The master of metaphysics, she is beautiful, strong and flirty

"Buzzing—"

In the middle of the night, the vibrating sound of mobile phones is particularly disturbing.

Chi Yu woke up in a daze and reached for the mobile phone on the bedside table without opening his eyes.

His fingertips happened to touch the green icon on the screen, and the call was connected.

"Uncle Police, no, Sister Police, I want to call the police. I want to call the police!" A girlish voice with a bit of childishness came from the receiver. Although the speakerphone was not turned on, the silent late night environment still made these words reach Chiyu's ears very clearly.

She keenly extracted key information such as "late night", "girl", and "alarm phone number" from the call. Her sleepiness was instantly washed away, and she did not bother to tell the caller that the police phone number was wrong.

Chi Yu eagerly grabbed the phone, turned over and sat up from the bed, subconsciously wanting to ask about the specific situation, but the other person didn't give her time to speak, and started howling:

"Ouch, ow, ow, ow - I'm really miserable! I suffered three childbirths in one day. The few who escaped from the disaster were either injured or disabled. Seeing that the next, two or three chapters will also have to deal with those children. Receive a box lunch, my heart hurts so much that I can’t breathe, ahhhhh——”

Chiyu: "???"

What the hell? Chi Yu moved her lips and tried to interrupt, but the caller was very excited and spoke so fast that she couldn't find any space to interrupt:

"Police sister, go and arrest all those scumbags who are persecuting me! Promise me that you will use your socialist iron fist to beat them all into tofu!"

Chi Yu: "!!!" As a criminal police officer who became a hot topic for violently beating a criminal suspect and was nicknamed the "spokesman of socialist iron fist" by troll netizens, Chi Yu was eventually suspended indefinitely. To express being offended.

When thinking about this, Chi Yu was still a little upset.

She regretted that she hit him too lightly! You should punch that bastard's brains out with one punch!

She could never forget the scene when the scumbag showed no remorse at all when identifying the scene. Instead, he said with a playful smile, "It's comfortable, but it's a pity that I'm young and don't know how to do it." Chi Yu felt that his fist became hard again.

"Those scumbags are really scumbags, they make me so angry..."

"Stop!" Chi Yu, who was on fire in his heart, forcefully interrupted the barrage on the other side. "If you are really in danger and it's not convenient to say it clearly, just say '嘤嘤嘤嘤' and leave the rest to me."

"..." There was a suspicious silence on the other side for two seconds before he hesitated and said: "Well, um, there is danger, but it's not me who is in danger, it's the bastards who are in danger! Don't look at the stickers on their bodies. He was labeled as a villain, but really..."

"Okay." It was enough to hear this, and it was confirmed. This was indeed not a call for help. "Sister, whether you are causing this because you are addicted to TV series, animations or novels, your situation has gone wrong. If you are possessed by the devil, please get out of the trap and save your IQ."

After finishing speaking, Chi Yu hung up the phone directly without waiting for the other party's response.

She lay down again, but she was no longer sleepy. Her mind was filled with that disgusting face that made her teeth and hands and feet itch.

Maybe... I should apply for a prison visit tomorrow? Just say that you want to apologize face to face, not through a glass plate with a phone. Then...as long as she is fast enough, she will be able to stomp, hit, throw and kick her before the prison guards stop her...

Just when Chi Yu was having his own thoughts, his cell phone started buzzing again——"

Chi Yu: "..."

This time, he didn't touch the answer icon by mistake, but looking at the unfamiliar number on the screen, Chi Yu had a vague premonition.

After hesitating for two seconds, she answered it.

As soon as she was connected, her premonition came true.

"Police sister, please believe me! I'm not me, I'm normal! I sincerely ask you to help..."

Chi Yu hung up the call decisively.

However, before she could put it down, her phone started buzzing again——"

Chi Yu: "..."

It seems that this girl is determined to harass her.

Faced with this situation, Chi Yu didn't answer the call anymore, hung up directly, and quickly blacklisted the number. Not clicking the report button was the last tenderness she showed towards the little girl.

However, this little girl obviously failed Chi Yu's tenderness.

In the next ten minutes, Chi Yu blacklisted 23 numbers, which was more than the total number she had blacklisted in the past five years.

When the 24th number came in again, Chi Yu felt that the seal her alma mater had put on her for four years was cracked.

What about the self-cultivation of the people's servants, the police spirit forged with love and responsibility, the selfless law enforcement, helping the masses and warming their hearts...

Tired, let all the seals that advised her to be kind and gentle, all! All! destroy! Destroy! Bar!

"Ha!" Chi Yu snorted with unknown meaning, and gently slid his finger on the answer icon, "You are very arrogant, little one." Her tone was light and airy, not letting the other party hear that she was about to explode.

"I'm not I didn't..."

"You think I can't do anything to you over the phone, right?"

"I do not……"

"Then you are wrong."

"I……"

"I can just turn it off~" After saying this in a provocative tone, Chi Yu turned off his phone expressionlessly.

Ahhh——!

Although she tried to win over her, the reality was that she was forced to shut down her phone due to a harassing phone call.

Lost.

she! lose! Got it!

"This guy has called and harassed me many times in a row, so he has violated Article 42, Item 5 of the "Public Security Management Punishment Law", right? If we just forget it..."

The unwilling Chi Yu couldn't help but start to mutter in a low voice, but before she could murmur a few words, she heard a somewhat familiar voice again: "That..."

This voice sounded directly in her sea of ​​consciousness!

Yes, the sea of ​​consciousness!

This is clearly the transmission of divine consciousness!

For Chi Yu, who has more than ten years of experience in cultivation, she will never be wrong about the sound transmission from her divine consciousness.

Chi Yu: "Fuck!" A curse word finally broke out.

It has been five years since she traveled to the present day. She has abandoned metaphysics and embraced science, okay?

"I want to be a loyal supporter of materialism and a person who will move forward firmly on the broad road of socialism." Chi Yu gritted his teeth angrily, "Don't mess with me for your unscientific stuff!"

If she hadn't been concerned that it was the middle of the night and worried about disturbing the neighbors' sweet dreams, she would have banged her head against the wall because of her repeatedly collapsed worldview.

"I, I also wanted to use scientific contact information to talk to you, but didn't you turn off your phone?" The tone sounded a little aggrieved.

Chi Yu: "..." So, blame me? !

"Why don't you turn on your phone? Let's talk on the phone?"

Chi Yu pretended not to have heard her (it?) nonsense, "Where are you from? What's the purpose of finding me?" If nothing else, this is the guy she can't avoid and can't kill now, so she just wants to do it herself Be knowledgeable.

"Police sister... No, hello host, I am the 'Good Parent' system. My purpose is to help you, the host, become a good parent." Every sentence has a tone of voice, which is suspected of being cute, but that is not important.

The important thing is, "Although it's a pity, I have to say that you have found the wrong person. I don't have a child."

He spoke of regret, but his obviously lighter tone revealed Chi Yu's true mood, "Not now, and never will be in the future. I am a non-marriage person. You have no use for me, so I will I won’t delay you any longer.”

The implication: Really, don’t touch me!

However, the system didn't seem to understand, "Don't worry, host, the babies are ready-made, you don't need to give birth to them yourself."

[ps: Everyone can see it, Chi Mian is one of the cubs~]