A Draconian's Survival Guide

Sure enough, wisdom is a necessity for a mature time traveler! Tianlong talent is the best solution to travel through the world of pirates!

From birth, all kinds of happiness that ordinary people can't even imagine come to me like a tide.

Breastfeeding? Low end!

Have you ever seen a 3-month-old child using 16 wet nurses at the same time? And they are all turbulent young ladies, no more than 25 years old! Completely achieve the freedom of breast milk for the 3-month-old Draco cub!

And in order to diversify the taste, the nannies will also control their own diet.

Some people eat barbecue every meal, so it’s bbq flavor.

Some people eat fruit every day, so they have watermelon, mango, and strawberry flavors.

Some people only eat sweets every day, so they have sweet and original ones.

The most amazing thing is that one of them eats soybeans and drinks cold water every day, so he has the most delicious soy milk.

We have to drink until we want to vomit milk every day, not just to grow taller, but mainly so that we don’t appear to be the kind of people who can’t afford to enjoy it!

Is there someone to rock the cradle and fan you while you sleep? Low end!

You definitely need to be in the arms of four 19-year-old girls to fall asleep!

After all, babies like to sleep with bottles in their arms. There are eight constant-temperature bottles surrounding you. You can hug this soft one now and the big one now. There are so many choices that you can’t handle it~

Once I can crawl and sit, I will be even more happy.

Every day, dozens of young, beautiful and bubbly ladies surround you and shout "little master, little master" non-stop.

Once you can walk and talk, you will really be "happy here and don't miss Shu"!

At a young age (one and a half years old), he lived the life of the late King Zhou as an early cub of the Tianlong people, completely reaching the pinnacle of his life.

Want to play on the slide? Too low-end, not worthy of the status of a Tianlong!

Just ask 300 people to form an S-shaped snake formation. Why do you need a slide? Let’s just play the humanoid conveyor belt!

What? parents? brothers and sisters?

How could I have seen it before? Except for a glimpse when he was born, he was not there the rest of the time.

After all, in such a happy life, no one has time to look after children! You don't need to think about it to know that they must be living their happy life.

After all, Qiao Shan, the great godfather of health care, once said: "If 98 is like this, then 298 is still not allowed to take off?"

At just over a year old, he is already living a dream life of "My little master is awesome!", "My little master is so awesome!", and "My little master doesn't want it~". How can the adult world of Draco be so satisfying?

Sure enough, the happiness of Tianlong people is beyond the imagination of ordinary people! Ah hahaha~

Of course, happy time is always short-lived, and Rosinandi's happy time stopped forever at the moment he found out that his name was Rosinandi.

Rossinandi: "So my last name is Don Quixote?"

Butler: "Yes, little master, don't you know your last name?"

Rosinandi thought that in such a happy day, how could he have time to ask what his last name was? Isn’t it all done now? Who would have thought that after traveling through time and becoming a Celestial Dragon, there would be such a big pit waiting for me!

Rocinante: "And my name is Rocinante. Did my father just think of it today?"

Butler: "Yes, Young Master Rosinandi."

Rosinandy: "So my full name?"

Butler: "Don Quixote Rocinante, young master."

Rocinante: "What are my brother and my father's names?"

Butler: "Don Quixote, Ancient Sage Huo Ming and Don Quixote, Sage Doflamingo, young master"

Rosindi slapped the table angrily: "I'll wipe it!"

Table health - 0.1

Don Quixote Huo Minggu then suffered a mental illness and ran away with his wife and children to become an ordinary person.

Then he tricked his wife to death first and then himself, tricked his eldest son out of his antisocial personality and his younger son out of his Electra complex, and followed in the footsteps of the Neferutari family in Alabasta to become the biggest Draco second and fifth generation guy. ?

You have clearly exhausted all your wisdom and patience and put aside your dignity to come up with the plan. Why did you still fall into the pit of the system?

Was it because he was too arrogant in the last moment and made the system father angry? Is it true that caution in words and deeds is a necessary condition for becoming a time traveler?

Rosinandi calmed down, looked at the housekeeper who was frightened by his slap on the table and asked, "So what year is it now?"

Butler: "It is July 1487, 7 in the Haiyuan calendar. Today is also your second birthday, Holy Young Master Rosinandi."

(In the original work, Rosinandi was born on July 7th, but in order to match the Libra Ming brother, he was born 15 days late, in order to give the protagonist a Leo character.)

Rosinandi: "It's 1487~ If I'm two years old this year, where is my brother Doflamingo Saint?"

Steward: "Your brother is two years older than you and is now four years old, Holy Master Rosinandi."

After talking about this, Rosinandi's mind began to race rapidly for the first time in two years.

“剧情开始时间记不清了，但明哥那时的年龄是40岁左右，他比我大2岁也就是1483年出生，坑儿子父亲被明哥干掉的时候最多不到10岁。也就是说在4~7年之后老子就不是天龙人了？”

The housekeeper looked at Rosinandi who was frowning and thinking, thinking that as a Celestial Dragon, he could speak clearly at the age of two, and that he had so many emotions and was still thinking clearly.

It looked like he was a Tianlong who was not easily dismissed, so he tentatively flattered him: "Master is really a genius. He started thinking like an adult at the age of two."

Rocinante came to his senses only after hearing these words. After studying the butler for a while, he said, "You don't need to flatter me, and you don't need to end every sentence with an honorific when you talk to me in the future."

Butler: "Okay, I understand, young master."

Rosinandy: "So from today on you are my butler, right?"

Butler: "Yes, young master."

Rosinandi sighed, thought for a while and then told the housekeeper: "Now, go and prepare a piano for me, and a beautiful female slave who can play the piano. Then find a children's book, and a A beautiful female slave who can read.”

Butler: "I understand, young master"

Luo Nandi looked at the back of the housekeeper trotting away in a hurry, and said to himself: "We must find a way to make Huo Minggu give up the idea of ​​​​being an ordinary person!"

The housekeeper was professional and brought everything and people we needed in less than half an hour.

Rocinante looked at the woman holding the book and asked, "Do you know how to read? What's your name?"

Woman 1 replied nervously: "Yes, Master, I know the alphabet. My name is Lytle."

Rocinante pointed to another woman and asked, "What about you?"

Woman 2 trembled and said: "My name is Piano, I can read and I can also play the piano. Master"

Rosinandi looked at them and said: "Okay, from now on Lytle will be my reading teacher, and Piano will be my piano teacher. You two have been teaching me piano and reading for three months, no matter what Does anyone have to explain this clearly?"

Lytle: "I understand, young master."

Piano: "I understand, Master."

Rosinandi: "I changed my title. Now I'm called Young Master."

"Yes"

Rocinante turned to look at the housekeeper and said, "Didn't you understand the conversation just now?"

Butler: "I understand, young master."

Rosinandi: "Okay, then go find my father now. Just say that I miss him and want to enhance the relationship between father and son. And by the way, give him some talents!"