Genshin Impact: I am really a good person

"Please lie down and relax, don't be nervous." The experimental robot with 014 written on its apron made a gentle voice.

However, the experimental robot does not have a mouth, and the scene of the gentle voice coming from the cold skull gives people a strong sense of dissonance.

youth:"……"

Am I moved?

Don't dare to move at all!

The young man's stiff body was lying on the chair, his eyes wide open as he was being manipulated casually by the [-]-meter metal skeleton frame.

"Please relax, guest." The test machine soldier pressed down and said gently.

"Okay...Ok..."

The young man quickly agreed, but his body became even stiffer.

Because he only felt cold all over, being manipulated by such a terrifying robot, it seemed that his neck would be broken at any time.

But as time went by, he slowly relaxed, and the massage was a little sore and numb, but he was very happy and enjoyed it.

It felt like it didn't take long at all. The one-hour set meal was already finished from head to toe.

When the young man walked out of the massage parlor, he was still immersed in the unfinished experience. He moved his shoulders and felt comfortable all over.

But when he walked out the door and looked back at the massage parlor, and saw the poster that attracted him there again, he fell silent and showed an expression that doubted his life.

Tmd, why did I come here?

This is consumer fraud! What a lie! You are engaging in publicity fraud!

There are no beautiful girls to give massages! ! !

But he felt sad and angry for a while, and he sighed again, scratching his head in frustration, and his hair was messed up.

But the poster didn't mention that there was a beautiful girl giving the massage, and the price was not expensive. After the massage, the body felt very comfortable, the fatigue was gone, and the whole person felt lazy.

But he still felt a little uncomfortable.

The young man thought for a while and suddenly smiled.

No, I can't bear this pain alone!

Soon he found his good friend who was lying dead at home. He went up to him and slapped her twice in the face, and then he went to the newly opened massage parlor.

When the other party heard this, he immediately felt energetic. He was no longer sleepy, his legs were no longer tired, his eyes were glowing green, and he happily ran to the massage parlor.

More than an hour later, the other party came back with a pair of dead fish eyes.

ntmd! All friends are gone! It is indeed very comfortable and has endless aftertaste, but it is completely different from the endless aftertaste I thought! ! !

……

The most prosperous area in the center of Mondstadt.

A brown-haired young man passed by the magnificent department store and sighed as he looked at the hustle and bustle of people inside and the dazzling array of products he had never seen before.

"Ah~"

People's joys and sorrows are not the same.

When I touched my pocket, there was no Mora at all.

He took out a gold-printed card with the three characters credit card clearly written on it, as well as many small characters for introduction, contact address, etc.

This is the credit card he applied for a few days ago at the Feiyun Building, which was finally completed. He applied for one with the idea that he could keep it forever if he didn't make any purchases, so that he could have a temporary small bank account without losing money.

Just never used it.

After looking at the credit card for a long time, the young man still resisted his desire and took it back.

But a couple happened to walk out of the building, carrying a lot of things, most of which they had never seen before.

The woman was excited: "Oh, I finally bought these cosmetics. It is said that extracting snapdragon essence can make the skin more moisturized and firmer. And this, you don't know, but I listened to those guys touting them for a while."

Listening to the woman talking excitedly, the man looked tired and was holding big and small bags. Out of his desire to survive, he did not refute. After all, Mora had already spent money. He must not be looking for it in vain, but with great effort. He lifted the big box he was holding.

"Then what is this?"

The woman turned her head and gave him a bright smile: "The foot massage device, the clerk lady can soothe the nerves in the feet and effectively relieve fatigue. Husband, your work requires you to walk a lot. With this, if you run every day when you are free, you will not So tired."

The man's tired expression froze, and his face couldn't help but show softness.

"Okay~ listen to you."

"Also, this way you don't have to go to that massage parlor. That poster doesn't look like a serious place. Massage with a beautiful woman? You really enjoy it."

"Um...Honey, don't make random guesses. There is no beauty massage at all. There are only metal skeleton people giving massages."

The young man watched the two people walking away while talking. He took out the credit card he was about to put in his pocket and looked at it hesitantly.

It seems that he hasn't bought a decent gift for his wife in a long time, and he is exhausted all day long. Shouldn't he buy some high-end machines from Liyue to relieve his pain?

He was tempted...

As soon as this idea emerged, it became more and more irrepressible, and his eyes gradually became firmer when he looked at the credit card.

Yes, having a good body is also to make better money...

gone!

The young man took a deep breath and strode into the mall.

As soon as he walked in, he was dazzled by the dazzling array of products. The products that he could see every day were all here, neatly arranged and marked with prices. Things that he couldn't see every day were even more dazzling and unheard of.

After wandering around for a while, the young man became a little confused, because he didn't recognize many things at all, even if they had names on them.

I could only ask a store clerk if there was any suitable gift for my wife.

He was a bit confused as to where the shopkeeper had found all these beautiful and outrageous clerks. They were obviously not from Mondstadt. Everyone was of excellent temperament, extremely beautiful, and had decent manners.

With a sweet smile, the clerk recommended more than a dozen kinds at once and explained them thoughtfully. The young man was very moved and felt that no matter what they were, they were all good.

But in the end he gritted his teeth and gave up on the others and only bought two.

"Um...this can be used, right?" The young man took out the gold-stamped card with some uneasiness. Although he knew what the credit card was, he suddenly had an amount of money that he could spend freely. La, it wasn't a loan, it didn't require any collateral, but it still made him feel a little unreal.

"Of course, please swipe your card and enter your password." The clerk replied with a sweet smile and took out an instrument.

"Oh, okay." He swiped the youth card, entered the password, and got the purchased items.

Looking down at the card in his hand, he felt an inexplicable sense of pride and comfort in his heart, and his whole body felt relaxed.

This... is a bit over the top...

The young man warned himself that he must not spend too much and would pay it back in the next month. Then he walked to another area and bought something similar to the two people just now, something that could soothe the body. Well, it was something he had never seen before.

He wanted to leave, but when he saw a place full of people, he couldn't help but stop and get curious. I thought about it in my mind.

If you don't want to go and take a look, I'll just take a look and understand it, and I won't buy it.

Ten minutes later...

"Hey - so good?" Listening to the sweet explanation of the clerk, the young man was very moved.

"And it's still on sale. It won't be cheap after this time."

The young man gritted his teeth and said: "Buy it, swipe your card!"

Look at the others.

"Hiss... this is too awesome, isn't it? You won't suffer any loss if you buy it, just swipe your card!"

"And this...swipe your card!"

"Here! Swipe your card! Wrap it up for me."

“Give me a piece of this too, swipe your card!”