Dumped at the beginning: The actor's song became popular all over the Internet

There was a burst of laughter from the audience.

The effect is even better than in the theater.

Shao Yang pretended to be stupid and said, "Then what should I say?"

Yu Qian sighed: "Yu Qian."

Shao Yang hurriedly changed his words: "The famous master of praise... Teacher Yu Qian."

Yu Qian: "Hey."

Shao Yang continued: "It's my first time to go on stage to talk about cross talk. I feel very excited and nervous at the same time."

Yu Qian nodded: "This is the first time."

Shao Yang smiled and said, "I knew I was going to talk cross talk with Teacher Yu Qian today, so I called a friend to ask for advice."

"Really? Do you still have friends in the cross talk world?"

"Crosstalk originates from life but is higher than life. It's the same for anyone who asks for advice."

"That's true."

"My friend suggested that I write something new, saying that today's cross talk is too traditional and cannot keep up with the times."

"Really?"

Yu Qian didn't know which of Shaoyang's words was baggage and which was foreshadowing, so he could only follow his words.

Shao Yang: "Yes, why don't today's young people like to listen to cross talk and watch TV series?"

Yu Qian: "Why?"

Shao Yang: "Because there are many types of TV series."

Yu Qian: "What types are there?"

Shao Yang's voice shrilled and he suddenly clapped his hands: "A large-scale costume fantasy fairy tale!"

"Hey, scare me."

Yu Qian pretended to be frightened, making the audience laugh.

Shao Yang continued in a very exaggerated way: "Large-scale urban romantic drama, large-scale science fiction suspense ethical romance drama, large-scale..."

Yu Qian quickly grabbed hold of Shao Yang who was going crazy: "Okay, okay, stop talking, you are too scary."

"There are so many types."

"It has nothing to do with our cross talk that there are many types."

Shao Yang exclaimed, shook his head and said, "If you talk about cross talk on TV, you have to learn from the TV series."

"There is also this saying."

"Of course there is."

"Then how can we learn from it?" Yu Qian asked humbly.

Shao Yang said: "The most popular recently is the large-scale costume fantasy fairy drama, you can learn from it."

"Ah."

"The first large-scale ancient costume fantasy fairy cross talk in China. Imagine the two of us standing under ten miles of peach blossoms and talking about the cross talk of "Three Lives and Three Lives". Isn't it dazzling?"

This term has been popular in fairy tale dramas in the past few years, except for Sword and Sword 1.

So as soon as Shaoyang said it, there was a lot of laughter in the audience, and the little girls like Bai Lingbaizhi were staggering with laughter.

"Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms, Three Lives and Three Worlds, these are all nothing. I don't know how to talk about this cross talk, so I can't say it."

"You try."

"I wouldn't tell you if I tried."

"Then tell me what you usually say."

Yu Qianle laughed and said: "We usually go to this stop. Thank you everyone for giving us warm applause..."

Just as Yu Qian was about to continue speaking, Shao Yang interrupted: "Why are you so shameless?"

"what happened?"

"You want applause when you come up?"

"That's all."

"You are not an ordinary cross talk actor. What you are talking about now is a large-scale costume fantasy fairy cross talk. You have to pay attention to your wording."

“How do I pay attention to my wording?”

"Applause cannot be called applause."

"Then you have to shout applause?"

Shaoyang raised a branch and lowered his voice: "Thunder!"

"what is it call?"

"Tianlei!"

"Hey, this cross talker was struck by lightning."

"Hahahaha." There was a burst of laughter from below, and even the camera teacher couldn't help it.

"Friends from the audience cannot be called friends from the audience."

"Then the audience friends have to shout?"

"Immortals."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Yu Qian looked confused: "Is there a dog fairy?"

"There are also Chicken Immortals, Snake Immortals, and Bastard Immortals..."

"What a mess, what is a pig fairy?"

Shao Yang explained: "All the great immortals are called Zhuxian for short."

"Oh, that's what it means."

"So you have to say this."

Yu Qian also said with curiosity on his face: "How to say it."

Shao Yang raised his voice and said sharply: "Kowtow to all the immortals for the rolling thunder in the sky!!!"

in the audience.

"Hahahahahaha."

"Brother Haha Yang is too funny."

"How can he know everything."

"Sister Jiajia, has Brother Yang ever learned cross talk?"

"No, he didn't tell me that he had studied cross talk."

"Why is that so funny?"

"..."

Shao Yang pointed to the audience who were laughing like crazy and said: "Look, look... just keep going."

Yu Qian continued: "I am honored to stand on this stage and perform with all the star teachers present."

"Brother Qian, it's really not me who said it, your words are too watery."

Yu Qian was interrupted again and said unhappily: "Then come, come."

"I told you to pay attention to your wording, why didn't you listen?"

"Why pay attention?"

Shaoyang said in a straight tone: "The stage cannot be called a stage."

"That's called?"

"Zhuxian Terrace."

There was another burst of laughter from below, and the laughter was very dense.

"The scene cannot be called the scene."

"That's called?"

"The world is deserted."

"oops."

"A star cannot be called a star."

"That's called?"

"Shangxian!"

"The performance can't be called a performance."

"Does that have to be called?"

"Crossing Tribulation."

A series of baggage was thrown out at once, making everyone below laugh so hard that they couldn't close their mouths from ear to ear.

Yu Qian looked sideways at Shao Yang and said, "Then how should I say this?"

"You have to say that." Shao Yang smiled and said in a funny voice: "I am very happy to be able to survive the tribulation together with the immortals from all over the world on this Zhuxian platform!!!"

"Hahahahaha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Haha."

"I burst into tears laughing."

.......

Shao Yang originally thought that he could not say it well, but he did not expect that the atmosphere at the scene would be so good.

He gradually got better.

Keep incorporating new ideas into it.

Everyone in the audience was as excited as if they had been shot.

Shao Yang has been satirizing the current entertainment industry phenomenon in a meme-based way. At this time, cross talk's most basic method of criticizing current ills, Shao Yang used a very advanced method to express it.

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue broke into cold sweats from start to finish.

It's so bullshit.

If this is really the first time Shaoyang talks about cross talk.

Then he is definitely a genius.

Yue Yunpeng remembers clearly that the first time he went on stage to talk about cross talk, he was coaxed off the stage.

It's also the first time.

Compared with the Shaoyang he is now, he is nothing.

Yue Yunpeng's eyes were filled with envy.

When Yu Qian finally said: "Fuck you."

The entire cross talk performance ends here.

This show is truly a miracle.

If he hadn't been watching in front of the monitor from beginning to end, Wu Dan would not have believed that Shao Yang and Yu Qian could have put on such a wonderful show without any preparation in advance or even dialogue.

When Shao Yang and Yu Qian bowed and left the stage, there was a warm round of applause from the audience.

"Brother Yang, you are so amazing."

"It's so funny."

"Too good."

"Brother Yang, have you ever learned cross talk?"

"No ah."

"too strong."

Yu Qian also praised: "If this is really your first time, your performance just now was better than more than 90% of the crosstalk actors in the industry."

"Brother Qian, don't praise me like that."

"I'm telling the truth."

Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue also agreed.

After everyone praised him, Wu Thant also asked the staff to serve the ninth dish.

There's still one last show left.

Everyone who should go up went up, and those who didn't go up were all those who had no program. When Xue Jiajia noticed that many people were looking at her, she pulled Shaoyang with her hand.

Shao Yang quickly stood up and said: "Then I will sing one last song."

"Okay."

"Brother Yang, Brother Yang, Brother Yang."

Someone was booing again.

Shao Yang took the microphone and stood on the stage again.

The last show.

last song.

This song will also be the closing song of this show.

Shao Yang actually didn't prepare in advance, and he didn't have any accompaniment. He thought about it, glanced at Yue Yunpeng, and raised a faint smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Let me sing a folk song that I adapted. I can sing this song without accompaniment."

"It's a new song again."

"Really been waiting."

"There will definitely be surprises."

"Brother Yang, come on!"

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