

"People lied to me! People lied to me again!!!"

"Kill you. Kill someone!"

"Liar, ahhhhhhhhh!!! Liar!"

Seeing that it was about to go crazy again, Jiang You took out the tablet and unlocked it skillfully. "In fact, there is a faster way to pass the previous level. You can directly bypass the monster guarding the treasure chest..."

"What?!"

The girl asked in surprise, "Tell me, what is it?"

An eye and several ears came over immediately.

The wet and slippery eyeball was less than one centimeter away from Jiang You's eyes, so close that when Jiang You blinked, his eyelashes could sweep over it.

Jiang You stretched out his index finger and poked his eyeball directly, pushing it back!

The eyeball blinked hard and looked uncomfortable being poked.

He poked the ears that were almost stuck to his face back one by one, and then spoke slowly.

"But people only tell secrets and share good things with their friends."

"We are already friends, aren't we? You said it yourself just now!" The girl's voice was a little anxious.

Jiang You then nodded, "Okay, I can share this secret with you."

So Jiang You opened the tablet and showed off his skills in front of countless eyes. In less than ten minutes, he solved the mystery that had troubled the girl for three hours.

Those eyeballs lit up.

"Ah! So this is possible!!!"

"It's actually possible! My brain is so stupid, it took me three hours to figure out such a simple thing!"

"Man, you're so smart!"

"No, Jiang You, your name is Jiang You. Jiang You, you are so smart! You have a very flexible mind!"

"Can you please give me your brain? I can exchange my brain with you!"