After the breakup, a song without makeup resonated with the entire Internet

It's time for the second episode of "Idol Two and a Half Years" to air.

Su Muyu and Su Ling were sitting in the office waiting for the show to start, with a large group of little sisters gathered around them.

Su Ling also prepared a lot of melon seeds, peanuts, and pickled pepper chicken feet for a good viewing.

"Xiaoyu, what kind of song did Jiang Yu sing? You were so mysterious after recording the show that day that you didn't tell me for a long time!"

After recording the show that day, Yan Ming called her and told her to prepare for the storm.

Coupled with Su Muyu's attitude, this made Su Ling feel itchy.

"Yes, sister Mumu, just tell us."

The little sisters around were also very curious. They heard a little bit about the recording of the program that day through their friends, but they were all vague.

This is the first time they have encountered this situation since they entered this industry.

"You'll find out after you watch it." Recalling the crazy scene during the recording of the show that day, Su Muyu couldn't help but laugh again.

"Pretending to be mysterious!" Su Ling rolled her eyes and started to nibble on the pickled pepper chicken feet.

After a long wait.

Finally, under the spotlight, Jiang Yu appeared with a smile.

The barrage instantly began to flood the screen, and all kinds of abuses filled the entire screen.

During the show, some audience members were also hurling insults. Judging from the tone, they must be from the same organization! .

"You don't respect our brother and you dare to come on stage?"

"That's right, get out of here!"

.....

However, Jiang Yu didn't care at all about the abuse from the audience.

Happy music started.

Jiang Yu smiled slightly into the phone and said.

"Everyone, I give you a song of "Don't Bite Me"!"

When they heard the title of the song, both the instructor on the stage and everyone in the audience were stunned.

"Don't Bite Me"?

bite? What do you mean?

What bites?

Combined with what happened to Jiang Yu in the past two days.

Darling, the smell of gunpowder is too strong, right?

I saw Jiang Yu with a playful smile.

"Stand still, stand at attention."

"Wang Wang!"

As soon as they heard the first two lines of narration, Su Ling and the other little sisters were stunned. What kind of song is this? Can the song still be sung like this?

But when they heard the next sentence, their hands couldn't help but tremble.

"Xiaofan, stand up quickly."

"Akun, why is your little rice disobedient?"

"Really, dogs are used to walking on their stomachs, so you have to make them stand."

"They are dogs after all, right? You have to respect their nature! Don't be too demanding, right?"

"What's your name? If you're not happy, then I'll just let you go."

As soon as this narration came out, everyone was even more stunned.

Damn it, what do you mean?

Akun, Xiaofan?

What do you mean? Say who?

audience in front of screen

When some people heard this song, a smile immediately appeared on their faces, and they didn't even dare to take a breath.

Others began to take over for themselves, unable to breathe.

I directly named him, Moukun and his rice circle.

"Ah! My eyes!"

Su Ling rubbed her eyes and wanted to take a closer look to see if the person on the stage was Jiang Yu.

But she forgot that her hand had just taken pickled pepper chicken feet.

Everyone hurriedly found tissues to help her wipe it.

"Xiaoyu, is Jiang Yu crazy! What kind of song is he singing? You can sing this kind of song!"

After recovering, Su Ling immediately yelled at Su Muyu.

"You don't care about him, just let him cause trouble!"

Su Muyu turned to look at her sister-in-law: "What's wrong with this song? I think it sounds pretty good, and I think it has a good effect."

After saying that, he pointed at the barrage on the screen.

Su Ling looked towards the screen.

"This narration made me laugh!"

"Hahaha, it's so enjoyable, so enjoyable."

"It's interesting. I haven't seen such a man for a long time. Haha, you guys are scolding me, right? I'm just kidding you!"

"The smell is too strong."

"My dear, this boy is too naive to write such a song and put it on the shelves."

And Jiang Yu's singing continued.

Either with excitement or anger, everyone continued to listen.

"Sure enough, in 2023, I, Jiang Yu, am back here again."

"Gently rap something for you."

"Listen carefully. If you don't have the patience to listen, please turn off the player now."

"Don't say it's 2023, even in 3023 there will still be xx accompanying us and roaring all the way."

"Writing lyrics and composing music is my pleasure."

"But is it too flattering to sing a song about it?"

A few lyrics, accompanied by a relaxing rhythm.

But the whole song is not easy.

This is too enjoyable, directly comparing the rice circle to a dog.

There is also the word "exalt", and the language is even more disdainful.

The firepower is fully maximized. What's the matter with a bird and a rifle? This is Gatling with blue fire!

People who hear this song only have two words left in their hearts.

"Brilliant!"

More people began to fall in love with this tough boy.

Everyone started to spread the word.

Just over an hour later, the number of downloads on the music platform exceeded one million.

"I just sit in front of the keyboard and write my own original songs from my heart. This is my talent and my interest."

"Whoever is behind this conspiracy has bad intentions."

"It turned out to be simple music, but it was entangled by interests."

"Why every note of music and pure heart cannot escape the fate of facing hypocrisy."

After hearing this, people began to slowly understand.

Isn't this talking about Jiang Yu's exposure to the Internet in the past two days?

Does this mean there is someone behind you?

Many people began to take the initiative to dig out.

They found that, except for those in the fan circle, many Heijiangyu people have multiple accounts with one IP address.

It proves that there is definitely a driving force behind it.

And this song is Jiang Yu's counterattack in their favor.

But counterattack is not scary, singing the counterattack is the scariest thing!

More importantly, Jiang Yu was scolded, which only happened recently. .

So, this song was written within these two days.

This man's talent is too terrifying!

His musical skills are also amazing!

Not to mention the passers-by, even the food circle and the navy were confused.

The singing continued.

"I once asked myself whether it was necessary to fight back so coolly."

"But some people make me sick when I think about them. I should still have the courage of a big brother."

“I often ask myself, do sanctimonious people have any conscience left?”

"If it is because of mental illness, you are welcome to go to the Third Hospital to find a famous doctor."

Even Su Ling couldn't help laughing this time.

This Jiang Yu, let them go to the Third Hospital. Isn't this a mental hospital?

This kid is too damaged!

Su Muyu looked at Su Ling: "Sister-in-law, I'm not lying to you. I think this song is pretty good."

Su Ling frowned.

It sounds nice, but what do you mean by your proud expression?

So annoying!

My cabbage’s elbows started to turn outward!