After wearing a double, she stayed up all night studying the confinement nanny manual
Chapter 266: Killing all the pigs in the village
Yue Luer live broadcast room.
Biao Er is the only man wearing only a small vest, and his vest is still sexy I-shaped, with a black leather apron on it, and an unlit cigarette in his mouth.
The camera couldn't help but fall on his strong arms, so tender! This is real tendon meat!
The comment section has been flooded with saliva.
"This guy really doesn't treat us as outsiders! Look at those men hiding and tucking, and look at this other person! He's really showing off his flesh!"
"Damn! Killing pigs alone! This is a real pig butcher! He is the ceiling figure in our pig killing world!"
"Man! This is the man I want! How could you, that sow, lie under his hands..."
"Let that sow go away and do it for me. I'm not afraid of death!"
"Sisters upstairs, calm down, he's holding a real knife! You can throw off your pants, but we can't throw away our lives!"
……
Biao Er's eyes were sharp and focused, and he raised the knife in his hand. The big knife with a cold light was inserted into the pig's neck, cleanly and without any hesitation. Pig blood spurted out and flowed into the basin that had been prepared.
The sow that was still struggling just now gradually lost its breath, shed its hair and peeled off its internal organs. The whole movement was smooth and full of beauty...
The middle-aged uncle who has been killing pigs in the village for more than ten years was shocked. It turns out that there are so many things to pay attention to when killing pigs! All these years of work have been in vain!
No wonder the old man often said that you should live and learn, but he still didn't learn enough!
Thinking of this, the uncle immediately grabbed a piece of tissue paper and leaned over to study: "Brother, can you teach me your pig-killing skills?"
Biao Er patted his chest proudly: "I watch pig killing videos for an hour every day. People should learn more and watch more to make progress!"
The uncle was thoughtful, it seems that he still didn't work hard enough...
After killing the pig, it’s time to interact with netizens and sell goods.
Yue Luer made big waves. The plaid shirt forced her to wear it, which made her look a bit immodest. No matter how hard she buttoned it, some of the buttons would always fall open.
She bent down slightly and could see the amazing arc flashing by: "Dear dears, our pork is all natural. The villagers will dry it into secret jerky and deliver it to everyone in a vacuum. It tastes very good. oh!"
After saying the lines, Yue Luer picked up a piece of pork belly and bumped it in his hand: "It feels good, do you want to try it?"
The eyes of all the netizens in the live broadcast room subconsciously fell on her unbuttoned buttons...
Biao Er has already taken off his apron, first showing off his muscles, and then pointing to a large pile of pork belly and starting to sell the goods: "Family members, family members, I just slaughtered the Zhenerbajing black pork. I will cook it for you guys today." Welfare!"
Yue Luer immediately cheered and shouted: "Okay! Do the welfare!"
Biao Er continued to open the mic: "After we eat this black pork, our waists don't hurt and our legs don't feel sore. An eighty-year-old man can do a backflip after eating it!"
Yue Luer shouted: "Yes! Backflip!"
Biao Er became even more excited. He slapped the table with his powerful arm: "Old fellows, what is our daily price?"
Yue Luer narrowed her eyes: "1999!"
"Today I will do a favor for everyone!"
Biao Er waved his hand: "1999 doesn't want it! 999 doesn't want it! 99 doesn't want it!"
"do not want!"
"Don't want it yet! Okay, 69 do you want it!"
"You still don't want it? Okay, I'll give you Boda today! I'll give you free shipping for 59 a pound!"
Yue Luer's eyes widened and she shook her upper body and shook Biao Er desperately: "No! I said no! This is black pork! You can't sell it at this price!"
Biao Er pushed her away: "Get out of here! I killed the pig! I can sell it if I say it can!"
"Get in the car now!"
Yue Luer was lying on the ground, with a few more buttons falling open. She looked up and smiled sadly: "The dried black pork is only 59 per pound with free shipping! If you miss it, wouldn't you miss million!"
Biao Er looked at her solemnly: "Even if you cry to death today, I will still sell pork!"
The camera switches back and forth, showing a disheveled woman and a shirtless man looking fierce. Who would have thought that this is a live broadcast room selling pork?
"One, two, three, old man, get in the car!"
The live broadcast room was as lively as the Chinese New Year. A thousand orders were sold out as soon as they were put on the shelves...
Liu Dashan was dumbfounded. He stared blankly at the live broadcast room, and then glanced at Ye Qingqing: "No, when we are doing a show, who told them to actually sell the goods? A thousand orders have been sold out? Are they sold out now?"
He was so convinced!
In fact, 50,000 yuan is just their gimmick. It is difficult to sell these agricultural products for so much money in one live broadcast. After all, the unit price is too low and fans only have to pay for it. The reason why I say 50,000 yuan is because if the price is too low, there will be no program effect.
It can’t be said that they run a program with the slogan of helping farmers, and only sell a few thousand yuan for a live broadcast, right?
But he really didn't expect that this pig-killing duo had learned all the essence of sales from those anchors! The two sang and harmonized, and they worked together seamlessly. Just now, many real consumers came in backstage...
Just ten minutes! These two have overachieved!
"A thousand kilograms of dried pork! How could I get so much dried pork on horseback! Are these two people going to wipe out all the pigs in the village?"
Ye Qingqing glanced at him calmly: "Those who do big things don't stick to trivial matters. As long as they can be popular, you don't care about pork or not! At worst, the pigs in the next village will be killed too!"
Besides, don’t we all raise pigs just to sell them for money? Isn’t this more profitable than the villagers selling it to meat dealers at a low price?
Liu Dashan took a breath: "The life of a pig is also a life! If all the pigs are killed, why do they raise them!"
The village chief standing behind was so excited that he covered Liu Dashan's mouth: "Stop talking! Mr. Ye is such a great person! Every household in our village raises pigs, and this pig is a handful." Once sold out, everyone can celebrate the New Year in advance!”
Liu Dashan: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The horse rider is here to show, not to sell pork! Who cares about the subsequent shipping and packaging?
It’s just that Biao Er and Yue Luer over there are not enjoying themselves at all.
Biao Er tugged at his vest, and his strong muscles immediately attracted a large number of people to come in: "I just took a look, many friends haven't grabbed it, right? Don't be anxious, how many people want it? I want it. My friend, type the words "Want" on the public screen!"
Yue Luer got up again, buttoning up and shaking his arms vigorously: "You are crazy! We will compensate the show crew!"
Biao Er pushed the person away again and tugged at his vest: "Go away!"
People in the comment area were making comments while placing orders.
"Pig-killing CP, YYDS!"
"Oh my god, they match up so well! The girl is hot, and the guy is even hotter! This is a powerful combination!"
……
At this time, in the speeding car, Qiao looked at the live broadcast room with a calm face, then turned his head and glanced at Lin Wanning: "Is this Biao Er's job?"
Lin Wanning pursed her lips, feeling an invisible murderous aura spreading. She thought about it and then spoke: "His work is all voluntary, and it is absolutely impossible for Ye Qingqing to force him. You see, the other people didn't take off their coats. "
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