Don’t panic when the apocalypse comes, stock up on food first and then guns

The middle-aged woman opened the door, gave a brief explanation, and then turned and left.

Before leaving, those eyes looked at everyone.

It's like sizing up goods, which is very uncomfortable.

Jiang You looked in the direction she was walking back.

Across the huge square, there are low houses on this side, and on the other side of the square, there is a row of white two-story buildings.

There are transparent glass windows, flower beds, and street lights.

But here, there isn't even a light bulb in the house.

Jiang You casually glanced at the room he was assigned to, then walked directly to the innermost bed as quickly as possible, opened it with his hands, and chose the upper bunk.

"This bed is mine! Whoever dares to steal it will beat her to death!"

She scolded arrogantly.

It's close to the vent, and it's barely the bed with the best lighting in the whole house.

Zhang Shuhui then chose the lower bunk, and the Bird's Nest Princess hung on the bed next to her.

As soon as the woman left, the survivors came to life.

Seeing that the best seat was taken away, other people in the room were not happy.

"Why do you three occupy the best position?"

"That black face, come down!"

"Yes, this is so unfair. We are all new here, and we are all the same! You directly occupied a few of the best beds, what about the others?!"

Jiang You spread his hands and said, "What should I do? Let's eat it cold~"

The posture is very unbeatable.

Zhang Shuhui stared at Jiang You's every move with some confusion. Jiang You was not usually a person who would act so arrogantly.

But at this time, she obviously intended to provoke conflicts in the entire accommodation room.

Although it is not clear why she did this.

But as a qualified follower, the only thing you have to do is to follow the leader!

Since the teacher wanted to light the fire, she made it brighter.

She glanced at Jiang You first, and then jumped out of bed with the other party's acquiescence.

With one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the other dozen survivors who were about to take action, he started to curse.

Just as the flattering words sounded nice just now, the scolding words now sound ugly.

"What are you looking at? If you look at it again, you will squint your eyes! My eldest sister wants to live in the best bed in this room!"

"She doesn't deserve it, do you? If you don't have a mirror, just pee and look at yourself. Three keys cost ten yuan. How many keys do you deserve!"

"And you! Who did you call blackface?

My boss is the only one favored by the sun! Just like you, when you go out in broad daylight, the sun avoids you! "

"What's wrong with scolding you? If you can, hit me, thief Sun!"

"Don't scold you, I can still carve these words on your monument!"

"It's the son's fault for not educating his father, it's my fault you are trash!"

"..."

Zhang Shuhui doesn't use any curse words when she curses, but her words are harsh in people's lungs.

He was alone in his verbal battle with others, but with her, Jiang You had no room to express himself, so he simply crossed his arms, took two steps back, and sat on the bed.

The princess came over and whispered, "Do you want me to help her?"

Jiang You nodded, "Just protect her and don't let her be beaten to death!"

"As ordered!"

A group of people below were already arguing.

More than a dozen mouths were opened against Zhang Shuhui alone, but they could not suppress her arrogance.

After the princess joined, Zhang Shuhui was responsible for scolding and Princess Bird's Nest was responsible for beating.

Just two people, stunned and forced more than a dozen people on the other side to retreat.

Finally, Zhang Shuhui stood at the door of the dormitory, glanced at Jiang You from the corner of her eye, and saw the corners of her mouth raised.

Know you did the right thing.

But since the leader did not stop it, it proves that the fire is not burning brightly enough and there is still trouble!

So she stepped on the threshold, took a deep breath, and then continued to curse.

A person with superpowers rushed forward and slapped him, but the bird's nest princess punched him back.

Zhang Shuhui: "Take a look at yourself. You take one step and three steps. With your fighting ability, you shake your brains out and talk to me!"

Another superpower used his superpower to secretly attack, and the bird's nest princess directly kicked him away with a flying goose on the sand.

Zhang Shuhui: "You, little Kalami, are still carrying out sneak attacks! You little brat, don't think that I won't dare to scold you because you are uglier than me!"

"..."

Several survivors rushed forward, and the bird's nest princess waved her fist to fight one against three.

As the battle became more intense, Zhang Shuhui's words kept firing like a machine gun.

"You bitch, you were hiding when humans evolved! You don't have anything in your head!"

"Don't come over here. I was bitten by a dog when I was a child. Now I'm scared when I see a dog!"

"And you, if you can, just stand still and don't move. I'll buy you two kilograms of oranges!"

"..."

Jiang You felt that the scene in front of him didn't require his own efforts.

The two generals Heng Ha beside him have perfectly ignited the flames of war.

Soon, the middle-aged aunt who had just left came back the same way, with oil stains on her mouth that had not been wiped clean.

Maybe it was because the food in Shikigu was really good that she could grow taller and rounder.

Feng Chunlan was halfway through her meal when she received news that a fight broke out in the female dormitory.

He immediately licked his lips and angrily walked towards the female house.

She is in charge of the hostel, so it doesn't matter if they fight or fight, but if someone dies, their wages will be deducted!

"Damn, these are such inconvenient things! I've only been away for a few minutes, and now it's on!"

"A bunch of bastards!"

"You're so energetic, just keep growing food!"

She walked over aggressively, and as soon as she went there she saw a smaller woman standing on the door frame and chatting with others. Although she was not tall, she was very powerful.

Like a small firecracker.

There was also a man with a chicken coop on his head who was fighting with several female survivors.

Jiwotou grabbed a person's hair with his left hand and pinched a person's neck with his right hand.

There was a survivor beneath his feet.

There are a few people lying on the ground next to them, vomiting blood...

He kept shouting.

"Come on! Come on, everyone! Let me fight each other, princess!"

"You actually dare to be disrespectful to Mrs. Jiang Jiang. I asked my father to kill all nine of your clans. No, I'll kill the ten clans!"

"I am a phoenix that fell into the water, but I can still stand out from the crowd. Let you guys see the sandbag-sized fists of Princess Protector!"

"come!!"

Feng Chunlan: "..."

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

Where does this lunacy come from!

Is the Four Seasons Valley so short of people now?

Anyone with brain problems should be sent here!