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After hearing Xiao Xiaoshan's words, the old patient played by Xu Juncong finally spoke and heard him say:

"Doctor, do we keep patients' privacy completely confidential here?"

heard.

Xiao Xiaoshan said helplessly:

"Uncle, you have asked this question eight times!"

"All right!"

Seeing no one around, the old man played by Xu Juncong whispered:

"I seem to have cheated..."

Xiao Xiaoshan: "..."

Good guy, the word "seems" is used to describe cheating.

The guest room burst into laughter.

The audience at the scene also burst into laughter. Not to mention, they really wanted to laugh when they saw Xu Juncong acting. He was a bit high-spirited. In the previous life, there was a jingle to describe him. It was called "yellow rubber shoes, cropped trousers, and professional mage Liu Haizhu". That's him.

"Excuse me, what happened???" The doctor played by Xiao Xiaoshan looked doubtful, and he doubted his ears.

"Me, I'm getting older and I don't have any hobbies anymore. I usually like to dance square dances, and then the old lady dances with me. As soon as we put our hands on each other, that feeling, oh, I feel like I'm back again. When I was twenty years old, did you think I was mentally cheating?"

The old man played by Xu Juncong said with a troubled face.

heard.

The doctor played by Xiao Xiaoshan immediately denied it:

"This is not called cheating, this is the law of nature, this is called opposites attracting..."

"Opposites attract?"

"Yes, just like me, there are many girls around me who like me!" Xiao Xiaoshan said.

The voice just fell.

In the guest room, Jia Ling started to laugh, and then said:

"The innocent beauty Jia Ling likes you!"

"You can pull it down!"

Shen Teng looked disgusted.

Wu Jing, on the other hand, was just watching the fun and didn't think it was a big deal. He said to Zhang Xiaofei next to him:

"Do you like him too?"

"No, people like you to be more manly!" Zhang Xiaofei said, pretending to be shy.

Wu Jing: "Don't make trouble!"

Damn it, do comedians always carry baggage with their words?

This shouldn't be said carelessly, he already has his heart set on something, the little girl named Xie, and he won't marry her unless she is her.

In the recording studio.

"Cast the net widely and harvest the key points, you know?"

After hearing Xiao Xiaoshan's words, Xu Juncong looked shocked:

"Your girlfriend doesn't care about you???"

heard.

Xiao Xiaoshan smiled mysteriously, then picked up the magnifying glass on the table and looked at his own eyes. In Xu Juncong's field of vision, Xiao Xiaoshan's enlarged eyes were full of weirdness.

"She didn't notice it, so how could she care?"

"You young man, you are a bit unethical!" The uncle suddenly felt that his outlook on life was shattered and he was about to start ideological education.

At this time, the phone rang.

The doctor played by Xiao Xiaoshan is ready to see off guests.

"I'm sorry, sir. It's my time to get off work and I have something to do soon. How about you come back next time?"

After looking at the doctor played by Xiao Xiaoshan, the uncle played by Xu Juncong couldn't help but point at him, then shook his head and sighed, as if he felt that there was something wrong with this guy's outlook on life.

"Okay, I'll leave first!" Xu Juncong said,

Then left.

And Xiao Xiaoshan also answered the phone:

"Hey, baby, what? Not giving you a call? No, I've been waiting for your call..."

......

scene change.

night.

In front of the front door of a house.

"Oh, I told you to hurry up. You were late when you first met my mother. She already disliked you for being older than me..."

The doctor's girlfriend, played by Zhang Xiaofei, complained to Xiao Xiaoshan.

heard.

Xiao Xiaoshan had no choice but to apologize and, in most cases, obey women.

"Sorry, honey, I have a patient consultation this afternoon, which delayed a little time..."

"Okay, let's go!"

at last.

Xiao Xiaoshan and Zhang Xiaofei have arrived, and the future mother-in-law played by Jia Ling has been waiting for a long time.

At this time.

An electronic voice rang out.

This heralded the beginning of the improvisational performance, followed by Xiao Xiaoshan's unscripted performance.

"Mom, Xiao Xiaoshan is here!" Zhang Xiaofei said to his mother played by Jia Ling as soon as he entered the door.

"Haha, why didn't you come here in the middle of the night?" The mother played by Jia Ling looked very unhappy.

When Xiao Xiaoshan saw this situation, he immediately stepped forward and said:

"I'm sorry, auntie, I wasted a little time on the way. Don't be angry. I brought you something. This is a silk scarf specially chosen for you. Also, I heard that you like to eat duck, so I brought this specially for you. Duck!"

At first he wanted to be angry, but when he heard that there was food, Jarrington's expression became much calmer and he said:

"You even brought food!"

"Yes, Auntie, I heard that you particularly like duck, so I queued up to buy this specially for you!"

"Okay, okay, don't tell me, I'm really hungry after waiting for you for a long time!"

Jia Ling opened the duck box with a smile.

Then, she slowly took out something and asked expressionlessly:

"This... one bite???"

What she saw in her hand was a plastic screaming chicken toy...

Xiao Xiaoshan: "..."

He knew that the program team had no good intentions.