Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

I just feel like I've been haunted lately.

Zhang Shuhui once curiously asked him about taming messenger birds, but he glared at her and then stopped asking.

Until one day, Jiang You was pouring the Shiquan Dabu soup stewed by Zhang Shuhui on the man-eating tree, and suddenly a black feather fell from the sky in front of her eyes.

Jiang You looked up and saw a large group of black crows passing over his head.

It was just a quick glance at first, but when he saw a crow flying in front, Jiang You narrowed his eyes and was stunned for a moment.

Although the crows all looked the same, and the leading crow was a little bigger, Jiang You still recognized it at a glance as the long-lost briquettes.

She stared thoughtfully at the group of crows.

These crows are all mutant beasts, and their size is not exaggerated. Except for the briquettes, each crow is about three times the size of a normal crow.

And each crow has a red strip of cloth tied around its ankle.

This red strip of cloth is similar to the cape of the Carrion Captain, and the color is very dazzling and bright red.

A group of black crows flew by quickly, and the red ribbons on their ankles were like streaks of light stretched to the limit, slowly swooping and disappearing under the cliff of Longshan Mountain.

Jiang You couldn't help but think of the setting sun on the bicycle frame of the mythical Lord Pleiades.

A red figure came from behind.

"Hummingbirds are too easy to be fooled, but crows are different. They are absolutely loyal. Jiang Jiang, we don't need trash like hummingbirds." It was the voice of Yanchi.

Jiang You looked back and saw that the person in front of him was much thinner than a month ago.

I guess it’s not easy to be a crow mother, she’s still the mother of a thousand crows.

She really wanted to ask how these thousand eggs were hatched.

But looking at the heavy black spots in the corners of his eyes, you knew that he must not have had a good rest during this period.

Thousands of words turned into a sigh, Jiang You patted Yanchi's shoulder heavily, "From the first time I saw you, I knew you were different from others, you will be my best helper, Yanchi, it's a fact Prove that I was right..."

The familiar chicken soup slapped coldly on his face.

Tired of being late but not caring, he smiled softly, with a frightening beauty on his face, like a mountain god controlling a divine bird, "These crows are still chicks. If they become adults, they will be larger than they are now." Double that, and then they can deliver not only letters but also other things.”

Jiang You: "What about?"

"For example, we can make some small bombs to train crows to accurately predict. If dense white phosphorus bombs fall like rain from the sky above the three major bases, how many of them will be able to escape?" This god's mind A bit dark.

Jiang You: "..."

Are you training these crows in seclusion just to carry out a population genocide plan?

You can't even call this hurting Tianhe, this is simply...

"Clang~"

The big iron pot in Jiang You's hand clanged on Yanchi's head, "Don't say such naughty words next time. Where can we find so much white phosphorus? If there was any, I would have given it all to Bailong Base." !”

After saying that, Jiang You clapped his hands and turned around to go into the house, telling Zhang Shuhui to get Yanchi a bowl of soup first.

After a while, Zhang Shuhui brought out a large bowl of kelp stewed pork ribs.

"Lord Yanchi, you haven't eaten well in many days. Let's drink kelp soup first. Let's eat roasted wild boar tonight!"

Yanchi drank the seaweed soup from the bowl one mouthful at a time.

The faint voice drifted in the evening wind.

"There will be bread, there will be everything..."

There is no white phosphorus, but he will have something better than white phosphorus bombs, but he is still exploring it now, but it doesn't matter, it will be done soon.

I hope that the three major bases will like Jiang Jiang’s gift by then...

Zhang Shuhui: "..."

bread?

She glanced at Hongmao who was drinking soup "obediently" in confusion.

"Sir, do you want some bread? Have some good bread. I'm steaming big meat buns in the kitchen. I'll get the buns for you when they're done.

What's so good about bread? It's not as soft as the steamed old noodle buns I steamed...but if you really want to eat bread...just wait! "

Zhang Shuhui disappeared like a wind, and ran back a moment later, as if coaxing a child, stuffing a Panpan French bun into Yanchi's hand.

"You should eat a small one first to satisfy your craving, and save your stomach for some meat buns later~"

After saying that, she wiped her hands on her apron with a doting look on her face. Looking at his expression, Yanchi inexplicably felt a numbing maternal radiance.

"..."

……

After knowing that Coal Ball was also being trained, Jiang You found a silver coin, punched a hole in it, hung it on the crow's head, and gave it the title of Commander-in-Chief of the Air Force.

So Coal Ball became even busier, leading a thousand crows to conduct various professional training in Shiwanda Mountain every day.

The training required by ordinary communication birds is already very complicated, not to mention that Yanchi has enhanced its practicality based on communication.

These crows have been continuously fed mutant beast meat and crystal nuclei since they were born as chicks, and their physical abilities have evolved far beyond those of ordinary mutant crows.

The consumption of the crystal cores of more than a thousand crows is a huge expense every day, which is why many bases use hummingbirds.

Hummingbirds consume less and are more obedient and less ambitious.

Crow obedience training is a huge challenge from the beginning.

As soon as the briquettes were busy, the gray mouse had no companion.

Every day he could only sit under the man-eating tree, watching the crows flying in the sky from time to time, and then wipe his spear and armor with a rag.

Jiang You saw loneliness in a mouse for the first time.

But she is busy now and has no time to take care of a mouse's mood.

Therefore, he didn't notice when Gray Mouse integrated several milk babies in the village, secretly cut off the red cloth head of a crow's foot and wrapped it around his own spear, becoming a guerrilla leader.

The spirit quartet has also been very busy recently. As the training of the old monsters in Longshan continues, the young people can no longer suppress these old monsters.

So Jiang You directly asked these young people to join the training team, and the spirit quartet and Da Zhuang were responsible for guarding the records.

Longshan is like an old machine that has been idle for many years. After simple repairs, it started running at high speed.

Needless to say, these old guys are all talented. Several times they forced the red-eyed potatoes to show up to suppress the riots.

Potato will only have another personality when he is in a life or death crisis.

But usually, Maoji Gong, Bird's Nest Princess and Square Face follow him closely, so Tudou has no chance of life or death crisis.

But facing these old monsters from Shanglongshan, the other three were too busy to follow Tudou all the time. Tudou's name flashed crazily in the book of life and death every day.

So that night, Jiang You was standing on the edge of the cliff of Longshan Mountain, blowing in the wind, when a bald man silently came out of the woods behind.

When Jiang You turned around, he saw those red eyes.

"Hey, long time no see, what should I call you? Who is the dominant personality, you or Tudou? Or is it neither of you, the dominant personality has been killed by you a long time ago?"

It's still the same face, but the whole person's temperament has changed drastically.

Tudou did not answer her directly, but walked next to her, squinted his eyes and took a deep breath.

I really enjoy the mountain breeze carrying the fragrance of grass and trees. "The name is just a code name. I have had many names. I can't even remember the first one... If you want to see me, you can just say it. Why let that idiot deal with a group of old people?" monster."

"You will come out when I call you?"

Jiang You kept Tudou's words in mind, and then smiled softly, "If I don't squeeze Tudou, can you take the initiative?

I have called you several times, but it seems that the sound cannot reach your ears. Or are you pretending to be deaf when you heard me? "

"What do you want to know?"

"Bloodline, or fire."

"I don't know what you are talking about, stupid person, you have the wrong person..."

"When we first met, you said you smelled the smell of the abyss on me..."

Jiang You squinted his eyes, his expression a bit cunning and determined, "I have good hearing and a good memory..."