A Draconian's Survival Guide

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As the bell in the main building of this tea party rang, everything around Rosinandi suddenly became quiet.

Boom!Boom!Boom!

With the sound of bells and the "earth shaking" caused by Charlotte Lingling's foot on the ground, everything around them entered opera mode again.

With her arms swaying on both sides of her body supported by her fat belly, Charlotte Lingling walked out of the cake room in the center of the venue with heavy but light steps.

After seeing it, Rosinandi couldn't help but sigh, "What a flexible fat man!" 】

Her round body makes every step she takes shake, but her whole body is so light when walking.

Accompanied by Charlotte Lingling's sharp voice: "Welcome everyone to come from afar!"

This woman, known as the "Steel Balloon" at sea, actually flew!

Boom!

With a violent shaking, Charlotte Lingling fell from the air in front of everyone.

But this seemingly easy jump for her made people feel as if the entire tea party venue was going to collapse due to her.

"Well, well, well, look around, and all you can see are snacks!" Charlotte Lingling said happily, opening her arms.

Following her opening remarks, the people and objects in the venue started singing and dancing like a musical again.

Even the desserts originally placed on the table had facial features, singing and dancing along with this strange painting style.

Charlotte Lingling raised the cup in her hand and said to everyone: "Drink and enjoy! Enjoy everything that happens here!"

After Charlotte Lingling finished her "wonderful" opening remarks, the tea party was about to officially begin, but there was one heavyweight guest who did not arrive before the start.

While Rosinandi was thinking about this, a soldier wearing a chess "tower" hat walked in holding an exquisite photo, followed by 6 guards.

Charlotte Lingling, who was about to say something when she met Rosinand for the first time, her eyes lit up after seeing the photo, and she just looked at the photo.

The soldier carried the photo all the way to the main table where Charlotte Lingling and Rosinandi were sitting, carefully opened the bracket behind the photo frame, and stood the photo on the table.

The soldier saluted and said, "Mother, Sister Carmelo has arrived."

Charlotte Lingling happily said in an exaggerated tone: "Yes, this is our nun."

Immediately, a flatterer next to me said: "Ah~ it's great that the nun is smiling today too, her smile is like the sun!"

After Charlotte Lingling heard this, her laughter was about to change: "Ah ha ha ha~ Well, well, well, yes, nuns are the light of this world!"

Seeing this scene, Rosinandi knew that his opportunity had come. After opening his sensory perception, he quietly leaned into Stussy's ear and whispered:

"Every time you see this dead woman pushing you into the abyss, how do you manage not to get angry? Is there any purpose?"

Stussy is worthy of being CP0's top spy. After hearing Rosinandi's words, his expression, eyes, and even heartbeat did not change at all. He acted out a puzzle from the inside out and asked: "What are you talking about? Luo Xiandi." President Xindi?"

"Ah hahaha~ No, this cup of lava is too hot to drink. I'm talking nonsense." Rosinandy replied while observing Stussy carefully.

Although Stussy's performance just now can be said to be full marks, he still saw flaws.

Because his cognition had been practiced to the point where he could "see" the energy in other people's bodies, he clearly felt that Stussy had just used the advanced technique of "returning life" to control the muscles and internal organs of her own body.

"It can be regarded as a gift for the two newly born children. I brought a gift to you, Charlotte." The loan king asked his men to take out a big treasure box and said.

Charlotte Lingling rubbed her hands and said excitedly: "Isn't this a treasure box? I like treasure boxes the most. What's in it?"

When Stussy heard this, she immediately took out a treasure box and ended the conversation with Rosinandi. She said to Charlotte Lingling: "I also brought you a gift~ Lingling~"

Seeing that everyone had taken out gifts, Morgans also took out a box and shouted: "My gift is a precious gift brought back from the south."

The King of Shipping patted his box and said, "I went to the northernmost place."

Then all the guests presented their gifts and placed boxes one by one in front of Charlotte Lingling.

Charlotte Lingling laughed on the gift hill, picked up a box and rubbed it on her face and said: "Well, well, well, I'm so happy! There are so many gifts every time! Thank you everyone, I am so happy. ~"

Seeing that everyone attending the tea party had a gift, Rosinandi couldn't help but cursed in her heart:

[What is the difference between this and the big gangsters in those places in the old society? Do you rely on tea parties to collect money? In the original Chinese version, Smoker was almost wiped out by you because he didn’t give any gifts at this stage~]

Although there were all kinds of strange thoughts in his mind, Rosinandi still picked up a small box and stood up and walked forward and said: "This is a gift from the Don Quixote family, which is a symbol of establishing diplomatic relations with the Charlotte family."

Before Charlotte Lingling could say anything, Loan King Field sneered: "The kind of family that is willing to be a lackey for the world government actually dares to compare with the Charlotte family. A brat is a brat. He doesn't know how high the sky is. Huh?" ~”

The usually silent Sea Transport King Umit also spoke uncharacteristically, with the familiar short but effective speech: "Is the gift for establishing diplomatic relations packed in such a small box? You can't even put a devil fruit in it, right?"

After Rosinandi heard the ridicule from the people around him, he jumped to the top of the "gift mountain" in front of him with light steps, put his little treasure box on the top and said:

"Although the box is not big, I dare say that all the gifts here are not as valuable as the things in my box, hahaha~"

Warehouse King Ji Bosen's face was already flushed from drinking at this time, but he still took a sip of wine and said: "You really don't know the heights of the world~"

Stussy also showed a playful smile, wanting to see Rosinandi's final fate.

"Well, well, that's really a valuable gift! I've always wanted to do business with the Don Quixote family."

After hearing this, Rosinandi also laughed together and said: "Then the gift I gave you this time will definitely satisfy you! Because it contains the greatest sincerity of our Don Quixote family in establishing diplomatic relations, hahaha~"