The master of metaphysics, she is beautiful, strong and flirty

Ling Xuyang showed a pitiful expression, "Sister Chi, I don't dare to ask to become a disciple right away, so please give me a chance to show off first~" He clasped his hands together and said, "Please~"

Chi Mian had no doubt that if she refused, Ling Xuyang would definitely perform a show for her, dog in tears jpg.

However, Chi Mian's heart was as hard as iron, "I will not accept a disciple."

Disciple, she will never have one in her life!

Thinking about how her master used to be a free and happy Bai Fumei, his daily life was——

Laughing at a thousand gold chestnuts, lying drunk on a beautiful woman's lap.

But after taking her as his apprentice, his daily life became——

A lot of money is spent to support an apprentice, and thousands of rivers and mountains are used to fish for an apprentice.

The most terrifying thing is that he still has to help his apprentices with their homework without giving up!

The bulging storage ring is empty, the bright eyes have gone through the changes, the thick hair is thinning...

Chi Mian sympathizes every time he thinks about the above.

With such a tragic lesson learned from the past, how could Chi Mian not be frightened by the news of his "apprentice"?

Anyone who wants to be her apprentice is her enemy.

Chi Mian's cold eyes were directed at Ling Xuyang, who was in tears because of being rejected. "Stop thinking about being my disciple, or I will make you cry from fake to real." After saying that, he raised his fist to show off. deterrence.

Ling Xuyang "..." Although but... is it his illusion? Why do you think those fierce eyes and those fair and delicate little fists are really cute! Can! Afraid!

Ling Xuyang's keen intuition made Ling Xuyang hesitate subconsciously. He didn't dare to pester anymore and just said "oh" in aggrieved manner.

Then he pushed the boxes in front of Chi Mian with a drooping look, "But these are still for you." Although he looked a little sad, he still thanked him sincerely:

"Thank you for telling me that I can learn alchemy and weapon refining." At least I have the right direction for my efforts, right?

Chi Mian: "..." It's a bit scary.

Chi Mian looked at him deeply, then turned to look at Zhou Xiaoyun who was eating melon, and then thought about the two policemen, the original owner Gui and Lin Cheng...

illusion? She always feels like the world is trying to trick her!

Why are all the people I meet like this? How great it would be if they were all like Hong Xueling!

Annoying, but easy.

"I can take you on as a handyman." Chi Mian accepted Ling Xuyang's gift of thanks, but he looked a little embarrassed, "If you have anything you don't understand about cultivation, you can ask me. As for the examples... we'll talk about it at the end of the month. .”

After she said these words, her master's roar seemed to ring in her ears again:

Chi Xiaomian, can your illness be cured? ! Don’t just jump in and go through fire and water as soon as you hear someone say thank you—!

Master, I'm sorry. Not only has this disease not been cured, it seems to have become more serious (╥╯^╰╥)

She doesn't even have a cave now, so what kind of handyman does she need?

She suddenly wanted to regret it, but Ling Xuyang suddenly raised his head and looked at her, "Are you... a handyman disciple?" Damn it! The handyman disciple, he is familiar! Eight out of ten protagonists in novels about good-for-nothing cultivators were originally servant disciples!

"Head boy." Chi Mian emphasized: "Not a disciple."

Ling Xuyang: "Okay, okay, I will be a handyman disciple." The male protagonist's script was placed in front of him, and of course he picked it up without saying a word!

"Head boy!" Chi Mian raised his voice: "There are no disciples!"

Ling Xuyang nodded, "Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, I know, I know."

Chi Mian was then satisfied and reached out to open the wooden boxes on the table one by one.

There are five boxes in total.

Four of the boxes contained magic talisman paper, divided into three different qualities. There was one and a half boxes of inferior quality, one box of low quality, and half a box of medium quality.

The remaining box contained...highlighter?

Chi Mian's brows moved, and he reached out to take out one. He found that the part where the pen body and pen cap met was engraved with a small spirit locking array. She opened the pen cap, and the spirit-locking array failed, and the weak spiritual energy of Lingmo overflowed. She closed the pen cap, and the spirit-locking array was activated again.

It was so interesting. Chi Mian could only sigh once again that people in this world are really smart.

In the absence of a storage magic weapon, it is much more convenient to carry a pen like this with you than to grind the ink on the spot when drawing talismans.

After getting such a novel talisman pen, Chi Mian became more interested, so he simply took out the box containing the middle-grade talisman paper on the spot and prepared to draw the talisman.

When Ling Xuyang saw that the hardcore was coming, he opened his eyes wide and looked at Chi Mian's movements expectantly.

Although Zhou Xiaoyun had already seen Chi Mian's talisman painted once, she still couldn't help but take a closer look.

I saw that Chi Mian's pen was flying like flying, and he could draw a talisman in more than ten seconds. When each talisman was completed, a subtle spiritual light could be seen flashing along the ink mark.

Chi Mian drew ten pictures in a row before he could stop.

"Teacher, no, Sister Chi, you are awesome!" Ling Xuyang eagerly gave Chi Mian a thumbs up and started his rainbow fart, "How can you draw so fast and so well? The success rate is [-]%, my god God! Sister Chi, you are the legendary genius, right?"

"It's just a peace talisman." Chi Mian gave him a roll of his eyes, "If this can be useless, then I am as unfit to learn talismans as you are."

"Ping, peace talisman?" Ling Xuyang was stunned, "Sister Chi, you are too arrogant... you are so domineering. You even used the best spiritual talisman paper to draw the peace talisman. How bold!" He turned his complaints into flattery with a desire to survive.

"The best?" Chi Mian picked up a piece of magic talisman paper and shook it in front of Ling Xuyang's eyes, saying in disbelief: "You guys, do you call this the best?"

"It's the best." Ling Xuyang nodded, "Although I'm not good at drawing talismans, I can't go wrong with the talisman paper." He turned the wooden box containing the talisman paper 90° and motioned to Chi Mian to look at the box. There is an embossed word "ji", "Hey, it's still marked on the box."

"...Then, what about this one?" Chi Mian pointed to the box she considered "low-quality".

"It's top quality." Ling Xuyang replied, and then without waiting for her to ask any more questions, he took the initiative to click on the other two boxes, "This box and a half is medium quality."

Chi Mian: ...The cultural gap is really big.

Chi Mian rubbed his eyebrows, gave two peace charms to Zhou Xiaoyun and Ling Xuyang, and then put away the remaining six.

Ling Xuyang didn't expect that he would receive benefits when he first started. He expressed his feelings to Chi Mian with a moved face, "Sister Chi, you are really kind, thank you so much..."

"You're not allowed to say thank you to me." Chi Mian didn't give him a chance to cast a "Thank You Curse", "Add your contact information first."

After the two added WeChat, Chi Mian transferred 10000 yuan to Ling Xuyang.

Seeing the transfer, Ling Xuyang was stunned, "Sister Chi?"

"Go and help me find a place to live, just one room and one living room." The original owner has been living in the dormitory with the girl group members. Chi Mian plans to terminate the contract with the company after being discharged from the hospital, so he has to find a place to stay first, "rent first Two months.”