The master of metaphysics, she is beautiful, strong and flirty

Ling Xuyang came to Chi Mian for dinner.

Since he didn't get a response when he sent a message to Chi Mian, and no one answered the voice call, he had no choice but to come over in person.

Unexpectedly, he saw Chi Mian sitting cross-legged on the balcony with his eyes closed, his hair covered with black hair, calm and calm.

He called twice, but no one responded. He also vaguely felt that Chi Mian was in a state of cultivation, so he didn't dare to disturb him anymore, so he squatted aside and watched quietly.

After a while, he saw Chi Mianlu's skin slowly exuding black viscous liquid that was exposed to the air. Well, it was probably like sesame paste.

The viscous liquid dried up quickly and accumulated layer by layer on Chi Mian's skin...

Ling Xuyang became more and more shocked as he watched... Really, it was so dirty!

It's like rolling around in a mire, drying it out, rolling it down again, drying it out again...

Recalling the previous situation, Ling Xuyang quickly stopped, otherwise he would not be able to eat tonight.

"Why are you here?" Ling Xuyang asked Si Xuan.

Si Xuan did not answer directly, but said calmly: "Look at the phone."

Ling Xuyang took out his phone suspiciously and saw that there were several unread messages on WeChat.

He had a vague hunch and clicked on Si Xuan's WeChat dialog box, and sure enough -

Si Xuan: The food is cold.

Si Xuan: The food is cold.

Si Xuan: The food is cold.

Then there is the voice timeout prompt of "the other party has canceled".

Ling Xuyang: "..." Well, it's very similar to the reason why he came here.

"Ahem, I didn't notice." Ling Xuyang explained guiltily, and then gave Si Xuan a "you know" look.

Si Xuan glanced at him and said, "If you don't want to be kicked out of the door, keep your mouth shut." His attitude was his usual cold attitude, but what he said was really for Ling Xuyang's good.

Si Xuan and Ling Xuyang grew up together and knew very well how much Ling Xuyang longed to enter Xuanmen. It was not uncommon for Ling Xuyang to be deceived by fake tricks. Now that he had finally found a real trick, he only hoped that Ling Xuyang would not be fooled by some small tricks. Missed it by mistake.

Of course Ling Xuyang knew what kind of temper his good brother was. He laughed and punched Si Xuan on the shoulder, "Don't worry, brother, I'm not stupid."

His sister Chi's performance just now was obviously that of a beautiful girl!

Of course Si Xuan knew that he was not stupid. What Si Xuan was worried about was his mouth. "Keep your mouth shut." Si Xuan emphasized coldly, "The key is the mouth." Not the brain.

Ling Xuyang: "..." It felt like it was understood.

Si Xuan ignored his speechlessness and said calmly: "I'll go back and cook some more dishes."

Originally Si Xuan had a wait-and-see attitude towards Chi Mian because Ling Xuyang had been tricked too many times.

This time, he would agree to be both a driver and a cook, just because Ling Xuyang took advantage of him. But just now Chi Mian showed his true ability with the mystical art of summoning clouds and rain with one hand... Although the timing of showing this true ability is a bit awkward, no matter what, it is true.

Si Xuan's attitude naturally changed to a serious one. After all, he would not be like Ling Xuyang who did not respect martial ethics and only cheated his friends.

After Si Xuan left, Ling Xuyang found a tissue and wiped away the rainwater that Chi Mian had "fallen" in the room, and then went downstairs to wait.

Waiting on the left, waiting on the right, sitting and waiting, standing and waiting... until the sun had completely set and the sky became dim and dark, it took more than two to three hours before Chi Mian was allowed to come out.

The reason why Chi Mian took so long was not only taking a shower and washing his head many times, but also washing clothes...

After she washed herself from top to bottom, inside and out, she was shocked to realize that there was no change of clothes, so she could only wash the clothes she changed and then use her spiritual power to dry them.

Since she had never washed clothes, she was very unfamiliar with the business and wasted a lot of time.

She came out of the bathroom refreshed and found that the lights downstairs were on. When she walked downstairs, she saw Ling Xuyang lying weakly on the sofa in the hall.

"Sister Chi~" Ling Xuyang stared at her with sad eyes as if she had been cheated of money and sex, "If you don't come out, I will be a corpse."

Chi Mian: "..." Although more than two hours had passed at the scene of She's death, she still felt suffocated when she saw Ling Xuyang, the "witness."

Chi Mian looked away and tried to keep his tone calm and calm, "It's so late, you should go home." Get out of here!

Ling Xuyang seemed to not understand her words, so he stood up from the sofa, "Quick, quick, go eat!" He walked around behind Chi Mian and pushed her back, "I'm really hungry."

Seeing that he seemed to have forgotten what happened before, Chi Mian felt a little relieved and followed his force out the door.

Before even entering the next door, the rich and alluring aroma in the air penetrates directly into one's nose.

Ling Xuyang's stomach began to growl, and Chi Mian swallowed subconsciously.

In fact, she was just going through the motions out of sheer hospitality, thinking that she would not serve the table later, so she could have a cup of tea and escape on the pretext of something urgent.

Because she vaguely remembered that Ling Xuyang mentioned that Si Xuan was cooking.

Not to mention that she doesn't want to face Si Xuan as another "eyewitness" for the time being, but Si Xuan's problems are really difficult to deal with. If she eats someone else...

The phrase "eat people with soft lips" is like a curse! She ate Sister Xiaoyun's lollipop and gave Sister Xiaoyun the amulet; she drank Ling Xuyang's drink and got a handyman; she went to eat Si Xuan's cooking...

But, it smells really good!

Otherwise, just take two bites?

It's okay for the couple. As long as Si Xuan doesn't say thank you to her, it's still safe. After all, she was here to get some food, so Si Xuan had no reason to thank her!

After Chi Mian convinced himself, his pace obviously accelerated.

As soon as he entered the door, Chi Mian saw the two-meter-long table in the center of the hall, and the table filled with... a full banquet of Manchu and Han Dynasties?

"Oh, I'll go!" Ling Xuyang cheered and threw himself in front of the table, "Oh my god, there's my favorite braised pork! There's also sweet and sour pork ribs! And spicy chicken! Wow! And I've been craving for it for a long time. Beef brisket pot…”

The seventeen-year-old boy was as excited as a big dog weighing more than [-] pounds.

Maybe he heard the noise, and Si Xuan appeared at the kitchen door with a spatula.

He ignored Ling Xuyang, just nodded gently to Chi Mian, and said quietly: "It's just in time, you guys eat first, I have the last dish here." After that, he disappeared at the door of the kitchen.

Chi Mian: "..." Gudu - the sound of swallowing saliva.

For some reason, Chi Mian felt that the aroma of the food was stronger when he saw Si Xuan wearing an apron and holding a spatula.

"Sister Chi, sit down quickly!" Ling Xuyang pulled Chi Mian, "He asked us to eat first!" After he pulled Chi Mian to sit down, he put the chopsticks into Chi Mian's hand, "Eat quickly, eat quickly, I told you You, Si Xuan’s cooking skills are just like his face, Jue Juezi!”

After saying that, he stared at Chi Mian with bright eyes. As soon as she moved her chopsticks for the first time, he started to do it immediately!