Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

Chapter 466 I’m going to expose your dark history!

Jiang Dong, "..."

The newly activated taste buds disappeared instantly...

On the contrary, Jiang Xi seemed to eat more happily after learning that the fish was smoked to death.

Jiang You also stared at Jiang Xi who was eating enthusiastically with a kind face, and occasionally gave him a chopstick.

The scene of harmonious coexistence even made Jiang Dong feel that he should not come back.

Jiang Xi's affectionate energy made it completely impossible to tell that he had had his throat cut by the woman in front of him half an hour ago...

From the enemy to the old man, sometimes all you need is a knife...

Jiang Dong felt that there was something fishy between the two.

But he has no evidence.

Staring silently at the huge fish head in the bowl, I couldn't help but think of a certain person who always said that he liked eating fish eyes the most. But that day, I risked my life and rushed into his house, only to see...

His eyes suddenly darkened, and he stabbed the fish roughly in the eye with a chopstick.

"Pfft~"

The fresh and tender fish eyes pop directly.

Jiang Xi whispered the pickled cabbage and shook his head, "What a pity, what a pity."

I don't know if she was referring to the unlucky sister-in-law she was talking about as a pity, or if she was simply referring to the fish eyes in front of her.

Jiang Dong felt a little heavy in his heart. Now that things have come to this, it is obvious that this giant Buddha cannot be sent away.

If he rejected her, he and Jiang Xi would probably not survive the assessment three days later.

If he agrees to help, after this black coal gets into trouble, he will definitely be found out and implicated by Dawn Tower as a guarantor, and he will die miserably, but that will happen in the future.

Between early death and late death, Jiang Dong found with some despair that he would die sooner or later.

Report her in advance?

No, this man has weird abilities. If his intentions are discovered in advance, there is no possibility of him escaping after killing him.

In this case, we can only take one step at a time.

As long as Jiang Xi doesn't follow her and mess around, his life should not be in danger for the time being.

If the Dong Chuang incident happens, Liming Tower will be held accountable. At worst, he will find a way to kill Jiang Xi before he dies.

If this crispy skin falls into the hands of that perverted murderer, Mr. Lu, his life will definitely be worse than death.

Rather than dying after being tortured, it would be better to let him die quickly.

Thinking of this, Jiang Dong gave Jiang Xi a large piece of fish belly.

"Axi, eat more, you like to eat the pickled fish made by mom the most." There are not many days when you can eat enough, so try to be a full man...

"Thank you, brother..."

Jiang Xi stuffed it into his mouth hungrily, and suddenly remembered that Jiang You seemed to have never tasted a single chopstick.

"Huh? Lao Chen, don't you want to eat?"

"You guys can eat, I'm not hungry."

Jiang You waved her hand. She had already eaten three dishes and one soup in the space before she came back. She had no appetite at all for the pickled fish in front of her.

After all, she only provided a pack of pickled fish hot pot base and a piece of fish. The rice was cooked by Jiang Xi himself. How delicious could it be?

Even the fish scales have not been scraped off, the gills have not been buckled clean, and the black membrane inside the fish belly has not been cleaned at all...

If Zhang Shuhui were here, she would definitely clean the ingredients very cleanly. The fish fillets are as thin as cicada wings and curl up as soon as they are rinsed in the pot...

Jiang You looked at the two brothers who were devouring the pickled fish, and finally drank a bowl of soup each, and shook his head secretly.

While away from home, she missed her cook...

At this time, in the cellar under the tree in Longshan Mountain.

Zhang Shuhui and Yanchi were having a red-faced argument. In the past, Yanchi would give in immediately with a glance.

This was the first time she had resisted so resolutely.

"Lord Yanchi, you can't do this. I raised you by myself, how could you do this to me?

The leader of the church is not here, and you stretch out your claws against me. Are you worthy of her? ! "

"I count to three, do you do it yourself or do I do it?"

"No, absolutely not!"

"Give me!"

"If you don't give it, you won't give it!"

Zhang Shuhui shook her head firmly, even if she was so scared that she would burst into tears, she would not compromise.

"This is the black water I successfully developed with great difficulty, for soaking the stinky tofu.

You take away the stinky water, how can I make stinky tofu!

The leader likes to eat stinky tofu the most. She comes back to ask for some. You can't do this. You're going too far! "

She stood in front of a large earthen vat filled with black, smelly water.

While she was talking, the vat of black water started to bubble~

"I want half of it. The power of the previous Zhang's bomb always seems to be lacking. I want to improve it."

"Then what did you do with the water I used to marinate the stinky tofu?"

"There is something special about this black water. No matter what food is put in, it will all be melted by the black water. The mutated pangolin you put in before has a back that is so hard that even a knife cannot cut it, but it can be dissolved by the black water overnight. , I suspect that there may be some unknown microorganisms growing in your black water..."

As we all know, great discoveries usually don't come from laboratories.

Zhang Shuhui can always make some weird "weapons" by accident, such as the pickled puffins before. The smell of her pickled puffins can actually stick to people's skin for up to a month, and it can't be washed away no matter how hard it is washed. .

This kind of odor can arouse the fear engraved in human genes more than the smell of corpses...

But now, this tank of so-called stinky water for pickling stinky tofu can actually dissolve the mutated carapace he recently discovered, which he plans to use to make back armor weapons.

You must know that he has done experiments, and that kind of carapace requires strong acid to melt.

Yanchi stared at the thick black water that bubbled from time to time, as if he saw a tank full of crowded, shouting, and arrogant super microorganisms.

"...Really? Then you can only go half way, you can't lie to me..."

After listening to his explanation, Zhang Shuhui reluctantly stepped aside and turned around to get a container to put the smelly water in.

As a result, as soon as he turned around, he saw a flower in front of his eyes and a flash of red cloak.

The captain of the corpse took the opportunity to directly carry away the entire big earth tank. He ran very fast with his two long legs and disappeared from sight while holding the big tank.

The tail of the bright red cloak was thrown on Zhang Shuhui's face, and she looked at the red hair in front of her angrily.

"You said you only took half!!!"

"My stinky tofu water! You liar, you even took the vat away from me!"

"You bastard, I'm going to spit in your food! Just wait, I will do it! This is the most vicious way of revenge she can think of.

Yan Chi gave her a cold look and said, "If you dare to spit, I will use an embroidery needle to sew your mouth together stitch by stitch. Let's give it a try." After saying that, he turned around and left.

The condescending look on his face made people itch with hatred.

It seems like just yesterday that I fed the cub with poop and pee, holding her and calling her aunt. At that time, although Master Yanchi was a little bit bearish, he was so cute.

Now this vicious red-haired man with no conscience and no integrity is simply unreasonable!

Zhang Shuhui was furious and blurted out, "I want to tell everyone that you used to pee and mud and even made yourself a clay bowl, and you had to use it for eating!"

Yanchi: "..."

Recite the Diamond Sutra silently and resist the urge to kill.

"I also want to tell everyone that you like to use earthen cannons to blow up people's dry toilets. You blew up all the latrines in Yuge Village and lost a lot of supplies!"

Yanchi: "???" The Diamond Sutra seems to be unable to suppress the impulse. Let's change it to the Lotus Sutra...

"I also want to tell everyone that when you were a child, you followed the leader behind you and called you mommy, insisting that she hug you to sleep! You also held down a female wolf that had just given birth to drink milk, and sucked all the wolf's milk dry!"

"!!!"

A bald head popped out of the soil, with mud and debris still on its scalp.

Tudou blinked his black and white eyes and stared at the two of them, "Butler Zhang, what do you want to tell everyone? Can you tell me first?"

"I……"

Before Zhang Shuhui could finish her words, Yanchi caught her in the creaking nest, covered her mouth and dragged her out.

"No no no!"

"...I will keep half of it with you, and I will keep my word." He gritted his back molars, and it took a lot of endurance to restrain himself from burning the glasses to death.

"No no no!"

"Shut up. If you dare to go out and talk nonsense, I will kill you and silence you. You try."

Ice-cold eyes shot towards Zhang Shuhui.

There is a person in this world who knows all about Zi's unknown past. He has to recite the Diamond Sutra at least ten times every time to suppress the urge to kill and silence.

Tonight, I estimate it will take twenty times.

Only then did Zhang Shuhui become honest. After a moment of hesitation, she opened his fingers and spoke carefully.

"Lord Yanchi, you will keep your word and leave half of it for me?"

After saying that, she covered her mouth and followed obediently like a quail. The clothes on her entire back were soaked with sweat and clung to her body.

What did she just say?

No, no, that guy seeking death can't be him! !

She must be possessed by a ghost to dare to yell at Master Yanchi and reveal his dark history!

In the middle of the night, Zhang Shuhui was wrapped in a quilt, kneeling on her bed, biting her pillow and crying.

The atmosphere is so depressing. Mr. Yanchi didn't eat the food I cooked tonight.

He sneered at me three times!

He bit off three pencil ends!

Does he hold a grudge? !

Will he kill me...

.._:(′_`‖∠):_.....Kneel down and cry

Damn it, Chichi Jiang, Wadaxi didn’t mean it! ! !